Derby · Season 12 · Round 12
Crossbones — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Heel survives to win
The Heel took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Old Gristle finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Beans took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:16.467 | — | 4 | +3 | 19 | 10.8 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:21.775 | +5.31 | 11 | +9 | 30 | 11.6 |
| 3 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:22.250 | +5.78 | 8 | +5 | 25 | 10.5 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | +1 | 22 | 10.8 |
| — | Big Randy WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -3 | 16 | 10.6 |
| — | Butter Bean RUNNING | The Beans | — | — | 6 | 0 | 26 | 10.8 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +7 | 27 | 11.2 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -7 | 13 | 10.4 |
| — | Slapper RUNNING | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +4 | 21 | 11.2 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | +2 | 21 | 11.5 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +5 | 12 | 11.3 |
| — | Second Sock RUNNING | The Wet Socks | — | — | 3 | -9 | 8 | 10.1 |
| — | Honey Mustard RUNNING | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -4 | 16 | 11.2 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +1 | 9 | 10.8 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -8 | 12 | 10.1 |
| — | Thick Rick RUNNING | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -6 | 8 | 11.5 |
2.275
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 10-6-1-2-1.
8.950
Tender Greg is losing bits. Recent finishes: 2-7-6-4-7.
13.408
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
17.858
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
28.050
That has come off. Recent finishes: 8-14-8-7-14.
32.350
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-14-3-3-6.
37.633
Thick Rick has stalled. That is 178 non-finishes in 365 career starts.
41.783
Second Sock has put Pilot Light out.
46.492
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
56.617
That has come off.
1:02.558
Up it goes.
1:08.550
There goes a piece of Yolk.
1:12.908
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
1:15.117
Second Sock has put Tender Greg out.
1:20.050
Sweaty Gerald is on the move.
1:22.558
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:27.117
That is real damage.
1:31.950
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
1:36.758
Gravy is out.
1:41.283
The Heel leaves something behind.
1:45.600
Extraordinary scenes.
1:50.042
They felt that in the back row.
1:55.825
Up it goes.
1:57.325
Floppy Joe will not be back.
2:04.567
They will not want to see that again.
2:06.067
And that is The Coaster finished.
2:12.133
That has come off.
2:18.033
They will not want to see that again.
2:22.675
They felt that in the back row.
2:27.433
There is nothing left of it.
2:31.717
There is nothing protecting Big Randy now.
2:37.175
There is nothing protecting Sweaty Gerald now.
2:42.892
Butter Bean is losing bits.
2:44.875
Last lap.
2:49.700
They will not want to see that again.
2:58.167
Big Randy will not be back.
3:03.250
The Heel takes the lead.
3:05.058
Sweaty Gerald is out.
3:09.650
That has come off.
3:13.467
The Heel has it.
3:16.283
The Heel has nothing left on it.
3:17.783
It is The Heel!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 24.967 | The Coaster 24.967 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Heel | 55.842 | The Heel 27.434 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 1:22.542 | Yolk 26.684 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Big Randy | 1:50.833 | Sweaty Gerald 26.600 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Big Randy | 2:18.117 | The Heel 26.642 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Big Randy | 2:44.875 | Big Randy 26.758 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Heel | 3:16.467 | The Heel 27.967 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Beans | 10 | 0/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 12 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 13 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 13 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Pucks | 16 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 18 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Nuggets | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans
270 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 16-12-14-12-16.
219.30
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
250 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 10-16-13-10-15.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
275 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.4. Last five: 8-15-14-16-14.
219.30
Course preview
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The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.
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