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Derby · Season 2 · Round 4

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win

Gravy took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Tube Sock finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:39.075 — 12 +11 36 11.1
2 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:45.517 +6.44 3 +1 5 9.9
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:46.242 +7.17 4 +1 6 9.8
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:47.358 +8.28 16 +12 22 10.5
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:54.508 +15.43 8 +3 18 10.1
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:59.675 +20.60 7 +1 20 9.9
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 4:16.275 +37.20 2 -5 7 9.8
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 +3 31 10.1
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +5 20 11.2
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +5 12 10.2
— The Coaster FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Stubbs FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— Refried Ron FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.3
— Thick Rick RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 1.1
— Big Randy FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.2
— Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.5
1.783
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 4-1-7-7-8.
6.150
Custard goes to the front.
13.700
Puck Yeah leaves something behind.
18.175
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 2-10-3-16-1.
27.400
There goes a piece of Yolk. Recent finishes: 6-4-5-4-5.
36.008
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 2-4-5-2-1.
44.950
There goes a piece of Chunk.
59.942
There goes a piece of Chunk. Recent finishes: 2-4-5-2-1.
1:04.800
Yolk has nothing left on it.
1:09.475
Yolk will not be back.
1:15.042
Oh, that is a big one.
1:19.700
Puck Yeah leaves something behind.
1:25.008
Absolute carnage.
1:31.883
That was always going to happen.
1:38.092
There goes a piece of Custard.
1:42.742
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
1:46.992
Up it goes.
1:57.642
There is nothing protecting Puck Yeah now.
2:00.800
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:14.917
And it all goes wrong.
2:27.183
Stripped to the shell.
2:32.175
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
2:38.375
That has come off.
2:42.317
Chunk is out, and Tube Sock did it.
2:47.550
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:52.375
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:01.017
Look at the state of it.
3:13.167
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:18.908
One to go.
3:24.233
That has come off.
3:31.883
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
3:36.075
Gravy is coming to the flag.
3:39.075
Gravy takes it!
3:49.183
Stopped, and in the way.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 13.933 Gravy 13.933
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 32.208 Puck Yeah 16.450
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 49.475 Puck Yeah 16.892
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:09.108 Crooked Pete 18.709
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:28.458 Puck Yeah 18.325
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 1:46.942 Puck Yeah 17.617
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:05.908 Chunk 15.258
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:25.092 Chunk 16.408
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:41.633 Gravy 16.541
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:59.708 Gravy 18.075
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:18.908 Crooked Pete 18.608
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:39.075 Crooked Pete 18.467
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 9 1/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 11 2/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 14 1/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 20 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 22 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 15-3-10-6-5.
24.24
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
26 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 5-8-11-12-3.
56.61
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
28 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-2-3-5-7.
2.78
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
28 starts, 5 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-2-7-4-8.
2.29
5
Refried Ron The Beans
21 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.6. Last five: 10-15-16-9-8.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
23 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.7. Last five: 6-11-14-11-10.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
18 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 4-12-7-1-2.
10.91
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
26 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 9-13-6-10-10.
36.82
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
23 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 15-12-4-8-9.
40.61
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
26 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 8-9-14-4-3.
41.51
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
20 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 7-8-13-10-8.
143.07
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
21 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 16-2-5-8-15.
62.76
3
The Coaster The Pucks
21 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 12-4-11-12-13.
68.05
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
22 starts, 2 wins, average finish 12.1. Last five: 15-13-16-9-15.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
24 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.8. Last five: 7-15-10-11-14.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
22 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-12-3-6-1.
13.96

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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