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Derby · Season 3 · Round 34

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:40.000 — 12 +11 33 10.8
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:42.067 +2.07 11 +9 42 11.0
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:43.767 +3.77 4 +1 4 9.9
4 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:45.075 +5.08 3 -1 5 9.5
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:47.017 +7.02 16 +11 22 10.2
6 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:48.783 +8.78 14 +8 35 10.4
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:59.525 +19.53 8 +1 16 10.2
— Big Randy RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -6 4 10.0
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +6 22 10.8
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -3 12 10.1
— Puck Yeah FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Stubbs FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— Butter Bean FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.3
— Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 1.1
— Floppy Joe FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.2
— The Kidney RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.4
1.792
You do not see that every day.
6.217
They will not want to see that again.
13.383
The Lieutenant is airborne!
20.050
It is unravelling for The Coaster.
24.450
The Lieutenant takes the lead.
28.692
There is nothing left of it.
39.600
You do not see that every day.
44.000
Custard takes the lead. Career record: 1 wins from 103, average finish 5.8.
50.050
Big Randy is coming through. Recent finishes: 8-10-6-3-5.
1:05.150
You do not see that every day.
1:11.400
The Lieutenant takes the lead. Career record: 26 wins from 103, average finish 4.2.
1:17.092
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 3-5-3-4-9.
1:21.992
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 1-3-2-14-2.
1:38.133
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:43.300
Old Gristle is airborne!
2:00.433
They will not want to see that again.
2:06.542
Look at the state of it.
2:15.908
Up it goes.
2:18.950
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:24.208
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:35.125
The Heel leaves something behind.
2:45.900
The Lieutenant takes the lead.
2:54.467
Squish has nothing left on it.
3:02.583
The Kidney has stalled.
3:09.850
Squish will not take much more.
3:13.900
Squish is out, and Custard did it.
3:23.792
Last lap.
3:28.925
Old Gristle is airborne!
3:33.417
Extraordinary scenes.
3:37.000
The Lieutenant has it.
3:40.000
It is The Lieutenant!
3:57.308
They will not want to see that again.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 15.917 The Lieutenant 15.917
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 34.975 Custard 18.050
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 53.725 Second Sock 18.391
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:12.483 Old Gristle 17.359
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:30.458 The Lieutenant 17.975
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:49.592 Old Gristle 16.641
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:07.458 The Lieutenant 17.866
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:27.500 The Coaster 16.184
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:46.658 Old Gristle 17.983
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:05.208 Old Gristle 16.308
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:23.792 Old Gristle 16.850
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:40.000 The Lieutenant 16.208
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 3 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 14 1/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 17 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 17 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 23 0/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
54 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 7-10-8-11-3.
77.45
1
Big Randy The Noodles
65 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 6-6-6-2-6.
29.86
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
47 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 5-2-7-4-8.
7.68
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
60 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 4-1-5-5-2.
2.43
22
Butter Bean The Beans
70 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 10-14-3-4-8.
119.78
6
The Kidney The Beans
54 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 13-13-14-8-9.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
51 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 11-11-13-15-16.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
53 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-10-11-6-3.
16.69
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
59 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 12-3-10-12-10.
107.14
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
53 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 11-3-12-13-8.
69.50
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
69 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 9-7-3-16-1.
5.64
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
54 starts, 11 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-7-3-2-8.
4.61
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
62 starts, 2 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 15-13-13-12-8.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
63 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 1-9-14-6-1.
77.45
2
Squish The Soft Boys
58 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.3. Last five: 12-9-11-9-14.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
56 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 3-11-1-10-9.
20.67

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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