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Floor · Season 10 · Round 25

The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Floppy Joe wins at The Mezzanine

Floppy Joe took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Honey Mustard finished second. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1:00.483 — 2 +1 0 2.6
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 58.475 — 9 +7 3 8.1
3 Long John NOO The Noodles 56.575 — 1 -2 0 9.7
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 49.467 — 4 0 9 12.7
5 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 42.625 — 11 +6 2 16.0
6 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 36.750 — 7 +1 1 18.7
7 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 35.433 — 16 +9 1 17.8
8 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 27.883 — 12 +4 0 18.7
9 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 27.625 — 3 -6 3 20.6
10 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 25.733 — 15 +5 4 18.2
11 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 24.208 — 6 -5 4 18.7
12 Slapper PCK The Pucks 21.542 — 14 +2 4 18.8
13 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 20.792 — 5 -8 0 18.2
14 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 20.167 — 13 -1 1 18.4
15 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 18.633 — 10 -5 6 17.9
16 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 11.333 — 8 -8 3 19.1
0.000
The floor is live.
6.000
Less of it every time you look.
7.617
And it all goes wrong.
8.000
Pilot Light is in trouble here.
9.200
They will not want to see that again.
10.750
Another panel gone.
11.333
In goes Pilot Light.
12.275
Less of it every time you look.
13.783
And it all goes wrong.
15.258
Less of it every time you look.
16.708
You do not see that every day.
17.817
Away goes Wide Load.
18.133
Another panel gone.
19.217
That is Lil Nugget finished. Recent finishes: 14-3-2-3-3.
19.542
Less of it every time you look.
20.617
In goes Wide Load.
20.917
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
22.017
Sweaty Gerald is gone.
22.275
The floor is getting smaller.
23.417
Slapper goes in.
23.617
Less of it every time you look.
24.817
In goes Butter Bean. Recent finishes: 9-7-12-7-11.
24.933
And it all goes wrong.
26.217
That is Squish finished.
26.233
They will not want to see that again.
27.517
Another panel gone.
27.625
In goes Tube Sock. Recent finishes: 8-6-5-7-6.
28.775
And it all goes wrong.
29.025
That is Gravy finished. Recent finishes: 1-1-4-14-2.
30.017
Another panel gone.
31.242
Well, that was always going to happen.
32.450
There goes another one.
33.642
There goes another one.
34.333
Custard is in trouble here. Recent finishes: 3-5-4-4-6.
34.817
They will not want to see that again.
35.733
In goes Custard.
35.983
Less of it every time you look.
37.125
Another panel gone.
37.133
Radiator is gone.
38.250
Absolute carnage.
39.367
There goes another one.
40.467
Less of it every time you look.
41.558
Less of it every time you look.
42.625
That is The Lieutenant finished.
42.633
There goes another one.
43.692
Well, that was always going to happen.
44.742
Less of it every time you look.
45.775
Less of it every time you look.
46.800
There goes another one.
47.808
Oh dear.
48.808
And it all goes wrong.
49.467
That is Damp Kevin finished.
49.792
It is chaos out there.
50.775
Less of it every time you look.
51.733
They will not want to see that again.
52.692
Look at the state of it.
53.642
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
54.575
There goes another one.
55.500
The floor is getting smaller.
56.408
There goes another one.
56.575
In goes Long John.
57.317
The floor is getting smaller.
57.975
One panel each.
59.375
Honey Mustard goes in.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate Long John 37.125 Long John 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate Long John 53.642 Long John 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 4 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 13 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 13 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 17 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 17 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 22 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 24 2/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 26 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
216 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 8-8-9-16-6.
38.78
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
251 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 10-14-4-4-2.
13.20
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
215 starts, 19 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 9-1-1-5-16.
12.02
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
218 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-1-5-11-14.
15.82
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
241 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 12-2-6-4-9.
15.86
22
Butter Bean The Beans
224 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 4-12-9-16-3.
21.31
4
Radiator Basement Heat
210 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 16-14-9-16-8.
44.18
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
226 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 5-1-10-3-1.
8.39
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
223 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 7-9-6-1-2.
9.42
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
214 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 7-4-13-8-2.
11.10
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
212 starts, 30 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 13-15-1-5-9.
18.83
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
224 starts, 21 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 4-9-7-16-14.
12.50
4
Wide Load The Pucks
242 starts, 19 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 9-1-15-8-16.
20.59
8
Slapper The Pucks
229 starts, 18 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 3-3-5-1-2.
7.96
2
Squish The Soft Boys
234 starts, 13 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 14-11-1-7-15.
49.85
21
Custard The Soft Boys
227 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 5-3-14-7-13.
8.57

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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