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Derby · Season 11 · Round 45

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
FULL TIME Fairness
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The Lieutenant wins at Kidney Flats

The Lieutenant took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Damp Kevin finished second. 2 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:29.692 — 12 +11 26 11.9
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:31.167 +1.48 4 +2 4 10.4
3 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:31.758 +2.07 1 -2 3 10.4
4 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:32.175 +2.48 3 -1 5 10.7
5 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:33.608 +3.92 14 +9 36 11.0
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:34.267 +4.58 2 -4 3 10.7
7 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:34.500 +4.81 9 +2 47 11.8
8 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:36.975 +7.28 11 +3 27 11.8
9 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:38.150 +8.46 10 +1 37 12.1
10 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:39.067 +9.38 16 +6 18 11.5
11 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:41.742 +12.05 7 -4 7 10.4
12 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:47.408 +17.72 6 -6 9 10.7
13 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:47.583 +17.89 5 -8 15 10.3
14 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:49.000 +19.31 8 -6 9 10.6
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 -2 23 11.5
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 12 11.3
2.800
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 8-6-15-16-5.
8.375
That has come off. Recent finishes: 4-8-6-4-7.
20.050
Look at Puck Yeah go.
26.283
Oh, that is a big one.
30.508
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 6-8-8-15-14.
37.642
Yolk leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-4-15-4-12.
50.050
Look at Squish go. Recent finishes: 4-8-6-4-7.
54.892
That is a long way off the ground.
1:06.142
You do not see that every day.
1:15.400
A new leader — Slapper.
1:19.825
And it all goes wrong.
1:24.408
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
1:29.567
It is coming apart now.
1:31.567
That is Stubbs taking Yolk with them.
1:40.300
A new leader — Honey Mustard.
1:46.558
Up it goes.
1:54.767
They will not want to see that again.
2:01.842
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
2:07.617
Slapper leaves something behind.
2:13.092
Up it goes.
2:17.300
They will not want to see that again.
2:21.592
And it all goes wrong.
2:29.233
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
2:34.675
You do not see that every day.
2:36.175
Puck Yeah is out, and The Heel did it.
2:40.708
Oh, that is a big one.
2:45.658
Stubbs is airborne!
2:54.683
Oh, that is a big one.
3:03.275
One to go.
3:10.242
And it all goes wrong.
3:17.717
There is nothing left of it.
3:24.567
Radiator is losing bits.
3:26.692
Here comes The Lieutenant.
3:29.692
It is The Lieutenant!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay The Lieutenant 24.300 The Lieutenant 24.300
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 50.467 Old Gristle 24.525
The Hairpin Clay Slapper 1:17.825 Slapper 23.783
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 1:44.625 Honey Mustard 23.742
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 2:11.400 Stubbs 25.125
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:38.783 Stubbs 25.900
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:03.275 The Lieutenant 24.492
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:29.692 Damp Kevin 25.259
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 6 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 9 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 9 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 16 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 20 1/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 25 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 25 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 26 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
281 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 15-7-1-4-15.
18.91
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
262 starts, 11 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 11-16-2-5-6.
123.25
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
246 starts, 21 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 10-3-5-2-6.
13.92
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
272 starts, 50 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-7-3-2-3.
2.39
6
The Kidney The Beans
264 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 12-11-10-6-9.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
259 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 14-11-10-13-13.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
242 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 15-14-15-15-9.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
287 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 13-15-14-16-11.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
268 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 3-6-11-6-12.
52.09
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
269 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 4-10-12-12-9.
52.20
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
284 starts, 72 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 1-1-5-1-8.
2.96
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
267 starts, 58 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-1-15-1-3.
5.06
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
256 starts, 7 wins, average finish 12.1. Last five: 3-14-14-15-1.
219.30
8
Slapper The Pucks
255 starts, 26 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 6-15-12-13-4.
131.33
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
256 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 14-14-16-16-15.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
266 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.8. Last five: 13-9-4-14-7.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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