Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 4 · Round 23

The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race

The Basement · The Boiler Run · 743 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 15 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:23.199 1 0 5 10.2
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:26.167 +2.97 13 +11 5 10.5
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:26.634 +3.44 6 +3 12 10.9
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:30.161 +6.96 8 +4 11 10.8
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:33.256 +10.06 7 +2 15 10.5
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:38.383 +15.18 14 +8 4 10.2
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:40.405 +17.21 5 -2 4 9.7
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:41.822 +18.62 2 -6 11 10.2
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 2:42.372 +19.17 15 +6 7 11.0
10 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:42.467 +19.27 9 -1 10 10.0
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:44.217 +21.02 10 -1 9 10.4
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:06.783 +43.58 16 +4 3 10.3
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:08.884 +45.69 11 -2 4 11.7
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:14.584 +51.39 3 -11 10 11.0
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:45.100 +81.90 4 -11 5 10.1
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 4:13.727 +110.53 12 -4 3 10.8
0.017
Absolute carnage.
4.867
The lead changes hands. Crawlspace.
8.344
That is the sport, right there. Recent finishes: 1-2-3-11-1.
11.839
You do not see that every day.
15.550
Big Randy is airborne. Recent finishes: 7-6-7-7-7.
18.978
And Sweaty Gerald takes flight.
22.850
And Lil Nugget takes flight.
30.233
Gravy gets hit hard. Averaging 9.7 contacts an event coming in.
33.722
Look at that.
34.928
Gravy has it.
37.122
They are going to the line together.
40.522
Puck Yeah wins it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Tube Sock 1.594 Crawlspace 1.561
Smooth Descent Hard Crawlspace 4.800 Butter Bean 2.828
Sweeping Curve Hard Big Randy 6.767 Big Randy 1.689
Smooth Descent Smooth Big Randy 9.417 Gravy 1.361
The Drops Smooth Big Randy 11.906 Gravy 2.372
Peg Field Metal Big Randy 14.617 Radiator 2.622
The Pinball Table Hard Big Randy 16.394 Gravy 1.661
Collision Funnel Carpet Big Randy 18.467 Old Gristle 1.822
Smooth Descent Smooth Gravy 21.550 Lil Nugget 2.534
Barrier Run Metal Gravy 25.367 Old Gristle 3.144
Sweeping Curve Hard Gravy 27.489 Old Gristle 1.822
Bounce Pads Slick Gravy 30.361 Old Gristle 2.395
S-Bend Hard Gravy 34.122 Old Gristle 2.533
Tight Curve Smooth Gravy 36.778 Gravy 2.656
The Funnel Carpet Gravy 37.928 Gravy 1.150
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 0/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 7 0/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 15 0/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 17 0/2 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 19 1/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 21 0/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 27 0/2 2
8 NOO The Noodles 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
84 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-8-4-8-7.
60.01
1
Big Randy The Noodles
83 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-8-7-6-7.
33.62
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
89 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-7-15-4-4.
83.69
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
85 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 8-7-4-8-4.
34.24
22
Butter Bean The Beans · HOME
86 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-16-5-6-6.
142.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · HOME
87 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-6-6-6-7.
57.89
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · HOME
84 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-10-5-3-5.
30.35
4
Radiator Basement Heat · HOME
91 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 12-6-5-14-3.
103.24
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · HOME
88 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 4-3-12-4-4.
14.33
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · HOME
92 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 3-4-3-4-3.
9.81
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
93 starts, 23 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-4-2-8-5.
12.82
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
80 starts, 21 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-3-1-5-1.
8.02
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
94 starts, 50 wins, average finish 2.9. Last five: 1-1-1-1-2.
3.29
3
The Coaster The Pucks
85 starts, 37 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-1-2-1-2.
3.85
21
Custard The Soft Boys
88 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 3-7-2-8-6.
29.78
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
84 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 13-3-7-11-2.
70.56

Course preview

50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.

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