Derby · Season 2 · Round 46
The Pinch — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Tube Sock survives to win
Tube Sock took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. The Heel finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:21.267 | — | 3 | +2 | 10 | 10.4 |
| 2 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:22.675 | +1.41 | 4 | +2 | 14 | 10.5 |
| 3 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:23.317 | +2.05 | 2 | -1 | 12 | 10.6 |
| 4 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:23.858 | +2.59 | 1 | -3 | 14 | 10.2 |
| 5 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:23.883 | +2.62 | 15 | +10 | 28 | 11.2 |
| 6 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:24.142 | +2.88 | 10 | +4 | 44 | 12.7 |
| 7 | Slapper | The Pucks | 3:25.958 | +4.69 | 13 | +6 | 43 | 11.9 |
| 8 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:27.108 | +5.84 | 11 | +3 | 37 | 11.7 |
| 9 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:31.608 | +10.34 | 9 | 0 | 31 | 12.2 |
| 10 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:32.683 | +11.42 | 8 | -2 | 26 | 10.9 |
| 11 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:36.492 | +15.23 | 5 | -6 | 26 | 10.8 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -6 | 20 | 10.6 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +1 | 35 | 12.2 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | -2 | 30 | 12.3 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -8 | 13 | 10.6 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 16 | 11.4 |
2.317
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 2-15-2-1-7.
7.400
The Kidney is losing bits. Recent finishes: 11-7-4-9-5.
11.750
They felt that in the back row.
16.708
Stubbs is airborne! Recent finishes: 4-3-2-5-6.
21.700
There goes a piece of Squish.
26.108
Chunk is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-15-2-1-7.
32.250
A new leader — Squish.
39.675
Absolute carnage.
45.617
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 5-2-7-6-4.
49.975
The Coaster is airborne!
55.542
You do not see that every day.
1:00.050
That was always going to happen.
1:06.908
They will not want to see that again.
1:13.800
Up it goes.
1:20.050
Extraordinary scenes.
1:24.500
Squish goes to the front.
1:29.475
There is nothing protecting Squish now.
1:34.092
That is a long way off the ground.
1:38.508
It is coming apart now.
1:44.342
And it all goes wrong.
1:49.725
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
1:53.125
Squish is out, and The Coaster did it.
1:57.408
Up it goes.
2:02.083
That is a long way off the ground.
2:08.133
There is nothing left of it.
2:12.967
That has come off.
2:18.508
They will not want to see that again.
2:24.433
And it all goes wrong.
2:27.350
Radiator is out.
2:35.225
You do not see that every day.
2:40.050
There is nothing left of it.
2:47.392
Extraordinary scenes.
2:54.650
Tube Sock takes the lead.
2:59.700
The Coaster goes to the front.
3:02.425
The Coaster is out.
3:06.650
That is a long way off the ground.
3:12.092
You do not see that every day.
3:15.092
Chunk is out.
3:18.267
Tube Sock is coming to the flag.
3:21.267
Tube Sock wins the derby.
3:22.892
The Kidney is out.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 21.825 | Custard 21.825 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 44.508 | The Lieutenant 22.033 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:07.783 | The Coaster 21.933 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:28.367 | Squish 19.750 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 1:52.150 | Honey Mustard 19.975 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 2:14.425 | The Coaster 20.683 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 2:34.725 | The Coaster 20.300 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tube Sock | 2:59.742 | Honey Mustard 20.550 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tube Sock | 3:21.267 | The Heel 21.383 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 15 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 20 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 21 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Lump Patrol | 22 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 23 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 25 | 1/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
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16 declaredCourse preview
6 sections · 135 m
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A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.
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