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Floor · Season 1 · Round 24

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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Lil Nugget wins at The Patio

Lil Nugget took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Gravy finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 57.217 — 9 +8 0 2.5
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 55.208 — 11 +9 15 9.8
3 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 54.600 — 1 -2 16 10.0
4 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 53.308 — 12 +8 17 10.6
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 51.033 — 8 +3 0 11.4
6 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 45.675 — 10 +4 1 12.6
7 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 44.883 — 2 -5 0 14.4
8 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 43.908 — 6 -2 3 14.7
9 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 41.108 — 3 -6 3 14.4
10 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 37.250 — 14 +4 8 17.5
11 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 34.750 — 4 -7 10 17.3
12 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 30.317 — 5 -7 5 17.4
13 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 29.392 — 13 0 8 19.2
14 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 24.558 — 16 +2 9 18.7
15 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 20.325 — 15 0 7 17.8
16 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 13.033 — 7 -9 4 19.3
0.000
The floor is live. Recent finishes: 3-5-14-3-8.
5.350
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-3-2.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.517
There goes another one.
9.000
Less of it every time you look.
9.958
That is as close as it gets. Recent finishes: 5-3-8-16-7.
10.467
Another panel gone.
11.900
There goes another one.
13.033
In goes Radiator.
13.308
That is the sport, right there.
14.692
The floor is getting smaller.
16.058
There goes another one.
17.400
The floor is getting smaller.
18.717
There goes another one.
20.017
Less of it every time you look.
20.325
In goes Squish. Recent finishes: 4-6-4-4-4.
21.292
That is the sport, right there.
22.550
It is chaos out there.
23.550
Well, that was always going to happen.
23.792
They will not want to see that again.
24.950
Tender Greg is gone. Recent finishes: 4-12-6-4-4.
25.008
Less of it every time you look.
26.208
Less of it every time you look.
27.400
Less of it every time you look.
28.567
Less of it every time you look.
29.392
The Coaster is gone.
29.717
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
30.792
In goes Sweaty Gerald.
30.850
And it all goes wrong.
31.967
There goes another one.
33.075
The floor is getting smaller.
34.167
The floor is getting smaller.
34.750
Damp Kevin is gone.
35.242
Less of it every time you look.
36.300
Oh dear.
37.250
Puck Yeah is gone.
37.350
The floor is getting smaller.
38.383
The floor is getting smaller.
39.400
Look at the state of it.
40.408
Another panel gone.
41.108
Second Sock goes in.
41.408
And it all goes wrong.
42.392
The floor is getting smaller.
43.367
The floor is getting smaller.
43.908
Refried Ron goes in.
44.325
No idea what happened there.
45.275
The floor is getting smaller.
45.308
That is Big Randy finished.
46.208
Less of it every time you look.
46.708
Thick Rick goes in.
47.142
You do not see that every day.
48.058
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
48.967
Less of it every time you look.
49.867
The floor is getting smaller.
50.750
No idea what happened there.
51.033
That is Crawlspace finished.
51.625
Another panel gone.
52.500
The floor is getting smaller.
53.308
Old Gristle is gone.
53.358
You do not see that every day.
54.208
There goes another one.
54.708
Floppy Joe goes in.
56.108
Down to the last two.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 6 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 7 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 10 2/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 20 2/2 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 20 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 21 2/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 23 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 29 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
10 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.5. Last five: 15-15-11-1-10.
77.31
1
Big Randy The Noodles
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 10-16-15-9-2.
51.18
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
11 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 6-11-12-5-4.
41.45
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 7-9-6-5-15.
37.75
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
8 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 1-7-11-3-11.
24.85
5
Refried Ron The Beans
11 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 1-13-1-11-2.
9.34
4
Radiator Basement Heat
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 13-7-2-11.
19.37
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
9 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 14-7-13-14-5.
46.16
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-8-2.
4.44
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
9 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-14-3-7-9.
15.75
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 3-4-2-3-7.
4.11
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 5-12-15-6-6.
29.62
3
The Coaster The Pucks
10 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 9-5-1-13-11.
24.47
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.0. Last five: 15-5-13-15.
57.50
2
Squish The Soft Boys
12 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 9-12-2-1-2.
20.01
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
8 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.5. Last five: 8-10-3-4-3.
6.16

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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