Derby · Season 3 · Round 37
Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Stubbs finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:27.133 | — | 11 | +10 | 34 | 11.8 |
| 2 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:39.308 | +12.18 | 9 | +7 | 56 | 11.6 |
| 3 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:44.933 | +17.80 | 4 | +1 | 56 | 10.4 |
| 4 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:50.258 | +23.13 | 5 | +1 | 62 | 10.6 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +9 | 34 | 12.1 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | +4 | 40 | 12.1 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +9 | 21 | 10.6 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +5 | 20 | 11.4 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +6 | 25 | 10.6 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -3 | 26 | 10.7 |
| — | Big Randy WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -10 | 20 | 10.3 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 3 | -9 | 14 | 10.5 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -7 | 13 | 10.5 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -6 | 12 | 10.2 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -13 | 12 | 9.9 |
| — | The Lieutenant FELL | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | -4 | 1 | 21.7 |
1.592
Extraordinary scenes.
7.200
The Lieutenant goes to the front. Career record: 26 wins from 105, average finish 4.2.
12.325
They felt that in the back row.
16.850
A new leader — Slapper. Career record: 50 wins from 108, average finish 3.2.
23.550
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
27.850
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 14-3-5-3-4.
38.092
Refried Ron has nothing left on it.
40.767
That is Stubbs taking Floppy Joe with them.
42.267
Pilot Light is out. Recent finishes: 8-6-13-8-7.
43.925
Refried Ron is out.
48.883
Honey Mustard is airborne!
53.775
Crawlspace leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 9-6-8-7-8.
55.275
That is Honey Mustard taking The Heel with them.
1:00.050
Look at Stubbs go.
1:04.825
That is a long way off the ground.
1:07.558
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:13.950
Absolute carnage.
1:19.092
They felt that in the back row.
1:20.592
And that is Puck Yeah finished.
1:22.092
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:23.592
That is Honey Mustard taking Crawlspace with them.
1:30.050
Butter Bean is coming through.
1:36.892
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:42.750
That has come off.
1:47.392
They will not want to see that again.
1:53.750
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
2:06.258
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
2:11.858
Up it goes.
2:18.650
Stubbs is airborne!
2:23.292
Absolute carnage.
2:30.483
Honey Mustard is out, and Damp Kevin did it.
2:37.400
Up it goes.
2:47.400
Oh, that is a big one.
2:55.725
Old Gristle is airborne!
3:00.558
Slapper is out.
3:02.400
Last lap.
3:14.883
That was always going to happen.
3:24.133
Old Gristle has it.
3:25.708
Up it goes.
3:27.208
Old Gristle takes it!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 22.417 | Slapper 22.417 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 47.500 | Old Gristle 23.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 1:10.000 | Stubbs 22.150 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:32.175 | Old Gristle 19.750 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:54.683 | Slapper 21.859 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:18.492 | Slapper 22.966 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:41.058 | Old Gristle 22.566 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:02.400 | Old Gristle 21.342 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:27.133 | Damp Kevin 23.625 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 8 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 13 | 0/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 15 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 16 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Lump Patrol | 17 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 17 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 24 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Noodles | 26 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
52 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 15-11-11-13-15.
219.30
Course preview
6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent
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8m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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14m
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Smooth Descent
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8m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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38m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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30m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.
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