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Floor · Season 1 · Round 9

The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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The Heel wins at The Mezzanine

The Heel took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Refried Ron finished second. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 58.583 — 3 +2 0 2.6
2 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 56.575 — 5 +3 0 9.6
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 55.783 — 12 +9 2 10.1
4 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 49.408 — 11 +7 8 13.3
5 Long John NOO The Noodles 37.850 — 2 -3 0 19.3
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 37.833 — 4 -2 0 19.6
7 Slapper PCK The Pucks 33.650 — 13 +6 5 18.5
8 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 25.933 — 14 +6 4 18.5
9 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 24.292 — 9 0 4 18.7
10 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 21.525 — 15 +5 1 18.7
11 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 20.533 — 10 -1 1 18.9
12 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 20.492 — 7 -5 7 18.8
13 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 20.183 — 16 +3 1 18.3
14 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 18.608 — 8 -6 5 17.1
15 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 14.217 — 1 -14 0 18.6
16 The Kidney BEA The Beans 12.442 — 6 -10 3 19.3
0.000
The floor is live. Recent finishes: 5-7-5-2-6.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.617
Less of it every time you look.
8.083
They will not want to see that again.
9.200
Another panel gone.
10.750
No idea what happened there.
12.275
It is chaos out there.
12.442
That is The Kidney finished.
13.783
Look at the state of it.
14.217
Floppy Joe is gone.
15.258
Less of it every time you look.
16.708
You do not see that every day.
17.817
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 4-9-8-3-10.
18.133
Another panel gone.
19.217
The Unit goes in.
19.542
Less of it every time you look.
20.617
That is Yolk finished.
20.917
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
22.017
Pilot Light is gone. Recent finishes: 6-15-6-5-4.
22.275
The floor is getting smaller.
23.417
That is Stubbs finished.
23.617
Less of it every time you look.
24.817
In goes Tender Greg.
24.933
And it all goes wrong.
26.217
In goes Thick Rick.
26.233
They will not want to see that again.
27.517
Another panel gone.
27.617
Wide Load goes in. Recent finishes: 3-4-12-6-1.
28.775
And it all goes wrong.
30.017
Another panel gone.
31.242
Well, that was always going to happen.
32.450
There goes another one.
33.642
There goes another one.
33.650
That is Slapper finished.
34.817
They will not want to see that again.
35.983
Less of it every time you look.
37.017
That is as close as it gets. Recent finishes: 5-5-6-14-4.
37.125
Another panel gone.
38.250
There goes another one.
38.417
In goes Damp Kevin.
39.367
Another panel gone.
39.817
That is Long John finished.
40.467
That is the sport, right there.
41.558
It is chaos out there.
42.633
Another panel gone.
43.692
The floor is getting smaller.
44.742
The floor is getting smaller.
45.775
The floor is getting smaller.
46.800
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
47.808
There goes another one.
48.808
Another panel gone.
49.408
Gravy is gone.
49.792
Less of it every time you look.
50.775
The floor is getting smaller.
51.733
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
52.692
Less of it every time you look.
53.642
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
54.575
Another panel gone.
55.500
Less of it every time you look.
55.783
That is The Lieutenant finished.
56.408
Another panel gone.
57.183
Down to the last two.
57.317
There goes another one.
58.583
Refried Ron is gone.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate Long John 37.125 Long John 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate The Heel 53.642 The Heel 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 7 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 15 2/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 18 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 20 2/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 20 2/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 23 2/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 26 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 4.
8.04
7
Long John The Noodles
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 16-14.
109.16
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 3.
6.36
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 10.
32.72
5
Refried Ron The Beans
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 9-7.
21.22
6
The Kidney The Beans
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.5. Last five: 7-12.
26.68
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
2 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.0. Last five: 1-11.
10.78
1
The Unit Basement Heat
Debut appearance.
23.03
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
2 starts, 1 win, average finish 3.0. Last five: 5-1.
6.82
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
Debut appearance.
23.03
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
2 starts, 0 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 6-3.
9.52
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 10.
32.72
8
Slapper The Pucks
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 8.
20.49
4
Wide Load The Pucks
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 2.0. Last five: 2.
5.03
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 13.
66.02
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
1 start, 0 wins, average finish 15.0. Last five: 15.
105.42

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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