Derby · Season 12 · Round 11
The Saucer — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Second Sock finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:35.725 | — | 11 | +10 | 31 | 11.6 |
| 2 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:44.325 | +8.60 | 4 | +2 | 22 | 10.6 |
| 3 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 3:45.392 | +9.67 | 14 | +11 | 37 | 11.8 |
| 4 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:45.550 | +9.83 | 2 | -2 | 18 | 10.5 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:47.150 | +11.43 | 3 | -2 | 21 | 10.6 |
| 6 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:50.067 | +14.34 | 9 | +3 | 45 | 11.8 |
| 7 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:50.867 | +15.14 | 12 | +5 | 37 | 12.0 |
| 8 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 4:03.025 | +27.30 | 6 | -2 | 28 | 10.4 |
| 9 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 4:04.758 | +29.03 | 8 | -1 | 26 | 11.0 |
| 10 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 4:06.525 | +30.80 | 10 | 0 | 53 | 11.5 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +5 | 26 | 11.1 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -11 | 13 | 10.4 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | 0 | 23 | 11.9 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -9 | 13 | 10.0 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -8 | 11 | 9.7 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 12 | 10.5 |
2.200
Squish goes to the front. Career record: 3 wins from 351, average finish 5.7.
7.400
Stubbs leaves something behind.
13.308
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 6-1-2-1-1.
20.050
Stubbs is coming through.
24.475
Slapper is losing bits. Recent finishes: 6-1-2-1-1.
28.825
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 7-6-4-7-2.
33.217
Butter Bean is airborne! Recent finishes: 13-7-8-6-9.
38.458
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
44.125
You do not see that every day.
48.433
There goes a piece of Slapper.
52.983
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
58.350
They will not want to see that again.
1:03.317
That is real damage.
1:05.208
Tender Greg is out.
1:10.050
Tube Sock is coming through.
1:15.217
Big Randy is losing bits.
1:19.792
Pilot Light is out.
1:28.592
Extraordinary scenes.
1:33.833
Oh, that is a big one.
1:38.825
That was always going to happen.
1:43.050
They felt that in the back row.
1:47.467
They felt that in the back row.
1:51.767
And that is Slapper finished.
1:55.425
Refried Ron will not be back.
2:00.050
Old Gristle is on the move.
2:04.300
That has come off.
2:12.817
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
2:17.242
Squish is airborne!
2:22.633
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
2:31.125
There is nothing protecting Floppy Joe now.
2:40.558
That is real damage.
2:46.033
Squish is losing bits.
2:50.558
Absolute carnage.
2:56.008
Extraordinary scenes.
3:05.275
There is nothing protecting Squish now.
3:07.750
Big Randy has put Floppy Joe out.
3:14.567
Up it goes.
3:16.067
Last lap.
3:24.608
That is Honey Mustard taking Squish with them.
3:29.308
They felt that in the back row.
3:32.725
The Lieutenant is coming to the flag.
3:35.725
The Lieutenant takes it!
3:40.725
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
3:45.383
Extraordinary scenes.
3:57.592
Look at the state of it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Squish | 16.158 | Squish 16.158 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Squish | 34.667 | The Lieutenant 17.700 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 52.292 | The Lieutenant 16.500 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:10.933 | The Coaster 17.175 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:25.400 | The Lieutenant 14.467 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:42.617 | Old Gristle 15.591 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:00.867 | The Coaster 16.992 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:18.342 | The Lieutenant 17.475 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:36.775 | Stubbs 14.975 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:56.800 | Stubbs 15.367 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:15.875 | Old Gristle 16.250 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:35.725 | Big Randy 18.817 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 8 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 16 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 16 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 16 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 22 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 24 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
249 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 16-13-10-15-11.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
274 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.5. Last five: 15-14-16-14-16.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.
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