Derby · Season 12 · Round 7
Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Wide Load finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:30.283 | — | 12 | +11 | 47 | 11.6 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:39.400 | +9.12 | 14 | +12 | 52 | 11.4 |
| 3 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:43.025 | +12.74 | 3 | 0 | 56 | 10.8 |
| 4 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:45.283 | +15.00 | 11 | +7 | 47 | 11.0 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:46.092 | +15.81 | 4 | -1 | 57 | 10.3 |
| 6 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:54.942 | +24.66 | 6 | 0 | 65 | 10.4 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | +2 | 42 | 11.6 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +5 | 36 | 12.3 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -1 | 22 | 10.7 |
| — | Big Randy WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -8 | 16 | 10.6 |
| — | Thick Rick RUNNING | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -1 | 11 | 11.4 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +3 | 11 | 10.3 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -8 | 15 | 10.0 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -13 | 13 | 10.0 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +1 | 9 | 11.3 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -9 | 13 | 10.1 |
1.742
Yolk is losing bits. Recent finishes: 2-5-4-6-3.
6.075
Oh, that is a big one.
11.108
Oh, that is a big one.
15.850
Honey Mustard is losing bits. Recent finishes: 8-2-3-3-8.
20.050
Look at Old Gristle go.
24.733
There goes a piece of The Lieutenant.
29.708
And it all goes wrong.
32.033
Radiator is out, and Floppy Joe did it. Recent finishes: 4-6-8-14-4.
37.325
And it all goes wrong.
38.825
Tender Greg is out, and Crawlspace did it. Recent finishes: 2-4-9-3-4.
46.325
Old Gristle leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 5-3-2-2-4.
49.575
Yolk is out, and Old Gristle did it.
52.983
Wrecked, and out of the race.
55.600
Butter Bean has put Refried Ron out.
1:00.050
Look at Butter Bean go.
1:08.025
Extraordinary scenes.
1:12.267
The Coaster is losing bits.
1:17.925
Damp Kevin has put Big Randy out.
1:24.650
A new leader — The Lieutenant.
1:28.417
Crawlspace is out, and Damp Kevin did it.
1:32.900
Honey Mustard is airborne!
1:37.600
The Lieutenant leaves something behind.
1:47.267
That has come off.
1:52.592
That is a long way off the ground.
2:05.550
Wide Load leaves something behind.
2:13.750
That was always going to happen.
2:19.783
Thick Rick has stalled.
2:25.050
The Lieutenant takes the lead.
2:32.217
There is nothing left of it.
2:38.100
The Coaster takes the lead.
2:44.308
The Coaster is out.
2:52.075
Thick Rick has put Honey Mustard out.
2:56.750
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:07.967
Last lap.
3:21.883
Absolute carnage.
3:27.283
Here comes The Lieutenant.
3:28.950
Up it goes.
3:30.450
The Lieutenant wins the derby.
3:37.958
Old Gristle is airborne!
3:45.108
That has come off.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 21.450 | Yolk 21.450 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 44.992 | Wide Load 22.225 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:09.933 | Old Gristle 22.900 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 1:33.442 | Honey Mustard 20.184 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 1:55.433 | Honey Mustard 21.991 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 2:20.317 | The Lieutenant 21.341 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 2:47.217 | Damp Kevin 23.275 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:07.967 | The Lieutenant 20.659 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:30.283 | The Lieutenant 22.316 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 8 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 10 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 18 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 19 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 24 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
272 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-14-16-16-16.
219.30
Course preview
6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent
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8m
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14m
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38m
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30m
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38m
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Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.
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