Derby · Season 12 · Round 1
The Saucer — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win
Gravy took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Coaster finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:40.117 | — | 11 | +10 | 33 | 11.6 |
| 2 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 3:43.350 | +3.23 | 13 | +11 | 33 | 12.2 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:45.433 | +5.32 | 9 | +6 | 41 | 12.1 |
| 4 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:46.783 | +6.67 | 3 | -1 | 20 | 10.4 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:46.900 | +6.78 | 4 | -1 | 22 | 10.5 |
| 6 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:48.067 | +7.95 | 1 | -5 | 17 | 10.5 |
| 7 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:48.117 | +8.00 | 15 | +8 | 30 | 11.2 |
| 8 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:49.925 | +9.81 | 12 | +4 | 31 | 11.8 |
| 9 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:50.917 | +10.80 | 10 | +1 | 49 | 11.1 |
| 10 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:59.608 | +19.49 | 7 | -3 | 35 | 10.8 |
| 11 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 4:02.542 | +22.43 | 6 | -5 | 27 | 10.6 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -7 | 22 | 10.2 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -11 | 13 | 10.0 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | 0 | 20 | 12.0 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 13 | 10.5 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 11 | 10.7 |
2.433
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 3-7-4-4-15.
6.950
A new leader — Radiator. Career record: 3 wins from 343, average finish 7.4.
11.450
A new leader — Old Gristle.
16.100
The Coaster takes the lead. Career record: 175 wins from 345, average finish 3.1.
20.725
Sweaty Gerald is losing bits.
26.150
The Coaster goes to the front.
31.942
Look at the state of it.
36.733
Up it goes.
41.783
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
48.142
Radiator is losing bits.
54.175
That has come off.
59.125
And it all goes wrong.
1:04.050
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 3-7-4-4-15.
1:08.500
Floppy Joe leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 5-10-6-8-8.
1:12.475
Yolk is out.
1:17.100
There goes a piece of Custard.
1:22.242
There is nothing protecting Puck Yeah now.
1:27.558
Radiator is out, and Damp Kevin did it.
1:32.025
Puck Yeah will not take much more.
1:35.558
And that is Puck Yeah finished.
1:40.050
Honey Mustard is on the move.
1:44.683
Custard is airborne!
1:49.575
There is nothing left of it.
1:53.867
You do not see that every day.
1:59.467
Up it goes.
2:04.967
Extraordinary scenes.
2:10.050
Stubbs is going backwards.
2:14.917
Stubbs is losing bits.
2:21.592
Custard is losing bits.
2:23.092
Floppy Joe will not be back.
2:33.025
They will not want to see that again.
2:38.317
Gravy is airborne!
2:42.933
That is Butter Bean taking Sweaty Gerald with them.
2:52.642
There goes a piece of Custard.
3:02.967
Up it goes.
3:13.733
Old Gristle is airborne!
3:18.225
One to go.
3:25.708
There is nothing left of it.
3:31.458
Custard leaves something behind.
3:37.117
Here comes Gravy.
3:37.933
Extraordinary scenes.
3:40.117
It is Gravy!
3:59.267
Crawlspace is losing bits.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 16.558 | The Coaster 16.558 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 33.733 | Puck Yeah 15.850 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 52.158 | Stubbs 16.892 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 1:11.733 | Gravy 18.375 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:30.650 | Stubbs 15.458 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:48.567 | Honey Mustard 14.808 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:07.375 | Honey Mustard 17.700 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:26.192 | Old Gristle 16.858 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 2:45.075 | The Coaster 16.434 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 3:02.475 | Gravy 17.358 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 3:18.225 | Gravy 15.367 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 3:40.117 | Stubbs 13.800 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 9 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 12 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 16 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 19 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 23 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 23 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 25 | 1/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans
268 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 14-12-16-13-14.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent
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16m
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Smooth Descent
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38m
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Smooth Descent
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16m
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Smooth Descent
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38m
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Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.
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