Paper Mogul Sports
Floor · Season 1 · Round 21

The Scaffold — Team Pack Race

The Scaffold · The Scaffold · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch Fast collapse Peg chaos Fast lava
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Squish wins at The Scaffold

Squish took The Scaffold — Team Pack Race for the The Soft Boys. Floppy Joe finished second. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 24.158 16 +15 0 1.9
2 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 22.150 1 -1 2 21.4
3 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 18.100 12 +9 3 20.7
4 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 16.883 7 +3 2 19.4
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 16.742 4 -1 2 20.1
6 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 15.433 5 -1 3 20.8
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 15.033 2 -5 3 22.4
8 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 14.300 8 0 1 19.6
9 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 13.908 10 +1 2 19.3
10 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 13.600 11 +1 1 21.4
11 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 13.500 13 +2 1 21.0
12 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 12.300 3 -9 1 20.5
13 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 12.125 15 +2 1 19.8
14 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 10.675 9 -5 3 19.2
15 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 8.992 14 -1 0 19.9
16 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 8.008 6 -10 2 20.3
0.000
Here we go. Recent finishes: 4-4-4-9-8.
4.867
Refried Ron is right on the edge. Recent finishes: 7-5-5-13-5.
5.000
There goes another one.
6.175
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
7.333
The floor is getting smaller.
8.008
That is Refried Ron finished.
8.467
And it all goes wrong.
9.408
That is The Coaster finished. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-1-4.
9.583
There goes another one.
10.675
Another panel gone.
10.808
In goes Stubbs.
11.750
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
12.208
In goes Custard.
12.808
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
13.608
Damp Kevin is gone.
13.850
No idea what happened there.
14.875
And it all goes wrong.
15.008
In goes Wide Load. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-2-2.
15.883
No idea what happened there.
16.408
In goes Chunk.
16.875
There goes another one.
17.808
That is Thick Rick finished.
17.850
The floor is getting smaller.
18.817
Less of it every time you look.
19.208
Crawlspace is gone.
19.758
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
20.608
Long John goes in.
20.692
The floor is getting smaller.
21.617
The floor is getting smaller.
22.008
Sweaty Gerald is gone. Recent finishes: 5-12-7-5-4.
22.517
Less of it every time you look.
23.408
In goes Tube Sock.
23.417
The floor is getting smaller.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 9 2/2 8
2 HEA Basement Heat 12 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 13 2/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 14 2/2 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 17 2/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 22 2/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 23 2/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 26 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
9 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 15-11-1-10-13.
48.95
7
Long John The Noodles
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 8-3-4-12-5.
16.60
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 9-6-5-15-15.
42.75
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 8-12.
20.31
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
8 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 1-7-11-3-11.
25.80
5
Refried Ron The Beans
9 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 1-11-2-10-9.
9.97
1
The Unit Basement Heat
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.3. Last five: 12-10-14-14-12.
177.16
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
8 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.1. Last five: 7-13-14-5-1.
27.74
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.6. Last five: 16-16-11-5-6.
59.88
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
9 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-14-3-7-9.
13.16
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
9 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 13-13-13-9-7.
42.67
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-2-3-7-14.
4.53
4
Wide Load The Pucks
7 starts, 2 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 8-4-1-11-1.
3.54
3
The Coaster The Pucks
10 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 9-5-1-13-11.
21.35
21
Custard The Soft Boys
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 11-9-7.
23.99
2
Squish The Soft Boys
10 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 2-1-2-12-8.
10.18

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

The heaviest lurch and a random drop order. The one floor where standing in the middle of a full deck is not safe.

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