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Derby · Season 12 · Round 5

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win

Damp Kevin took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Stubbs finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:28.742 — 4 +3 4 10.3
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:31.575 +2.83 9 +7 27 12.0
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:31.967 +3.23 3 0 1 10.4
4 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:32.358 +3.62 1 -3 4 10.2
5 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:32.908 +4.17 14 +9 33 11.7
6 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:34.250 +5.51 12 +6 35 11.9
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:36.317 +7.58 2 -5 5 10.3
8 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:37.433 +8.69 11 +3 25 11.0
9 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:41.842 +13.10 10 +1 27 11.7
10 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:46.592 +17.85 5 -5 9 10.7
11 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:48.667 +19.93 6 -5 13 10.3
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -5 13 10.6
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -5 12 10.1
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +1 12 11.5
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 -2 18 12.3
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 11 10.6
3.750
Tender Greg goes to the front.
10.050
Gravy is coming through.
20.050
Stubbs is coming through.
24.392
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
30.050
Look at Floppy Joe go. Recent finishes: 10-6-10-5-10.
37.675
The Coaster is losing bits. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-3-1.
47.942
Puck Yeah leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 6-1-1-1-1.
52.267
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 6-1-1-1-1.
57.417
Up it goes.
1:05.267
That is Second Sock taking Tender Greg with them. Recent finishes: 4-9-3-4-7.
1:10.050
You do not see that every day.
1:17.267
That was always going to happen.
1:21.758
Up it goes.
1:26.858
They felt that in the back row.
1:31.392
Stripped to the shell.
1:35.650
Radiator is losing bits.
1:40.633
And that is Puck Yeah finished.
1:44.967
Oh, that is a big one.
1:49.858
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
1:59.200
Radiator is losing bits.
2:00.708
Yolk is out.
2:08.042
You do not see that every day.
2:13.925
Up it goes.
2:20.575
The Coaster is airborne!
2:28.350
Radiator is losing bits.
2:45.108
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
2:51.175
That has come off.
2:55.458
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:00.050
The Coaster is on the move.
3:03.608
This is the last of it.
3:08.425
Stubbs is airborne!
3:15.142
Gravy is losing bits.
3:19.508
That is a long way off the ground.
3:21.008
That is Thick Rick taking Pilot Light with them.
3:25.742
Damp Kevin is coming to the flag.
3:28.742
Damp Kevin takes it!
3:41.517
Up it goes.
3:43.017
Radiator is out, and Sweaty Gerald did it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Stubbs 24.575 Stubbs 24.575
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 50.950 Puck Yeah 23.883
The Hairpin Clay Puck Yeah 1:16.350 Gravy 24.491
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 1:40.275 Puck Yeah 23.925
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 2:10.467 The Coaster 25.342
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 2:36.708 Damp Kevin 25.025
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:03.608 The Coaster 21.792
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:28.742 Gravy 24.217
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 4 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 11 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 11 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 14 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 20 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 21 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 25 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 30 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
263 starts, 15 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 2-12-4-10-2.
15.91
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
267 starts, 11 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 13-6-12-9-9.
164.08
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
285 starts, 40 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 4-4-2-2-4.
2.86
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
282 starts, 51 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-3-2-3-3.
2.27
22
Butter Bean The Beans
284 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 1-8-13-10-4.
88.97
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
268 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 14-12-16-13-14.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
294 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 14-10-14-15-13.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
247 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 10-15-11-14-10.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
277 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 9-11-9-11-16.
66.36
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
263 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 9-15-15-2-3.
52.47
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
291 starts, 73 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 4-1-8-5-9.
5.91
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
284 starts, 38 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-7-1-6-12.
18.01
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
264 starts, 7 wins, average finish 12.1. Last five: 15-15-2-15-15.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
266 starts, 25 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 13-15-11-10-8.
118.95
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
264 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 11-16-16-16-16.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
272 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-14-16-16-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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