Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 12 · Round 1

The Saucer — Team Pack Race

Saucer Park · The Saucer · 107 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win

Gravy took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Coaster finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:40.117 11 +10 33 11.6
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:43.350 +3.23 13 +11 33 12.2
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:45.433 +5.32 9 +6 41 12.1
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:46.783 +6.67 3 -1 20 10.4
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:46.900 +6.78 4 -1 22 10.5
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:48.067 +7.95 1 -5 17 10.5
7 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:48.117 +8.00 15 +8 30 11.2
8 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:49.925 +9.81 12 +4 31 11.8
9 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:50.917 +10.80 10 +1 49 11.1
10 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:59.608 +19.49 7 -3 35 10.8
11 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 4:02.542 +22.43 6 -5 27 10.6
Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 -7 22 10.2
Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -11 13 10.0
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 0 20 12.0
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -7 13 10.5
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 0 11 10.7
2.433
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 3-7-4-4-15.
6.950
A new leader — Radiator. Career record: 3 wins from 343, average finish 7.4.
11.450
A new leader — Old Gristle.
16.100
The Coaster takes the lead. Career record: 175 wins from 345, average finish 3.1.
20.725
Sweaty Gerald is losing bits.
26.150
The Coaster goes to the front.
31.942
Look at the state of it.
36.733
Up it goes.
41.783
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
48.142
Radiator is losing bits.
54.175
That has come off.
59.125
And it all goes wrong.
1:04.050
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 3-7-4-4-15.
1:08.500
Floppy Joe leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 5-10-6-8-8.
1:12.475
Yolk is out.
1:17.100
There goes a piece of Custard.
1:22.242
There is nothing protecting Puck Yeah now.
1:27.558
Radiator is out, and Damp Kevin did it.
1:32.025
Puck Yeah will not take much more.
1:35.558
And that is Puck Yeah finished.
1:40.050
Honey Mustard is on the move.
1:44.683
Custard is airborne!
1:49.575
There is nothing left of it.
1:53.867
You do not see that every day.
1:59.467
Up it goes.
2:04.967
Extraordinary scenes.
2:10.050
Stubbs is going backwards.
2:14.917
Stubbs is losing bits.
2:21.592
Custard is losing bits.
2:23.092
Floppy Joe will not be back.
2:33.025
They will not want to see that again.
2:38.317
Gravy is airborne!
2:42.933
That is Butter Bean taking Sweaty Gerald with them.
2:52.642
There goes a piece of Custard.
3:02.967
Up it goes.
3:13.733
Old Gristle is airborne!
3:18.225
One to go.
3:25.708
There is nothing left of it.
3:31.458
Custard leaves something behind.
3:37.117
Here comes Gravy.
3:37.933
Extraordinary scenes.
3:40.117
It is Gravy!
3:59.267
Crawlspace is losing bits.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 16.558 The Coaster 16.558
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 33.733 Puck Yeah 15.850
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 52.158 Stubbs 16.892
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 1:11.733 Gravy 18.375
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:30.650 Stubbs 15.458
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:48.567 Honey Mustard 14.808
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:07.375 Honey Mustard 17.700
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:26.192 Old Gristle 16.858
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 2:45.075 The Coaster 16.434
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 3:02.475 Gravy 17.358
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:18.225 Gravy 15.367
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:40.117 Stubbs 13.800
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 9 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 9 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 12 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 16 1/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 19 1/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 23 1/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 23 1/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 25 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
263 starts, 15 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 2-12-4-10-2.
18.34
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
267 starts, 11 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 13-6-12-9-9.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
285 starts, 40 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 4-4-2-2-4.
2.88
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
282 starts, 51 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-3-2-3-3.
2.20
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
268 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 14-12-16-13-14.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
284 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 1-8-13-10-4.
57.23
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
271 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 6-7-8-13-11.
105.04
4
Radiator Basement Heat
294 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 14-10-14-15-13.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
275 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 8-14-7-12-13.
74.08
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
277 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 9-11-9-11-16.
54.99
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
284 starts, 38 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-7-1-6-12.
22.91
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
291 starts, 73 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 4-1-8-5-9.
6.22
3
The Coaster The Pucks
266 starts, 25 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 13-15-11-10-8.
144.15
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
264 starts, 7 wins, average finish 12.1. Last five: 15-15-2-15-15.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
273 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 6-12-5-8-11.
102.90
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
264 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 11-16-16-16-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.

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