Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 11 · Round 4

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Second Sock finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:36.717 12 +11 33 10.8
2 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:45.742 +9.03 4 +2 6 9.8
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:45.883 +9.17 3 0 5 9.7
4 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:47.208 +10.49 14 +10 32 11.4
5 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:48.867 +12.15 11 +6 37 10.5
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:59.067 +22.35 8 +2 20 10.1
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 4:02.442 +25.73 2 -5 7 9.7
Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +7 21 10.4
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -2 12 9.6
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +6 12 10.3
Puck Yeah FELL PCK The Pucks 13 +2 0 19.3
Thick Rick FELL NUG The Nuggets 9 -3 0 19.2
Butter Bean FELL BEA The Beans 5 -8 0 19.3
Lil Nugget RUNNING NUG The Nuggets 10 -4 0 1.1
Crooked Pete FELL NOO The Noodles 1 -14 0 19.2
Refried Ron RUNNING BEA The Beans 6 -10 0 1.7
1.783
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 13-6-6-4-4.
6.067
They felt that in the back row. That is 95 non-finishes in 296 career starts.
11.258
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 7-4-3-9-8.
20.050
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 16-1-12-6-1.
24.692
Wide Load is airborne! Recent finishes: 16-1-12-6-1.
34.392
There goes a piece of Radiator.
39.617
There is nothing left of it.
44.100
The Lieutenant goes to the front.
50.050
Old Gristle is coming through.
57.408
That is a long way off the ground.
1:03.617
There goes a piece of Radiator.
1:08.800
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:20.050
Old Gristle is coming through.
1:25.750
That was always going to happen.
1:28.692
That is Old Gristle taking Yolk with them.
1:35.100
There is nothing protecting Radiator now.
1:39.700
Extraordinary scenes.
1:52.558
Radiator is out.
1:59.400
That is a long way off the ground.
2:06.050
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
2:11.075
Squish leaves something behind.
2:19.558
That is a long way off the ground.
2:27.458
Extraordinary scenes.
2:37.425
That is a long way off the ground.
2:44.100
Look at the state of it.
3:03.467
Squish will not take much more.
3:15.700
The Lieutenant is losing bits.
3:17.200
Last lap.
3:33.117
Squish will not be back.
3:33.717
The Lieutenant has it.
3:36.717
The Lieutenant takes it!
3:42.583
Refried Ron has stalled.
3:52.758
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
4:08.200
Refried Ron is going nowhere.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 14.958 Yolk 14.958
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 34.017 The Lieutenant 18.658
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 50.025 The Lieutenant 14.267
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:06.492 The Lieutenant 16.467
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:27.525 Old Gristle 16.692
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:47.183 Squish 17.866
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:03.608 The Lieutenant 16.425
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:20.442 Wide Load 14.725
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:38.058 The Lieutenant 17.616
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:57.683 Floppy Joe 18.317
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:15.900 The Lieutenant 18.217
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:36.717 Damp Kevin 18.775
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 6 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 15 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 15 1/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 18 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 22 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
236 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 1-7-7-13-12.
136.19
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
241 starts, 10 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 11-11-12-15-4.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
248 starts, 45 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-5-7-5-1.
3.57
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
263 starts, 38 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 5-3-5-4-6.
3.56
22
Butter Bean The Beans
257 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 2-12-13-12-13.
149.50
5
Refried Ron The Beans
242 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 16-15-12-15-16.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
263 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 15-15-12-11-14.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
242 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 13-14-8-2-8.
53.29
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
246 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 3-9-16-4-6.
57.96
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
242 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 9-12-11-3-2.
182.57
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
257 starts, 62 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 11-9-5-1-7.
7.44
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
254 starts, 54 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 7-2-2-2-4.
3.83
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
240 starts, 6 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 7-16-16-9-16.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
260 starts, 54 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 4-6-1-7-4.
8.15
2
Squish The Soft Boys
245 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.9. Last five: 14-14-8-13-15.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
240 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 12-16-16-16-14.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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