Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 12 · Round 11

The Saucer — Team Pack Race

Saucer Park · The Saucer · 107 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Second Sock finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:35.725 11 +10 31 11.6
2 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:44.325 +8.60 4 +2 22 10.6
3 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:45.392 +9.67 14 +11 37 11.8
4 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:45.550 +9.83 2 -2 18 10.5
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:47.150 +11.43 3 -2 21 10.6
6 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:50.067 +14.34 9 +3 45 11.8
7 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:50.867 +15.14 12 +5 37 12.0
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 4:03.025 +27.30 6 -2 28 10.4
9 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 4:04.758 +29.03 8 -1 26 11.0
10 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 4:06.525 +30.80 10 0 53 11.5
Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +5 26 11.1
Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -11 13 10.4
Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 0 23 11.9
Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 -9 13 10.0
Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -8 11 9.7
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 -1 12 10.5
2.200
Squish goes to the front. Career record: 3 wins from 351, average finish 5.7.
7.400
Stubbs leaves something behind.
13.308
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 6-1-2-1-1.
20.050
Stubbs is coming through.
24.475
Slapper is losing bits. Recent finishes: 6-1-2-1-1.
28.825
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 7-6-4-7-2.
33.217
Butter Bean is airborne! Recent finishes: 13-7-8-6-9.
38.458
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
44.125
You do not see that every day.
48.433
There goes a piece of Slapper.
52.983
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
58.350
They will not want to see that again.
1:03.317
That is real damage.
1:05.208
Tender Greg is out.
1:10.050
Tube Sock is coming through.
1:15.217
Big Randy is losing bits.
1:19.792
Pilot Light is out.
1:28.592
Extraordinary scenes.
1:33.833
Oh, that is a big one.
1:38.825
That was always going to happen.
1:43.050
They felt that in the back row.
1:47.467
They felt that in the back row.
1:51.767
And that is Slapper finished.
1:55.425
Refried Ron will not be back.
2:00.050
Old Gristle is on the move.
2:04.300
That has come off.
2:12.817
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
2:17.242
Squish is airborne!
2:22.633
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
2:31.125
There is nothing protecting Floppy Joe now.
2:40.558
That is real damage.
2:46.033
Squish is losing bits.
2:50.558
Absolute carnage.
2:56.008
Extraordinary scenes.
3:05.275
There is nothing protecting Squish now.
3:07.750
Big Randy has put Floppy Joe out.
3:14.567
Up it goes.
3:16.067
Last lap.
3:24.608
That is Honey Mustard taking Squish with them.
3:29.308
They felt that in the back row.
3:32.725
The Lieutenant is coming to the flag.
3:35.725
The Lieutenant takes it!
3:40.725
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
3:45.383
Extraordinary scenes.
3:57.592
Look at the state of it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 16.158 Squish 16.158
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 34.667 The Lieutenant 17.700
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 52.292 The Lieutenant 16.500
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:10.933 The Coaster 17.175
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:25.400 The Lieutenant 14.467
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:42.617 Old Gristle 15.591
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:00.867 The Coaster 16.992
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:18.342 The Lieutenant 17.475
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:36.775 Stubbs 14.975
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:56.800 Stubbs 15.367
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:15.875 Old Gristle 16.250
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:35.725 Big Randy 18.817
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 8 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 16 1/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 16 1/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 16 2/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 22 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 24 1/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
270 starts, 11 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 5-7-13-13-6.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles
266 starts, 15 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 8-5-6-2-12.
19.86
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
264 starts, 34 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 2-16-5-3-1.
4.55
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
288 starts, 41 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-1-4-4-4.
2.28
5
Refried Ron The Beans
262 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 13-9-15-8-14.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
287 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 6-3-11-1-8.
55.62
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
249 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 16-13-10-15-11.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
272 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 3-10-3-9-1.
34.20
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
279 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 15-9-9-11-9.
84.87
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
277 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 10-3-8-14-7.
65.18
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
277 starts, 61 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 14-6-1-8-1.
8.24
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
294 starts, 74 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 1-4-8-4-1.
4.84
8
Slapper The Pucks
264 starts, 26 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 7-13-5-3-7.
97.92
3
The Coaster The Pucks
267 starts, 25 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 2-13-15-11-10.
75.71
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
274 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.5. Last five: 15-14-16-14-16.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
275 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.8. Last five: 10-9-7-12-13.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.

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