Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 4 · Round 41

The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race

The Basement · The Boiler Run · 743 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:17.722 8 +7 10 10.8
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:19.205 +1.48 9 +7 9 11.4
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:29.233 +11.51 6 +3 13 10.5
4 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:41.334 +23.61 11 +7 10 10.8
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:43.534 +25.81 7 +2 8 10.1
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 2:45.957 +28.24 2 -4 8 10.7
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:48.011 +30.29 5 -2 8 11.9
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:52.384 +34.66 12 +4 5 10.5
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:59.417 +41.70 14 +5 9 12.2
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:02.917 +45.20 3 -7 10 11.1
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:10.149 +52.43 1 -10 10 10.4
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:16.094 +58.37 13 +1 9 10.7
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:16.706 +58.98 10 -3 10 10.8
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:45.767 +88.05 4 -10 11 11.6
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:47.066 +89.34 15 0 12 10.7
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:48.883 +91.16 16 0 8 10.5
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
3.667
And it's Chunk in front now.
7.467
That is a big one for Stubbs.
11.839
You do not see that every day.
15.239
Yolk is airborne.
18.722
Big air for The Kidney. Recent finishes: 8-7-11-5-5.
22.850
And Lil Nugget takes flight. Recent finishes: 3-4-2-8-7.
27.822
Big air for The Lieutenant. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-1-2.
28.650
Chunk has it.
31.589
Yolk is completely off the deck.
34.989
Slapper wins it. Career record: 51 wins from 109, average finish 3.2.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Refried Ron 1.567 Refried Ron 1.567
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 4.594 Slapper 2.744
Sweeping Curve Hard Chunk 6.217 The Lieutenant 1.461
Smooth Descent Smooth The Lieutenant 8.117 The Lieutenant 1.867
The Drops Smooth The Lieutenant 9.744 The Lieutenant 1.627
Peg Field Metal The Lieutenant 12.139 The Heel 2.217
The Pinball Table Hard The Lieutenant 13.778 Chunk 1.605
Collision Funnel Carpet The Lieutenant 15.594 Slapper 1.750
Smooth Descent Smooth The Lieutenant 18.244 Stubbs 2.422
Barrier Run Metal The Lieutenant 21.850 The Lieutenant 3.606
Sweeping Curve Hard The Lieutenant 23.850 Chunk 1.855
Bounce Pads Slick The Lieutenant 26.517 Chunk 2.267
S-Bend Hard The Lieutenant 28.811 Chunk 1.967
Tight Curve Smooth Chunk 30.800 Chunk 1.983
The Funnel Carpet Chunk 31.650 Chunk 0.850
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 9 0/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 11 1/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 11 1/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 11 1/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 17 0/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 21 0/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 25 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
95 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 3-5-8-6-4.
42.60
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
103 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-7-3-7-6.
40.77
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
102 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.5. Last five: 6-4-5-5-5.
21.47
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
98 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-5-1-7-6.
23.73
6
The Kidney The Beans · HOME
101 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-13-4-5-8.
53.55
5
Refried Ron The Beans · HOME
98 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-4-16-5-8.
52.28
1
The Unit Basement Heat · HOME
104 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 8-4-7-11-8.
63.38
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · HOME
96 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-7-8-8-8.
101.13
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · HOME
96 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 5-8-7-3-5.
14.19
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · HOME
102 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 8-7-3-5-5.
9.58
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
100 starts, 25 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 4-1-2-2-2.
8.73
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
103 starts, 32 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-1-2-15.
3.91
3
The Coaster The Pucks
100 starts, 43 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 14-1-1-1-1.
5.82
8
Slapper The Pucks
102 starts, 45 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 1-13-1-2-1.
5.90
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
106 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-3-13-4-3.
26.75
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
95 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 15-4-6-3-7.
64.37

Course preview

50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.

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