Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 12 · Round 2

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Second Sock survives to win

Second Sock took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Tube Sock finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:10.550 4 +3 21 10.9
2 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:13.758 +3.21 3 +1 21 10.5
3 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:13.875 +3.33 6 +3 29 10.8
4 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:19.717 +9.17 11 +7 44 11.6
Big Randy WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -4 20 10.6
The Lieutenant RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol 12 +6 37 11.4
Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -5 13 10.4
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 0 12 11.0
Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 -4 13 10.5
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 +3 14 10.6
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +4 12 10.6
Thick Rick RUNNING NUG The Nuggets 10 -2 18 10.9
Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -6 10 11.0
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +2 11 11.2
Stubbs RUNNING NUG The Nuggets 9 -6 16 11.3
Wide Load RUNNING PCK The Pucks 14 -2 10 11.3
2.267
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah.
8.017
And it all goes wrong.
13.550
Radiator is losing bits. Recent finishes: 14-4-13-8-6.
18.100
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 8-7-7-16-12.
23.742
There goes a piece of Tender Greg. Recent finishes: 9-3-4-7-4.
28.700
Old Gristle is airborne!
32.967
They felt that in the back row.
38.000
A new leader — Pilot Light.
43.283
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 12-7-4-8-11.
47.500
Second Sock has put Tender Greg out. Recent finishes: 9-3-4-7-4.
51.850
There is nothing left of it.
54.058
And that is Pilot Light finished.
58.258
There is nothing protecting Yolk now.
1:01.267
Old Gristle has put Puck Yeah out.
1:02.900
And that is Yolk finished.
1:10.075
Look at the state of it.
1:24.000
There goes a piece of Floppy Joe.
1:25.500
Radiator is out, and Floppy Joe did it.
1:30.867
Refried Ron is out.
1:37.850
There goes a piece of Second Sock.
1:43.208
Up it goes.
1:50.650
The Lieutenant goes to the front.
1:52.150
That is Tube Sock taking Floppy Joe with them.
2:00.050
Butter Bean is coming through.
2:05.900
A new leader — Tube Sock.
2:10.958
Up it goes.
2:15.650
That is a long way off the ground.
2:32.008
There goes a piece of Second Sock.
2:37.725
The Lieutenant is airborne!
2:44.167
One to go.
2:50.108
There is nothing protecting Big Randy now.
2:56.450
They felt that in the back row.
3:04.008
Big Randy will not take much more.
3:05.508
Big Randy is out.
3:07.550
Second Sock is coming to the flag.
3:10.550
It is Second Sock!
3:19.642
There goes a piece of Old Gristle.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 27.042 Second Sock 27.042
Smooth Descent Clay Butter Bean 55.008 Floppy Joe 26.392
Smooth Descent Clay Radiator 56.892 Radiator 0.209
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:50.375 Tube Sock 26.750
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:17.825 Butter Bean 26.450
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:44.167 Second Sock 26.342
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 3:10.550 Old Gristle 26.067
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 3 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 10 1/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 12 1/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 12 0/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 21 0/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 25 0/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 26 0/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
263 starts, 15 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 2-12-4-10-2.
14.64
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
267 starts, 11 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 13-6-12-9-9.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
263 starts, 34 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 16-5-3-1-6.
5.41
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
285 starts, 40 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 4-4-2-2-4.
2.05
5
Refried Ron The Beans
260 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 15-8-14-7-12.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
284 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 1-8-13-10-4.
30.76
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
247 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 10-15-11-14-10.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
294 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 14-10-14-15-13.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
277 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 9-11-9-11-16.
55.48
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
263 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 9-15-15-2-3.
37.41
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
291 starts, 73 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 4-1-8-5-9.
9.55
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
275 starts, 61 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 1-8-1-5-11.
9.44
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
264 starts, 7 wins, average finish 12.1. Last five: 15-15-2-15-15.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
290 starts, 58 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 6-11-2-6-4.
9.51
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
264 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 11-16-16-16-16.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
272 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-14-16-16-16.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
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57m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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