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The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Floppy Joe wins at The Mezzanine

Floppy Joe took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Second Sock finished second. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 58.108 — 2 +1 4 4.1
2 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 56.100 — 4 +2 0 9.8
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 55.925 — 10 +7 1 10.0
4 Slapper PCK The Pucks 42.300 — 13 +9 2 16.0
5 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 37.483 — 8 +3 1 18.6
6 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 37.417 — 9 +3 1 18.0
7 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 36.958 — 1 -6 1 19.9
8 The Kidney BEA The Beans 32.100 — 5 -3 1 18.7
9 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 27.492 — 3 -6 1 19.3
10 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 27.192 — 11 +1 2 18.7
11 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 24.942 — 7 -4 4 19.0
12 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 24.208 — 16 +4 4 18.7
13 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 21.550 — 12 -1 2 18.8
14 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 20.533 — 6 -8 1 19.0
15 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 20.200 — 15 0 1 18.3
16 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 14.217 — 14 -2 0 18.8
0.000
The floor is live.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.617
Less of it every time you look.
9.200
Another panel gone.
10.750
Absolute carnage.
12.275
Another panel gone.
13.458
Look at the state of it.
13.783
Absolute carnage.
14.858
The Coaster goes in.
15.258
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
16.708
Another panel gone.
18.133
Less of it every time you look.
19.542
Another panel gone.
20.200
That is Squish finished. Recent finishes: 7-3-5-4-3.
20.917
There goes another one.
21.600
Refried Ron goes in.
22.275
There goes another one.
23.000
Old Gristle goes in.
23.617
It is chaos out there.
24.400
Tender Greg is gone.
24.933
That is the sport, right there.
25.800
In goes Crawlspace.
26.233
Look at the state of it.
27.200
In goes The Lieutenant.
27.517
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
28.600
In goes Tube Sock.
28.775
That is the sport, right there.
30.017
Less of it every time you look.
31.242
Less of it every time you look.
31.875
They will not want to see that again.
32.450
The floor is getting smaller.
33.275
That is The Kidney finished. Recent finishes: 15-8-5-15-6.
33.642
You do not see that every day.
34.817
Look at the state of it.
35.983
Another panel gone.
36.958
Big Randy goes in. Recent finishes: 6-4-12-8-12.
37.125
Absolute carnage.
38.250
The floor is getting smaller.
38.358
That is Lil Nugget finished. Recent finishes: 2-4-6-3-5.
39.367
Less of it every time you look.
39.758
Pilot Light goes in. Recent finishes: 13-8-5-13-7.
40.467
There goes another one.
41.558
Look at the state of it.
42.300
In goes Slapper.
42.633
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
43.692
There goes another one.
44.742
Extraordinary scenes.
45.775
There goes another one.
46.800
Less of it every time you look.
47.808
The floor is getting smaller.
48.808
Less of it every time you look.
49.792
And it all goes wrong.
50.775
There goes another one.
51.733
Another panel gone.
52.692
Another panel gone.
53.642
Less of it every time you look.
54.575
Less of it every time you look.
55.500
Another panel gone.
55.925
That is Honey Mustard finished.
56.408
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
57.317
The floor is getting smaller.
57.325
Two left.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate Floppy Joe 37.125 Floppy Joe 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate Floppy Joe 53.642 Floppy Joe 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 8 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 9 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 11 2/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 16 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 20 2/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 22 2/2 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 23 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
214 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 4-8-16-15-7.
19.36
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
245 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 11-7-12-5-5.
15.55
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
209 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 12-7-1-1-14.
10.85
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
232 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 4-2-10-7-3.
8.26
6
The Kidney The Beans
196 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 5-12-11-14-8.
22.22
5
Refried Ron The Beans
228 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 14-11-4-7-5.
16.51
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
234 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 7-1-4-12-4.
12.26
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
219 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 3-10-8-6-10.
13.72
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
204 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 10-10-1-6-8.
11.39
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
217 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 5-3-10-4-3.
11.18
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
203 starts, 29 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 15-9-14-9-6.
20.50
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
234 starts, 23 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 6-13-8-11-13.
20.02
8
Slapper The Pucks
217 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 2-9-6-7-15.
13.97
3
The Coaster The Pucks
215 starts, 18 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 2-9-9-9-8.
8.20
2
Squish The Soft Boys
222 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 5-9-10-5-16.
16.93
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
226 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 5-14-9-15-14.
45.53

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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