Derby · Season 2 · Round 33
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Unit survives to win
The Unit took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the Basement Heat. Butter Bean finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. Basement Heat took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:13.608 | — | 7 | +6 | 43 | 11.0 |
| 2 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:13.700 | +0.09 | 6 | +4 | 32 | 11.2 |
| 3 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:17.242 | +3.63 | 1 | -2 | 10 | 11.6 |
| 4 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:19.050 | +5.44 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 11.3 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:19.942 | +6.33 | 3 | -2 | 10 | 11.4 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | +2 | 31 | 11.5 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -5 | 13 | 11.1 |
| — | Thick Rick WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | +1 | 43 | 12.4 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +2 | 31 | 12.0 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | 0 | 33 | 12.6 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +5 | 25 | 12.8 |
| — | Wide Load RUNNING | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +1 | 28 | 12.7 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | -1 | 18 | 12.4 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | 0 | 12 | 12.8 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | 0 | 14 | 12.0 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -11 | 12 | 11.1 |
2.250
Up it goes.
6.933
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 15-1-1-1-2.
11.458
There is nothing left of it.
17.508
Chunk is losing bits. Recent finishes: 10-2-2-1-1.
23.150
That has come off.
27.642
That is a long way off the ground.
32.033
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
36.417
Up it goes.
41.100
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 5-14-3-8-6.
45.392
Refried Ron will not take much more. Recent finishes: 2-7-7-5-5.
50.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
53.517
Gravy has put Refried Ron out. Recent finishes: 2-7-7-5-5.
55.433
Puck Yeah will not be back.
57.742
Squish is out, and Thick Rick did it.
1:03.633
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
1:09.283
Gravy is losing bits.
1:13.592
Custard is losing bits.
1:15.092
Custard has put Chunk out.
1:19.300
Gravy is airborne!
1:24.033
That has come off.
1:28.783
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:33.558
That has come off.
1:39.233
That has come off.
1:44.500
That is a long way off the ground.
1:49.292
That was always going to happen.
1:54.567
Up it goes.
1:59.733
Gravy leaves something behind.
2:04.025
Up it goes.
2:08.175
Thick Rick has put Lil Nugget out.
2:12.833
Absolute carnage.
2:14.333
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:21.500
That has come off.
2:26.242
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:27.742
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:34.500
A new leader — Crawlspace.
2:39.700
There is nothing protecting Thick Rick now.
2:45.933
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:57.150
One to go.
2:59.050
Crawlspace is out.
3:01.742
And that is Floppy Joe finished.
3:10.608
The Unit is coming to the flag.
3:12.108
Right on the line.
3:13.608
The Unit takes it!
3:24.642
They felt that in the back row.
3:44.925
That is a long way off the ground.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Custard | 15.167 | Custard 15.167 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Squish | 30.600 | Squish 14.650 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Lil Nugget | 44.500 | Lil Nugget 11.833 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Lil Nugget | 44.642 | Lil Nugget 0.142 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Lil Nugget | 1:01.283 | Crawlspace 14.450 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Lil Nugget | 1:17.125 | Gravy 14.892 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Lil Nugget | 1:32.650 | Custard 13.617 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Lil Nugget | 1:52.200 | Gravy 13.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Lil Nugget | 2:06.683 | Gravy 14.341 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Thick Rick | 2:40.375 | The Unit 15.841 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Crawlspace | 2:57.150 | Crawlspace 15.917 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Unit | 3:13.608 | The Unit 15.500 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Basement Heat | 7 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 10 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 18 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 18 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Lump Patrol | 22 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 26 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Pucks | 26 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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