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Derby · Season 2 · Round 22

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Big Randy survives to win

Big Randy took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. The Unit finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:17.617 — 2 +1 20 10.2
2 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:22.758 +5.14 8 +6 29 10.9
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:23.892 +6.28 11 +8 40 11.4
— Old Gristle RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +8 29 10.9
— Wide Load RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 13 +8 33 11.1
— The Heel WRECKED WET The Wet Socks — — 3 -3 19 10.3
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +9 17 11.5
— Damp Kevin RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 4 -4 16 10.6
— Honey Mustard WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 9 0 22 12.0
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -4 13 10.5
— The Kidney RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 5 -6 12 10.3
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -5 11 10.2
— Floppy Joe RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 1 -12 4 10.2
— Slapper RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 14 0 6 11.4
— Tender Greg RUNNING SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 0 4 10.2
— Stubbs RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -6 5 11.5
2.567
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
6.808
There goes a piece of Refried Ron. Recent finishes: 8-8-7-7-3.
13.975
That has come off.
20.050
Look at Big Randy go. Recent finishes: 10-6-7-5-8.
27.575
They felt that in the back row.
32.233
That has come off. Recent finishes: 2-11-3-8-1.
37.033
Old Gristle is airborne! Recent finishes: 1-1-2-7-2.
42.117
Absolute carnage.
46.333
Stripped to the shell.
51.683
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 2-11-3-8-1.
56.100
Old Gristle goes to the front.
1:00.800
Radiator is out.
1:05.308
Floppy Joe is going nowhere.
1:10.050
Big Randy is coming through.
1:14.775
There goes a piece of The Lieutenant.
1:19.625
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
1:24.275
Up it goes.
1:28.992
That is a long way off the ground.
1:30.492
Floppy Joe has put Refried Ron out.
1:34.950
The Heel takes the lead.
1:39.892
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:44.950
The Heel takes the lead.
1:50.050
Squish is going backwards.
1:53.742
Squish is out.
2:00.917
The Unit leaves something behind.
2:06.417
The Heel is in trouble.
2:07.917
Old Gristle has put The Heel out.
2:12.742
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:20.867
That is a long way off the ground.
2:26.625
Slapper is going nowhere.
2:34.917
Absolute carnage.
2:39.958
That is a long way off the ground.
2:49.142
This is the last of it.
3:14.617
Here comes Big Randy.
3:17.617
It is Big Randy!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 25.233 Squish 25.233
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 54.617 Wide Load 27.008
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 1:24.675 The Lieutenant 27.842
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 1:52.433 The Heel 26.791
Smooth Descent Clay Big Randy 2:20.258 Old Gristle 27.483
Smooth Descent Clay Big Randy 2:49.142 The Unit 27.467
Smooth Descent Clay Big Randy 3:17.617 Big Randy 28.475
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 7 1/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 14 1/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 14 1/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 14 0/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 19 0/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 21 0/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 22 0/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 25 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
19 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 14-13-6-5-13.
163.83
1
Big Randy The Noodles
37 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 15-7-7-11-3.
40.08
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
21 starts, 4 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 3-1-10-6-5.
5.66
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
38 starts, 5 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-6-10-2-3.
2.67
6
The Kidney The Beans
26 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 6-10-10-13-9.
147.02
5
Refried Ron The Beans
28 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.7. Last five: 15-13-14-13-13.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
34 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.3. Last five: 13-15-15-14-15.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
26 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-2-9-5-7.
10.17
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
25 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 14-16-4-5-3.
47.58
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
28 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 12-9-12-10-7.
75.28
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
27 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 5-9-1-2-11.
10.96
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
37 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 1-9-2-6-8.
7.09
4
Wide Load The Pucks
26 starts, 6 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 5-5-1-4-5.
6.89
8
Slapper The Pucks
32 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 1-5-10-2-14.
26.51
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
32 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-14-16-7-16.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
22 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.5. Last five: 15-9-10-9-15.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
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10m ↓15°
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7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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