Derby · Season 2 · Round 1
The Saucer — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Damp Kevin finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 3:42.433 | — | 14 | +13 | 38 | 12.0 |
| 2 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:42.650 | +0.22 | 4 | +2 | 16 | 10.5 |
| 3 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:43.533 | +1.10 | 11 | +8 | 34 | 12.2 |
| 4 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:45.208 | +2.78 | 2 | -2 | 17 | 10.4 |
| 5 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:45.367 | +2.93 | 3 | -2 | 24 | 10.4 |
| 6 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:49.683 | +7.25 | 12 | +6 | 31 | 11.6 |
| 7 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:54.542 | +12.11 | 9 | +2 | 44 | 12.1 |
| 8 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 4:03.025 | +20.59 | 8 | 0 | 35 | 10.6 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -4 | 14 | 10.5 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +5 | 32 | 11.3 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -10 | 13 | 10.8 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -2 | 37 | 11.1 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -7 | 24 | 10.4 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | -1 | 19 | 12.2 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -8 | 13 | 10.4 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 11 | 11.4 |
2.400
A new leader — Tender Greg.
8.000
A new leader — Old Gristle. Career record: 11 wins from 53, average finish 4.1.
12.400
Tender Greg goes to the front.
17.350
A new leader — Puck Yeah. Career record: 31 wins from 58, average finish 3.0.
24.767
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 7-7-8-5-6.
29.008
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 3-2-5-9-4.
33.750
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 3-16-1-8-4.
38.733
The Heel leaves something behind.
43.133
And it all goes wrong.
47.992
That has come off.
56.325
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:01.633
Look at the state of it.
1:06.050
Tender Greg will not be back.
1:11.225
Stubbs is losing bits.
1:16.733
There goes a piece of The Heel.
1:21.567
Lil Nugget leaves something behind.
1:26.800
Slapper is airborne!
1:31.617
It is coming apart now.
1:36.117
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
1:40.525
That is real damage.
1:42.025
Sweaty Gerald has put Radiator out.
1:46.475
And that is Puck Yeah finished.
1:50.842
There is nothing protecting Sweaty Gerald now.
1:58.908
That has come off.
2:03.200
Crooked Pete will not take much more.
2:08.783
That is a long way off the ground.
2:13.367
Oh, that is a big one.
2:17.767
Custard is losing bits.
2:22.658
That is Crawlspace taking Sweaty Gerald with them.
2:25.808
And that is Lil Nugget finished.
2:30.975
Absolute carnage.
2:36.417
And it all goes wrong.
2:39.600
The Heel has put Crooked Pete out.
2:44.050
Refried Ron is losing bits.
2:50.383
They felt that in the back row.
2:54.833
That has come off.
3:05.092
Refried Ron is losing bits.
3:06.592
Custard will not be back.
3:10.875
They felt that in the back row.
3:15.358
That was always going to happen.
3:21.100
You do not see that every day.
3:23.883
This is the last of it.
3:25.383
Big Randy has put Refried Ron out.
3:32.017
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
3:39.433
Slapper is coming to the flag.
3:39.850
A new leader — Slapper.
3:41.350
Right on the line.
3:42.850
Slapper takes it!
3:49.367
They will not want to see that again.
4:02.825
You do not see that every day.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 16.417 | Old Gristle 16.417 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 32.917 | Puck Yeah 16.467 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 54.317 | Crooked Pete 18.108 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 1:12.467 | Lil Nugget 15.075 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 1:30.192 | Lil Nugget 16.383 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Lil Nugget | 1:50.000 | Slapper 15.608 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 2:05.792 | Slapper 14.592 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Lil Nugget | 2:24.200 | Old Gristle 15.591 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 2:42.333 | Slapper 16.375 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 3:04.492 | Big Randy 18.525 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 3:23.883 | Gravy 13.533 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 3:42.433 | Gravy 17.350 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 15 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 15 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 19 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 22 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 23 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 26 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-16-10-14-14.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent
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16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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38m
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Smooth Descent
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16m
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Smooth Descent
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38m
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Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.
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