Derby · Season 12 · Round 27
Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Damp Kevin finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:28.083 | — | 12 | +11 | 33 | 11.9 |
| 2 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:43.367 | +15.28 | 3 | +1 | 57 | 10.3 |
| 3 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:44.692 | +16.61 | 4 | +1 | 56 | 10.5 |
| 4 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:47.708 | +19.63 | 7 | +3 | 69 | 10.4 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | +4 | 45 | 11.6 |
| — | Long John RUNNING | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -4 | 44 | 10.6 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | +3 | 43 | 11.9 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +6 | 24 | 12.8 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +2 | 19 | 12.3 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +3 | 24 | 10.8 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -3 | 18 | 9.9 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -6 | 25 | 10.4 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +2 | 25 | 10.8 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -9 | 19 | 10.7 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -14 | 13 | 10.4 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 11 | 12.0 |
1.592
Extraordinary scenes.
6.742
That is a long way off the ground.
11.342
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
16.083
That has come off. Recent finishes: 3-3-8-4-8.
20.400
The Coaster goes to the front.
25.800
Damp Kevin leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 8-6-6-12-4.
30.050
Look at the state of it.
34.675
That is Honey Mustard taking Yolk with them.
39.500
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
44.633
There goes a piece of The Coaster. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-1.
50.000
Lil Nugget is losing bits. Recent finishes: 15-4-2-3-3.
53.467
Second Sock has put Floppy Joe out. Recent finishes: 8-3-7-13-8.
55.275
Sweaty Gerald is out, and Custard did it.
59.592
Chunk is losing bits.
1:04.150
A new leader — Chunk.
1:08.750
They felt that in the back row.
1:13.583
Look at the state of it.
1:19.275
They felt that in the back row.
1:20.775
Long John has put Custard out.
1:22.275
The Kidney will not be back.
1:26.492
And that is Crawlspace finished.
1:31.308
Extraordinary scenes.
1:36.700
There is nothing protecting Puck Yeah now.
1:39.333
That is Lil Nugget taking Puck Yeah with them.
1:44.792
The Coaster has nothing left on it.
1:50.100
That is a long way off the ground.
1:52.217
The Lieutenant has put Chunk out.
1:55.467
The Coaster is out.
2:00.700
A new leader — The Lieutenant.
2:06.425
The Unit leaves something behind.
2:11.800
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:16.425
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:21.242
That was always going to happen.
2:26.875
Up it goes.
2:33.117
There goes a piece of The Lieutenant.
2:35.175
Honey Mustard is out.
2:39.900
The Lieutenant takes the lead.
2:44.317
There goes a piece of The Lieutenant.
2:56.325
There goes a piece of The Unit.
3:03.808
Absolute carnage.
3:05.667
Last lap.
3:11.242
Absolute carnage.
3:19.608
That is a long way off the ground.
3:23.317
And that is Lil Nugget finished.
3:25.083
The Lieutenant has it.
3:28.083
It is The Lieutenant!
3:47.400
The Unit leaves something behind.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 22.742 | The Coaster 22.742 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 43.408 | The Coaster 20.666 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:08.725 | Chunk 21.483 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:28.783 | The Coaster 20.058 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:51.242 | Honey Mustard 19.116 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Lil Nugget | 2:19.142 | Lil Nugget 21.867 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:44.317 | The Lieutenant 23.275 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:05.667 | The Lieutenant 21.350 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:28.083 | The Lieutenant 22.416 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 10 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 12 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 15 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Pucks | 18 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 21 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 26 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets
292 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 13-6-13-8-14.
127.63
Course preview
6 sections · 135 m
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Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.
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