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The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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The Unit wins at The Mezzanine

The Unit took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the Basement Heat. Stubbs finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 58.592 — 8 +7 0 2.9
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 56.583 — 10 +8 0 9.6
3 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 49.200 — 12 +9 9 13.6
4 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 43.300 — 3 -1 0 15.6
5 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 42.667 — 11 +6 3 15.9
6 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 33.833 — 14 +8 3 18.6
7 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 31.958 — 1 -6 1 19.0
8 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 27.933 — 7 -1 3 18.7
9 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 27.283 — 5 -4 1 18.9
10 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 24.208 — 4 -6 4 18.7
11 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 21.533 — 9 -2 5 18.8
12 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 21.158 — 15 +3 6 18.9
13 Slapper PCK The Pucks 20.550 — 13 0 1 19.0
14 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 20.200 — 16 +2 1 18.4
15 Long John NOO The Noodles 14.208 — 2 -13 0 18.7
16 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 10.617 — 6 -10 2 19.0
0.000
Here we go. Recent finishes: 5-11-8-4-10.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.617
Less of it every time you look.
7.883
Nowhere left for Refried Ron to go.
9.200
Another panel gone.
10.617
In goes Refried Ron.
10.750
Absolute carnage.
12.275
Another panel gone.
13.783
Absolute carnage.
14.208
Long John goes in.
15.258
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
16.708
Another panel gone.
17.817
Tender Greg is sliding.
18.133
Less of it every time you look.
19.542
Another panel gone.
20.200
Tender Greg is gone. Recent finishes: 7-4-12-6-4.
20.917
There goes another one.
21.600
That is Slapper finished.
22.275
There goes another one.
23.000
Squish goes in.
23.617
It is chaos out there.
24.400
Thick Rick is gone.
24.933
That is the sport, right there.
25.800
In goes Damp Kevin.
26.233
Look at the state of it.
27.283
Sweaty Gerald is gone. Recent finishes: 5-7-8-7-5.
27.517
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
28.683
That is Pilot Light finished.
28.775
That is the sport, right there.
30.017
Less of it every time you look.
31.242
Less of it every time you look.
31.892
No idea what happened there.
32.450
Oh dear.
33.292
Big Randy is gone.
33.642
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
34.692
In goes The Coaster.
34.817
Another panel gone.
35.983
Well, that was always going to happen.
37.125
Less of it every time you look.
38.250
Less of it every time you look.
39.367
The floor is getting smaller.
40.467
Another panel gone.
41.558
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
42.633
The floor is getting smaller.
42.667
In goes Old Gristle. Recent finishes: 1-16-2-2-3.
43.692
You do not see that every day.
44.067
Tube Sock goes in.
44.742
You do not see that every day.
45.775
The floor is getting smaller.
46.800
Oh dear.
47.808
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
48.808
Another panel gone.
49.200
Gravy is gone.
49.792
Absolute carnage.
50.600
Two left. Recent finishes: 5-11-8-4-10.
50.775
The floor is getting smaller.
51.733
Less of it every time you look.
52.692
You do not see that every day.
53.642
Look at the state of it.
54.575
Look at the state of it.
55.500
Less of it every time you look.
56.408
Another panel gone.
56.583
That is Stubbs finished.
57.317
There goes another one.
58.592
It is The Unit!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate Tube Sock 37.125 Tube Sock 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate The Unit 53.642 The Unit 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 8 2/2 8
2 HEA Basement Heat 9 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 13 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 14 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 19 2/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 22 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 25 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 26 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 10-16-15-9-2.
32.48
7
Long John The Noodles
11 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 16-8-3-4-12.
31.31
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 11-8-12.
19.45
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 7-9-6-5-15.
23.95
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
9 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 6-1-7-11-3.
13.56
5
Refried Ron The Beans
11 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 1-13-1-11-2.
5.93
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
9 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.1. Last five: 6-2-12-16-10.
22.34
1
The Unit Basement Heat
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.5. Last five: 5-14-5-12-10.
51.15
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
9 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-14-3-7-9.
9.99
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
11 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.6. Last five: 8-11-16-16-11.
38.66
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 5-12-15-6-6.
18.79
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 13-3-4-2-3.
6.13
8
Slapper The Pucks
11 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 16-3-9-10-8.
27.46
3
The Coaster The Pucks
11 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 1-9-5-1-13.
8.70
2
Squish The Soft Boys
13 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 9-9-12-2-1.
12.38
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
9 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.4. Last five: 14-8-10-3-4.
9.71

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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