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Derby · Season 14 · Round 11

The Saucer — Team Pack Race

Saucer Park · The Saucer · 107 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win

Gravy took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Slapper finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:36.533 — 12 +11 24 12.3
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:42.508 +5.98 14 +12 43 12.1
3 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:42.817 +6.28 13 +10 37 11.9
4 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:43.125 +6.59 4 0 18 10.6
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:44.575 +8.04 3 -2 17 10.6
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:44.950 +8.42 2 -4 19 10.8
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:47.400 +10.87 1 -6 16 10.3
8 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:50.867 +14.33 11 +3 38 11.6
9 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:52.433 +15.90 9 0 35 11.2
10 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 4:02.300 +25.77 10 0 50 11.2
— Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -6 27 9.9
— Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +3 34 10.9
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +3 17 11.2
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -8 13 9.9
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -8 13 10.9
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -8 12 10.5
2.200
Squish goes to the front.
7.667
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 11-7-2-3-1.
13.033
Thick Rick is airborne!
17.492
Squish leaves something behind.
21.992
That has come off.
26.558
There goes a piece of Squish.
31.108
Refried Ron leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 13-5-14-7-15.
38.217
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 6-4-4-3-2.
45.133
That has come off.
49.367
Custard is losing bits. Recent finishes: 6-4-4-3-2.
53.800
Honey Mustard is airborne!
59.667
That was always going to happen.
1:04.675
Squish is losing bits. Recent finishes: 2-6-4-4-7.
1:09.633
That has come off.
1:11.133
And that is Pilot Light finished.
1:17.508
That is a long way off the ground.
1:25.333
There goes a piece of The Heel.
1:30.950
Radiator is out.
1:36.225
They felt that in the back row.
1:41.350
Oh, that is a big one.
1:47.958
That has come off.
1:51.033
And that is Refried Ron finished.
1:57.050
Extraordinary scenes.
2:01.500
Up it goes.
2:04.617
Damp Kevin has put Squish out.
2:10.050
They will not want to see that again.
2:16.567
You do not see that every day.
2:22.675
There goes a piece of Big Randy.
2:34.292
Up it goes.
2:39.300
Absolute carnage.
2:47.550
Look at the state of it.
2:52.633
There goes a piece of Gravy.
2:56.950
Oh, that is a big one.
3:06.567
Old Gristle is airborne!
3:12.975
Wide Load leaves something behind.
3:17.617
Oh, that is a big one.
3:19.133
Last lap.
3:24.325
There is nothing protecting Sweaty Gerald now.
3:29.467
It is coming apart now.
3:33.533
Gravy has it.
3:34.033
Oh, that is a big one.
3:36.200
And that is Custard finished.
3:37.700
Gravy wins the derby.
3:51.417
Thick Rick is airborne!
3:55.717
Up it goes.
4:03.908
Wrecked, and out of the race.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 17.575 Squish 17.575
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 36.833 Wide Load 17.767
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 55.325 Gravy 17.850
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:12.692 Old Gristle 16.191
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:30.008 Gravy 17.316
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:46.200 Gravy 16.192
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:05.808 Wide Load 17.300
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:21.767 Gravy 15.959
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:42.783 Slapper 15.609
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:00.758 Slapper 16.441
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:19.133 Thick Rick 17.400
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:36.533 Thick Rick 15.658
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 5 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 9 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 9 2/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 13 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 19 2/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 25 0/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 25 0/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
342 starts, 16 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 5-4-4-1-2.
5.94
1
Big Randy The Noodles
319 starts, 19 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 3-5-3-5-2.
12.89
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
330 starts, 53 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 8-2-4-3-3.
3.10
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
299 starts, 29 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-10-3-4-3.
12.19
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
316 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.8. Last five: 7-8-6-8-12.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
310 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 13-11-14-16-12.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
347 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 12-7-12-15-15.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
306 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 13-14-15-8-14.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
319 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 14-3-11-5-4.
36.39
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
334 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 8-7-7-3-8.
53.38
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
335 starts, 81 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 7-1-7-2-8.
5.47
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
350 starts, 50 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 11-14-2-5-2.
43.80
4
Wide Load The Pucks
342 starts, 72 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 1-5-6-8-11.
4.52
8
Slapper The Pucks
309 starts, 27 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 10-12-13-12-15.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
313 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 9-10-16-3-16.
127.14
2
Squish The Soft Boys
326 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.9. Last five: 11-8-13-11-11.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.

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