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Derby · Season 3 · Round 24

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Custard survives to win

Custard took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the The Soft Boys. The Heel finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:42.767 — 16 +15 23 10.6
2 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:43.175 +0.41 4 +2 7 10.1
3 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:44.617 +1.85 11 +8 28 10.6
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:47.292 +4.53 3 -1 5 9.8
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:58.292 +15.53 7 +2 18 9.7
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 4:30.733 +47.97 2 -4 5 10.3
— Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +7 30 10.8
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +4 28 10.7
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +6 22 10.4
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -2 13 9.5
— Wide Load FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Honey Mustard FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— The Kidney FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.2
— Lil Nugget RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 1.1
— Crooked Pete FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.2
— Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.5
1.783
Look at the state of it.
6.217
They will not want to see that again.
15.600
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 15-2-1-3-1.
20.992
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 15-2-1-3-1.
27.900
A new leader — The Heel.
33.442
Chunk leaves something behind.
38.400
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-14-4.
44.017
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 15-2-1-3-1.
48.850
Big Randy leaves something behind.
53.992
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 4-3-4-3-3.
1:02.742
They felt that in the back row.
1:09.292
Slapper is losing bits.
1:14.017
There goes a piece of Squish.
1:21.258
Oh, that is a big one.
1:25.908
Up it goes.
1:32.533
Radiator will not take much more.
1:40.783
And it all goes wrong.
1:47.567
Radiator will not be back.
1:56.275
Slapper leaves something behind.
2:01.042
There is nothing protecting Squish now.
2:13.683
Crawlspace is losing bits.
2:18.708
There goes a piece of The Heel.
2:24.508
Slapper is airborne!
2:28.917
Extraordinary scenes.
2:35.067
There goes a piece of Custard.
2:36.567
Custard has put Squish out.
2:43.633
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
2:49.633
That is real damage.
2:56.233
Stopped, and in the way.
3:04.292
There goes a piece of Slapper.
3:09.167
Oh, that is a big one.
3:10.850
And that is Chunk finished.
3:16.100
Custard goes to the front.
3:23.467
Slapper is out.
3:24.967
One to go.
3:39.767
Here comes Custard.
3:41.267
Nothing in it!
3:42.767
It is Custard!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 15.500 Chunk 15.500
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 36.042 Big Randy 18.575
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 53.767 Slapper 15.608
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:11.208 Old Gristle 17.441
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:30.675 Big Randy 18.325
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:48.058 Old Gristle 17.383
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:07.508 Slapper 16.575
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:27.892 Slapper 16.358
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:46.042 Custard 18.141
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 3:05.883 Custard 17.925
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 3:24.000 Custard 17.317
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 3:42.767 The Heel 18.542
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 6 2/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 10 1/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 11 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 15 1/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 18 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 21 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
59 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 7-4-11-10-3.
181.65
1
Big Randy The Noodles
59 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.4. Last five: 4-5-4-8-15.
39.90
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
62 starts, 8 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-1-5-6.
2.00
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
44 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-8-4-12-3.
12.64
6
The Kidney The Beans
52 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 14-8-9-8-10.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
55 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 13-11-15-8-8.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
58 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 7-8-7-13-6.
60.26
4
Radiator Basement Heat
64 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 9-15-11-15-14.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
45 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 13-9-6-12-12.
119.46
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
62 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 9-14-15-12-4.
219.30
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
61 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 6-4-2-1-3.
2.75
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
44 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.5. Last five: 11-14-10-14-10.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
53 starts, 12 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 8-2-2-8-11.
10.45
8
Slapper The Pucks
51 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 11-4-10-15-11.
113.02
2
Squish The Soft Boys
56 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.3. Last five: 11-9-14-14-11.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
50 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 5-5-12-5-3.
37.78

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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