Derby · Season 12 · Round 8
The Dogbone — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Big Randy survives to win
Big Randy took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Custard finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:07.283 | — | 1 | 0 | 8 | 9.4 |
| 2 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:10.608 | +3.33 | 15 | +13 | 17 | 10.3 |
| 3 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:11.300 | +4.02 | 4 | +1 | 7 | 9.1 |
| 4 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:11.450 | +4.17 | 3 | -1 | 10 | 9.3 |
| 5 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:13.042 | +5.76 | 2 | -3 | 5 | 9.6 |
| 6 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:16.000 | +8.72 | 12 | +6 | 30 | 10.7 |
| 7 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:17.717 | +10.43 | 11 | +4 | 28 | 10.2 |
| 8 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:21.383 | +14.10 | 10 | +2 | 33 | 10.5 |
| 9 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:26.758 | +19.48 | 5 | -4 | 15 | 9.3 |
| 10 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 3:27.817 | +20.53 | 6 | -4 | 12 | 9.3 |
| 11 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:30.717 | +23.43 | 9 | -2 | 33 | 10.2 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -5 | 13 | 9.2 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -5 | 12 | 9.5 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | -1 | 23 | 10.6 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | -1 | 21 | 10.0 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 12 | 9.9 |
2.917
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 13-6-14-7-8.
7.200
Custard goes to the front.
11.950
Pilot Light is losing bits.
17.850
A new leader — Yolk. Career record: 11 wins from 361, average finish 5.5.
22.242
Big Randy is losing bits. Recent finishes: 4-7-6-5-6.
26.483
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
30.950
Custard goes to the front. Career record: 7 wins from 362, average finish 5.4.
37.467
The Coaster is losing bits.
46.383
Yolk leaves something behind.
50.583
Extraordinary scenes.
56.883
The Lieutenant is airborne! Recent finishes: 5-7-2-2-4.
1:02.233
Absolute carnage.
1:10.050
Look at The Lieutenant go.
1:14.592
There is nothing left of it.
1:18.867
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
1:23.133
Oh, that is a big one.
1:27.492
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:34.217
Look at the state of it.
1:36.283
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:44.033
Up it goes.
1:50.050
The Lieutenant is coming through.
1:56.317
That is real damage.
2:02.283
The Lieutenant is airborne!
2:07.883
Look at the state of it.
2:12.433
And it all goes wrong.
2:16.733
Radiator is in trouble.
2:21.467
That has come off.
2:22.967
Puck Yeah will not be back.
2:29.300
Radiator will not be back.
2:32.683
The Coaster is out.
2:37.583
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:43.233
Last lap.
2:48.225
Custard is losing bits.
2:55.642
That is a long way off the ground.
3:02.583
Look at the state of it.
3:04.283
Here comes Big Randy.
3:07.283
Big Randy takes it!
3:12.092
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
3:20.817
Oh, that is a big one.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 22.475 | Yolk 22.475 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 46.033 | Big Randy 22.234 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 1:08.300 | Custard 22.267 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 1:31.033 | Custard 22.733 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 1:56.058 | Tube Sock 22.409 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Big Randy | 2:20.850 | Second Sock 21.950 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Big Randy | 2:43.233 | Big Randy 22.383 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Big Randy | 3:07.283 | Tube Sock 23.017 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Noodles | 6 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 13 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 18 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 19 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 19 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Pucks | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans
268 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 14-12-16-13-14.
219.30
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
247 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 10-15-11-14-10.
219.30
Course preview
8 sections · 143 m
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Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.
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