Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 2 · Round 1

The Saucer — Team Pack Race

Saucer Park · The Saucer · 107 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Damp Kevin finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:42.433 14 +13 38 12.0
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:42.650 +0.22 4 +2 16 10.5
3 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:43.533 +1.10 11 +8 34 12.2
4 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:45.208 +2.78 2 -2 17 10.4
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:45.367 +2.93 3 -2 24 10.4
6 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:49.683 +7.25 12 +6 31 11.6
7 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:54.542 +12.11 9 +2 44 12.1
8 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 4:03.025 +20.59 8 0 35 10.6
Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 -4 14 10.5
Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +5 32 11.3
Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -10 13 10.8
Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets 10 -2 37 11.1
Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -7 24 10.4
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 -1 19 12.2
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -8 13 10.4
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 0 11 11.4
2.400
A new leader — Tender Greg.
8.000
A new leader — Old Gristle. Career record: 11 wins from 53, average finish 4.1.
12.400
Tender Greg goes to the front.
17.350
A new leader — Puck Yeah. Career record: 31 wins from 58, average finish 3.0.
24.767
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 7-7-8-5-6.
29.008
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 3-2-5-9-4.
33.750
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 3-16-1-8-4.
38.733
The Heel leaves something behind.
43.133
And it all goes wrong.
47.992
That has come off.
56.325
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:01.633
Look at the state of it.
1:06.050
Tender Greg will not be back.
1:11.225
Stubbs is losing bits.
1:16.733
There goes a piece of The Heel.
1:21.567
Lil Nugget leaves something behind.
1:26.800
Slapper is airborne!
1:31.617
It is coming apart now.
1:36.117
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
1:40.525
That is real damage.
1:42.025
Sweaty Gerald has put Radiator out.
1:46.475
And that is Puck Yeah finished.
1:50.842
There is nothing protecting Sweaty Gerald now.
1:58.908
That has come off.
2:03.200
Crooked Pete will not take much more.
2:08.783
That is a long way off the ground.
2:13.367
Oh, that is a big one.
2:17.767
Custard is losing bits.
2:22.658
That is Crawlspace taking Sweaty Gerald with them.
2:25.808
And that is Lil Nugget finished.
2:30.975
Absolute carnage.
2:36.417
And it all goes wrong.
2:39.600
The Heel has put Crooked Pete out.
2:44.050
Refried Ron is losing bits.
2:50.383
They felt that in the back row.
2:54.833
That has come off.
3:05.092
Refried Ron is losing bits.
3:06.592
Custard will not be back.
3:10.875
They felt that in the back row.
3:15.358
That was always going to happen.
3:21.100
You do not see that every day.
3:23.883
This is the last of it.
3:25.383
Big Randy has put Refried Ron out.
3:32.017
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
3:39.433
Slapper is coming to the flag.
3:39.850
A new leader — Slapper.
3:41.350
Right on the line.
3:42.850
Slapper takes it!
3:49.367
They will not want to see that again.
4:02.825
You do not see that every day.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 16.417 Old Gristle 16.417
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 32.917 Puck Yeah 16.467
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 54.317 Crooked Pete 18.108
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 1:12.467 Lil Nugget 15.075
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 1:30.192 Lil Nugget 16.383
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 1:50.000 Slapper 15.608
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:05.792 Slapper 14.592
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 2:24.200 Old Gristle 15.591
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:42.333 Slapper 16.375
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 3:04.492 Big Randy 18.525
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:23.883 Gravy 13.533
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 3:42.433 Gravy 17.350
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 9 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 15 1/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 15 1/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 19 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 22 0/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 23 1/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 26 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
26 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 5-8-11-12-3.
74.77
1
Big Randy The Noodles
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 15-3-10-6-5.
23.42
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
16 starts, 3 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 1-7-1-6-4.
5.12
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
28 starts, 5 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-2-7-4-8.
2.80
5
Refried Ron The Beans
21 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.6. Last five: 10-15-16-9-8.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
23 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.7. Last five: 6-11-14-11-10.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 14-13-14-14-10.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
26 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 9-13-6-10-10.
49.46
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
23 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 15-12-4-8-9.
51.85
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
24 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 9-7-8-7-11.
93.63
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
21 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 16-2-5-8-15.
86.46
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
30 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 1-4-2-9-1.
2.51
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
22 starts, 2 wins, average finish 12.1. Last five: 15-13-16-9-15.
219.30
8
Slapper The Pucks
25 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.1. Last five: 8-14-3-8-9.
55.67
21
Custard The Soft Boys
22 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-12-3-6-1.
20.57
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-16-10-14-14.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.

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