The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Wide Load finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. Basement Heat took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:02.850 | — | 11 | +10 | 35 | 12.9 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:04.933 | +2.08 | 14 | +12 | 33 | 13.1 |
| 3 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:10.208 | +7.36 | 8 | +5 | 32 | 11.7 |
| 4 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:17.217 | +14.37 | 5 | +1 | 34 | 11.4 |
| 5 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:17.883 | +15.03 | 2 | -3 | 20 | 10.9 |
| 6 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:20.042 | +17.19 | 3 | -3 | 6 | 11.3 |
| 7 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:20.233 | +17.38 | 4 | -3 | 15 | 11.0 |
| 8 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:21.467 | +18.62 | 7 | -1 | 28 | 11.6 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -8 | 12 | 11.0 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -4 | 26 | 11.1 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +5 | 31 | 12.1 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | 0 | 25 | 12.6 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -3 | 32 | 12.2 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -5 | 29 | 12.4 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | -2 | 16 | 12.1 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 12 | 11.8 |
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 13.658 | Wide Load 13.658 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 28.492 | Gravy 14.367 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Unit | 44.492 | Lil Nugget 12.625 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Unit | 1:00.000 | The Kidney 15.225 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Unit | 1:16.217 | The Lieutenant 13.883 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Unit | 1:33.483 | Honey Mustard 13.609 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 1:46.742 | The Lieutenant 12.584 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:02.917 | Wide Load 14.758 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:18.092 | Wide Load 15.059 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:30.992 | The Lieutenant 12.900 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:46.350 | Wide Load 14.900 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 3:02.850 | Wide Load 16.350 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Basement Heat | 11 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 13 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 13 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 14 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 14 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Pucks | 17 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 27 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Nuggets | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
4 sections · 101 mA velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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