· Season 4 · Round 5
The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win
Puck Yeah took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Chunk finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:22.500 | — | 9 | +8 | 10 | 11.2 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:23.610 | +1.11 | 1 | -1 | 10 | 12.4 |
| 3 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:24.560 | +2.06 | 5 | +2 | 8 | 11.6 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:26.838 | +4.34 | 6 | +2 | 12 | 10.9 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 2:39.722 | +17.22 | 10 | +5 | 8 | 11.1 |
| 6 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 2:42.572 | +20.07 | 8 | +2 | 14 | 11.7 |
| 7 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 2:43.860 | +21.36 | 11 | +4 | 9 | 9.6 |
| 8 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 2:44.445 | +21.95 | 2 | -6 | 8 | 12.9 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 2:44.772 | +22.27 | 14 | +5 | 13 | 10.3 |
| 10 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 2:55.450 | +32.95 | 13 | +3 | 9 | 10.4 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 3:03.834 | +41.33 | 15 | +4 | 10 | 11.0 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 3:10.733 | +48.23 | 12 | 0 | 12 | 10.9 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:14.833 | +52.33 | 16 | +3 | 10 | 10.3 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 3:18.021 | +55.52 | 4 | -10 | 11 | 11.7 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 3:19.972 | +57.47 | 3 | -12 | 11 | 10.5 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 3:26.267 | +63.77 | 7 | -9 | 10 | 10.5 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 10.9 contacts an event coming in.
5.144
Up goes Thick Rick.
8.761
Stubbs gets air.
13.411
Right into it goes Slapper. Averaging 8.6 contacts an event coming in.
16.933
And The Heel takes flight. Recent finishes: 4-5-5-9-6.
20.522
Sweaty Gerald is completely off the deck.
24.033
Tender Greg is making ground.
29.033
Thick Rick has the lead.
31.717
Thick Rick has it. Recent finishes: 3-16-14-3-15.
32.956
Big air for The Unit. Recent finishes: 5-6-5-7-9.
36.356
Puck Yeah takes it.
40.033
Chunk is going backwards.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | Crooked Pete | 1.600 | The Kidney 1.572 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Kidney | 4.800 | Pilot Light 2.861 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Kidney | 6.494 | The Unit 1.600 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Thick Rick | 8.750 | Thick Rick 2.067 |
| The Drops | Smooth | Thick Rick | 10.894 | Thick Rick 2.144 |
| Peg Field | Metal | Thick Rick | 13.717 | Chunk 2.105 |
| The Pinball Table | Hard | Thick Rick | 15.467 | Chunk 1.478 |
| Collision Funnel | Carpet | Thick Rick | 17.250 | Puck Yeah 1.700 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 19.489 | Puck Yeah 2.217 |
| Barrier Run | Metal | Puck Yeah | 22.861 | Puck Yeah 3.372 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Puck Yeah | 24.783 | Slapper 1.911 |
| Bounce Pads | Slick | Puck Yeah | 27.406 | Slapper 2.583 |
| S-Bend | Hard | Thick Rick | 30.889 | Old Gristle 2.289 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Thick Rick | 33.417 | Old Gristle 2.345 |
| The Funnel | Carpet | Thick Rick | 34.717 | Old Gristle 0.994 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 5 | 0/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Beans | 15 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 15 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 18 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Nuggets | 23 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 26 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · HOME
81 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 11-7-4-11-5.
94.43
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · HOME
79 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 12-8-5-7-8.
219.30
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · HOME
79 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 14-3-15-2-4.
28.79
Course preview
50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.
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