· Season 3 · Round 14
The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Thick Rick survives to win
Thick Rick took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. The Heel finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 2:26.478 | — | 11 | +10 | 9 | 11.4 |
| 2 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 2:41.344 | +14.87 | 8 | +6 | 11 | 10.9 |
| 3 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 2:42.550 | +16.07 | 13 | +10 | 9 | 9.6 |
| 4 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:47.001 | +20.52 | 5 | +1 | 10 | 10.9 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 2:48.007 | +21.53 | 15 | +10 | 8 | 9.5 |
| 6 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 2:50.105 | +23.63 | 12 | +6 | 10 | 11.3 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 3:01.506 | +35.03 | 2 | -5 | 2 | 18.8 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 3:02.317 | +35.84 | 7 | -1 | 4 | 10.4 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 3:07.788 | +41.31 | 6 | -3 | 11 | 10.5 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 3:17.072 | +50.59 | 1 | -9 | 9 | 10.7 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 3:36.228 | +69.75 | 16 | +5 | 4 | 9.7 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 3:38.306 | +71.83 | 14 | +2 | 3 | 11.2 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:40.212 | +73.73 | 4 | -9 | 5 | 9.2 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 3:45.678 | +79.20 | 10 | -4 | 6 | 10.0 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:47.545 | +81.07 | 3 | -12 | 4 | 10.3 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 3:48.628 | +82.15 | 9 | -7 | 5 | 9.8 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 10.4 contacts an event coming in.
5.039
Oh dear.
8.450
Extraordinary scenes.
12.394
Yolk has stopped dead.
16.033
The Unit is picking them off. Recent finishes: 5-8-1-5-3.
19.511
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Recent finishes: 5-8-5-7-8.
22.917
Big air for Old Gristle.
29.222
Up goes Thick Rick. Recent finishes: 3-7-3-3-12.
31.000
Thick Rick is going to win this. Recent finishes: 3-7-3-3-12.
33.278
That is the sport, right there.
36.678
Thick Rick takes it.
42.183
Well, that was always going to happen.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | Crooked Pete | 1.594 | The Coaster 1.572 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 4.594 | Chunk 2.600 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Thick Rick | 6.428 | Thick Rick 1.522 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Thick Rick | 8.511 | Thick Rick 2.083 |
| The Drops | Smooth | Thick Rick | 10.506 | Thick Rick 1.995 |
| Peg Field | Metal | Thick Rick | 13.078 | The Heel 2.422 |
| The Pinball Table | Hard | Thick Rick | 14.794 | Old Gristle 1.700 |
| Collision Funnel | Carpet | Thick Rick | 16.633 | Thick Rick 1.839 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Thick Rick | 19.089 | Thick Rick 2.456 |
| Barrier Run | Metal | Thick Rick | 22.917 | The Unit 3.683 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Thick Rick | 24.933 | Thick Rick 2.016 |
| Bounce Pads | Slick | Thick Rick | 27.744 | The Unit 2.588 |
| S-Bend | Hard | Thick Rick | 30.239 | The Unit 2.312 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Thick Rick | 32.722 | The Unit 2.433 |
| The Funnel | Carpet | Thick Rick | 34.000 | Old Gristle 1.033 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 8 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 9 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 15 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Lump Patrol | 17 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Pucks | 23 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 28 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 30 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared22
Butter Bean
The Beans · HOME
55 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 11-5-13-6-11.
91.09
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · HOME
55 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-8-8-1-7.
119.58
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · HOME
53 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-14-3-2-2.
21.67
Course preview
50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.
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