Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 3 · Round 35

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Big Randy survives to win

Big Randy took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Refried Ron finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:28.522 14 +13 19 15.3
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:31.455 +2.93 7 +5 16 13.8
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:33.439 +4.92 6 +3 14 11.5
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:35.900 +7.38 2 -2 9 11.5
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:42.828 +14.31 1 -4 12 11.1
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:48.355 +19.83 8 +2 4 23.1
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:52.521 +24.00 4 -3 9 12.2
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:03.227 +34.71 12 +4 11 12.3
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 3:17.895 +49.37 13 +4 14 11.5
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:22.416 +53.89 16 +6 14 13.6
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:35.372 +66.85 11 0 17 12.6
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:37.566 +69.04 15 +3 12 13.7
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:42.460 +73.94 5 -8 3 15.7
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 4:02.077 +93.56 3 -11 6 14.8
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 4:04.144 +95.62 10 -5 2 23.0
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 4:08.821 +100.30 9 -7 2 21.9
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 11.1 contacts an event coming in.
3.767
Chunk hits the front. Career record: 22 wins from 75, average finish 3.7.
7.461
Look at that.
11.428
Up goes Tender Greg.
15.983
Up goes Refried Ron.
23.472
Big air for Stubbs.
25.450
Stubbs is going to win this.
28.172
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
31.572
Big Randy wins it. Career record: 1 wins from 68, average finish 6.6.
37.472
You do not see that every day. Averaging 8.9 contacts an event coming in.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Big Randy 1.589 Chunk 1.572
Smooth Descent Metal Chunk 4.333 Thick Rick 2.434
Sweeping Curve Hard Chunk 5.711 Wide Load 1.228
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Wide Load 7.639 Puck Yeah 1.794
The Drops Metal Wide Load 8.900 Wide Load 1.261
Peg Field Metal Wide Load 10.344 Stubbs 1.245
The Pinball Table Metal Stubbs 11.722 Stubbs 1.166
Collision Funnel Metal Stubbs 18.728 Chunk 6.828
Smooth Descent Metal Stubbs 20.811 Chunk 1.961
Barrier Run Soft fabric Stubbs 22.311 Stubbs 1.500
Sweeping Curve Hard Stubbs 24.283 Stubbs 1.972
Bounce Pads Metal Stubbs 25.578 Stubbs 1.295
Laundry Chute Metal Stubbs 27.528 Stubbs 1.950
Narrow Pipe Carpet Stubbs 28.450 Thick Rick 0.855
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 6 1/2 8
2 BEA The Beans 10 0/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 13 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 14 0/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 21 0/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 21 0/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 25 0/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 26 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
66 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 5-6-10-6-7.
29.55
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
61 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-6-6-6-2.
19.92
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · HOME
68 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-5-7-8-5.
24.49
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
68 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-7-5-8-5.
20.45
5
Refried Ron The Beans
69 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-4-5-8-8.
45.57
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
67 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-5-4-7-12.
20.00
4
Radiator Basement Heat
74 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-12-4-6-4.
60.56
1
The Unit Basement Heat
67 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 8-4-4-6-3.
17.16
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
68 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-3-3-7-1.
12.13
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
67 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-3-1-14.
9.91
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
73 starts, 22 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-1-2-16-2.
6.28
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
71 starts, 18 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-1-1-1-2.
5.56
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · HOME
72 starts, 36 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 2-8-2-2-1.
7.06
4
Wide Load The Pucks · HOME
65 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-2-4-1-3.
12.56
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
64 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-8-16-5-3.
23.99
21
Custard The Soft Boys
70 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 4-8-5-3-7.
29.12

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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