Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 13 · Round 26

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win

Gravy took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Slapper finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 8:50.333 12 +11 59 13.9
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 9:17.633 +27.30 16 +14 49 14.9
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 9:24.162 +33.83 11 +8 44 13.2
4 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 9:27.395 +37.06 2 -2 51 13.0
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:28.717 +38.38 13 +8 46 13.8
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:29.428 +39.10 14 +8 37 14.0
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:34.711 +44.38 5 -2 56 12.8
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:36.622 +46.29 1 -7 45 12.8
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 9:56.828 +66.50 9 0 59 13.4
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 9:59.844 +69.51 15 +5 58 12.6
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 10:03.261 +72.93 6 -5 51 13.2
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 10:08.067 +77.73 7 -5 50 14.1
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:09.750 +79.42 8 -5 54 15.7
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:23.117 +92.78 3 -11 20 20.9
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 10:23.734 +93.40 10 -5 43 13.2
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 10:41.833 +111.50 4 -12 13 21.9
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 24.5 contacts an event coming in.
5.033
Honey Mustard takes the lead. Career record: 26 wins from 347, average finish 4.6.
11.772
Honey Mustard is airborne. Recent finishes: 8-2-3-3-8.
15.172
And it all goes wrong.
18.606
Big air for Big Randy.
23.206
Big air for Old Gristle.
28.000
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Averaging 25.9 contacts an event coming in.
31.556
That is a big one for Gravy. Averaging 20.9 contacts an event coming in.
35.461
Old Gristle gets air.
39.133
Oh dear.
42.639
Thick Rick has gone over the side.
46.061
And The Coaster takes flight.
50.417
Extraordinary scenes.
56.033
Absolute carnage.
1:03.867
Big air for Old Gristle.
1:07.817
Right into it goes Second Sock.
1:11.706
Refried Ron gets air.
1:15.644
Sweaty Gerald is airborne.
1:19.600
Nothing doing for Sweaty Gerald.
1:27.150
And Old Gristle takes flight.
1:30.639
Right into it goes Tender Greg.
1:34.389
You do not see that every day.
1:38.872
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:42.678
You do not see that every day.
1:46.078
Tube Sock is completely off the deck.
1:49.611
Gravy is completely off the deck.
1:54.089
And Honey Mustard takes flight.
1:57.956
No idea what happened there.
2:01.444
That is not going to help.
2:04.856
Up goes The Coaster.
2:08.478
Old Gristle is going to win this.
2:08.556
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
2:11.956
Gravy takes it.
2:16.033
Extraordinary scenes.
2:24.922
Oh dear.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Sweaty Gerald 1.567 Sweaty Gerald 1.567
Smooth Descent Metal Honey Mustard 5.033 Thick Rick 3.073
Sweeping Curve Metal Honey Mustard 7.717 Refried Ron 2.645
Smooth Descent Metal Honey Mustard 10.906 Pilot Light 2.928
The Drops Metal Honey Mustard 12.656 Pilot Light 1.683
Peg Field Hard Honey Mustard 13.944 Thick Rick 1.278
The Pinball Table Slick Honey Mustard 15.828 Thick Rick 1.689
Collision Funnel Hard Honey Mustard 16.906 Slapper 0.900
Smooth Descent Hard Honey Mustard 18.361 Slapper 1.372
Barrier Run Smooth Thick Rick 22.200 Old Gristle 1.272
Sweeping Curve Smooth Old Gristle 24.889 The Coaster 1.856
Bounce Pads Smooth Old Gristle 27.628 Old Gristle 2.739
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Old Gristle 31.167 Slapper 3.128
Narrow Pipe Metal Thick Rick 33.606 Thick Rick 1.400
The Drops Metal Thick Rick 34.828 Thick Rick 1.222
Rotating Drum Metal Thick Rick 36.983 Gravy 1.289
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Old Gristle 39.033 Gravy 1.750
The Washboard Metal Old Gristle 40.789 Slapper 1.717
Slick Floor Slick Old Gristle 42.328 Old Gristle 1.539
S-Bend Smooth Old Gristle 45.094 Old Gristle 2.766
Tight Curve Smooth Old Gristle 50.622 Tube Sock 2.023
The Funnel Smooth Old Gristle 53.194 The Coaster 2.323
Narrow Pipe Metal Old Gristle 55.867 The Coaster 2.288
The Gauntlet Smooth Old Gristle 57.967 The Coaster 1.950
The Hairpin Smooth Old Gristle 1:01.906 Old Gristle 3.939
Split Route Smooth Old Gristle 1:03.650 Honey Mustard 1.734
The Spiral Metal Old Gristle 1:05.967 Gravy 1.934
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Old Gristle 1:19.694 The Coaster 13.194
Rotating Drum Metal Old Gristle 1:23.139 Refried Ron 1.450
Narrow Pipe Metal Old Gristle 1:26.367 Refried Ron 1.645
The Drops Metal Old Gristle 1:28.089 Refried Ron 1.478
Peg Field Hard Old Gristle 1:29.656 Refried Ron 1.216
The Pinball Table Slick Old Gristle 1:32.233 Custard 1.961
Collision Funnel Hard Old Gristle 1:33.339 Slapper 1.050
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 1:35.039 Slapper 1.516
Barrier Run Smooth Old Gristle 1:36.383 Slapper 1.184
Sweeping Curve Smooth Old Gristle 1:38.506 Slapper 1.766
Bounce Pads Smooth Old Gristle 1:40.178 Old Gristle 1.672
Bounce Pads Smooth Old Gristle 1:41.572 Old Gristle 1.394
The Gap Hard Old Gristle 1:44.133 The Coaster 1.756
The Drops Hard Old Gristle 1:46.161 Refried Ron 1.411
Sweeping Curve Smooth Old Gristle 1:48.539 Custard 1.895
The Washboard Hard Old Gristle 1:51.794 The Coaster 1.922
Big Air Metal Old Gristle 1:56.411 Slapper 2.806
Smooth Descent Smooth Old Gristle 1:58.806 Slapper 1.844
Sweeping Curve Metal Old Gristle 2:01.606 Slapper 2.178
Final Sprint Metal Old Gristle 2:04.189 Slapper 2.244
Target Zone Carpet Old Gristle 2:09.044 Slapper 0.967
Exit Gate Metal Old Gristle 2:11.478 Slapper 0.861
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 5 0/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 6 1/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 15 0/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 16 1/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 22 0/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 23 0/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 23 0/2 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 26 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
352 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-6-8-10-8.
59.50
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
322 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 5-10-6-8-8.
104.79
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
350 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-8-6-5-7.
56.98
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
345 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-5-5-6-7.
44.49
5
Refried Ron The Beans
353 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 8-7-7-16-12.
131.93
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
345 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-7-14-11-7.
95.25
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
347 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 4-8-11-13-5.
100.00
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
352 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-8-5-8-13.
46.93
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
358 starts, 27 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 7-2-3-13-2.
21.53
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
341 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 7-15-2-3-6.
14.51
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
354 starts, 76 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-1-1-4-2.
4.97
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
327 starts, 68 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-1-1-4-14.
8.03
3
The Coaster The Pucks · HOME
345 starts, 175 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-3-1-4-1.
4.01
8
Slapper The Pucks · HOME
353 starts, 180 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-2-3-2-1.
4.07
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
331 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 3-4-7-4-4.
22.73
21
Custard The Soft Boys
355 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 3-3-5-4-4.
22.85

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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