Derby · Season 12 · Round 4
Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:38.933 | — | 12 | +11 | 38 | 10.8 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:39.008 | +0.08 | 11 | +9 | 37 | 10.9 |
| 3 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:44.775 | +5.84 | 4 | +1 | 4 | 9.7 |
| 4 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:46.283 | +7.35 | 14 | +10 | 36 | 10.5 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:46.375 | +7.44 | 3 | -2 | 4 | 9.3 |
| 6 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:58.225 | +19.29 | 8 | +2 | 20 | 9.8 |
| 7 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 4:19.600 | +40.67 | 2 | -5 | 4 | 9.9 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +7 | 11 | 10.0 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +7 | 12 | 10.8 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -3 | 12 | 9.8 |
| — | The Coaster FELL | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +2 | 0 | 19.3 |
| — | Honey Mustard FELL | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -3 | 0 | 19.2 |
| — | Refried Ron FELL | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -8 | 0 | 19.3 |
| — | Stubbs RUNNING | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -4 | 0 | 1.1 |
| — | Floppy Joe FELL | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -14 | 0 | 19.2 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald RUNNING | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -10 | 0 | 2.0 |
1.792
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 6-10-5-10-6.
6.233
Beautiful. Just beautiful. That is 125 non-finishes in 364 career starts.
13.033
Pilot Light leaves something behind.
20.050
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-2-3.
26.092
Pilot Light is losing bits.
30.950
That has come off. Recent finishes: 8-4-8-5-8.
40.050
Look at Crooked Pete go. Recent finishes: 6-5-11-6-10.
46.700
Old Gristle goes to the front.
56.700
Wide Load takes the lead.
1:07.650
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
1:12.542
Sweaty Gerald has stalled.
1:18.933
Crawlspace is losing bits.
1:24.242
Yolk leaves something behind.
1:28.492
Pilot Light has nothing left on it.
1:34.292
There is nothing protecting Yolk now.
1:38.525
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:43.992
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
1:47.258
Yolk is out, and Second Sock did it.
1:48.758
Pilot Light will not be back.
1:50.258
Tender Greg will not be back.
1:55.275
Stopped, and in the way.
1:59.558
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:15.942
The Lieutenant is airborne!
2:24.700
Stopped, and in the way.
2:33.408
Up it goes.
2:47.800
Old Gristle takes the lead.
2:54.117
That is a long way off the ground.
3:07.650
A new leader — The Lieutenant.
3:18.733
Last lap.
3:25.550
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
3:31.283
There is nothing left of it.
3:35.933
The Lieutenant has it.
3:37.433
Look at the state of it.
3:38.933
The Lieutenant wins the derby.
3:47.258
You do not see that every day.
4:02.492
Sweaty Gerald is going nowhere.
4:26.525
Oh, that is a big one.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 15.883 | The Lieutenant 15.883 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 32.017 | Wide Load 15.784 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 52.350 | The Lieutenant 17.741 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:08.375 | The Lieutenant 14.742 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:25.725 | The Lieutenant 17.350 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:42.717 | The Lieutenant 16.992 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:00.675 | Old Gristle 16.283 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:21.367 | Damp Kevin 18.675 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:40.767 | Old Gristle 17.133 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:00.783 | Old Gristle 18.375 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:18.733 | The Lieutenant 17.383 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:38.933 | Wide Load 17.083 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 8 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 15 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 16 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 17 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 22 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Nuggets | 26 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans
268 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 14-12-16-13-14.
219.30
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
247 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 10-15-11-14-10.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
272 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-14-16-16-16.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
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25m
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25m
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Smooth Descent
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25m
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No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.
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