Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 3 · Round 37

Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race

Washboard Yard · Washboard Ring · 135 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Stubbs finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:27.133 11 +10 34 11.8
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:39.308 +12.18 9 +7 56 11.6
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:44.933 +17.80 4 +1 56 10.4
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:50.258 +23.13 5 +1 62 10.6
Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 +9 34 12.1
Honey Mustard WRECKED NUG The Nuggets 10 +4 40 12.1
Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +9 21 10.6
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 +5 20 11.4
Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +6 25 10.6
Crawlspace WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -3 26 10.7
Big Randy WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -10 20 10.3
The Heel WRECKED WET The Wet Socks 3 -9 14 10.5
Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -7 13 10.5
Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -6 12 10.2
Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -13 12 9.9
The Lieutenant FELL LMP Lump Patrol 12 -4 1 21.7
1.592
Extraordinary scenes.
7.200
The Lieutenant goes to the front. Career record: 26 wins from 105, average finish 4.2.
12.325
They felt that in the back row.
16.850
A new leader — Slapper. Career record: 50 wins from 108, average finish 3.2.
23.550
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
27.850
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 14-3-5-3-4.
38.092
Refried Ron has nothing left on it.
40.767
That is Stubbs taking Floppy Joe with them.
42.267
Pilot Light is out. Recent finishes: 8-6-13-8-7.
43.925
Refried Ron is out.
48.883
Honey Mustard is airborne!
53.775
Crawlspace leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 9-6-8-7-8.
55.275
That is Honey Mustard taking The Heel with them.
1:00.050
Look at Stubbs go.
1:04.825
That is a long way off the ground.
1:07.558
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:13.950
Absolute carnage.
1:19.092
They felt that in the back row.
1:20.592
And that is Puck Yeah finished.
1:22.092
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:23.592
That is Honey Mustard taking Crawlspace with them.
1:30.050
Butter Bean is coming through.
1:36.892
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:42.750
That has come off.
1:47.392
They will not want to see that again.
1:53.750
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
2:06.258
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
2:11.858
Up it goes.
2:18.650
Stubbs is airborne!
2:23.292
Absolute carnage.
2:30.483
Honey Mustard is out, and Damp Kevin did it.
2:37.400
Up it goes.
2:47.400
Oh, that is a big one.
2:55.725
Old Gristle is airborne!
3:00.558
Slapper is out.
3:02.400
Last lap.
3:14.883
That was always going to happen.
3:24.133
Old Gristle has it.
3:25.708
Up it goes.
3:27.208
Old Gristle takes it!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 22.417 Slapper 22.417
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 47.500 Old Gristle 23.400
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:10.000 Stubbs 22.150
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:32.175 Old Gristle 19.750
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:54.683 Slapper 21.859
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:18.492 Slapper 22.966
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:41.058 Old Gristle 22.566
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:02.400 Old Gristle 21.342
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:27.133 Damp Kevin 23.625
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 8 1/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 13 0/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 15 1/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 16 0/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 17 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 17 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 24 0/2 2
8 NOO The Noodles 26 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
67 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.4. Last five: 9-11-6-6-6.
25.31
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
54 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 7-10-8-11-3.
69.01
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
48 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 10-5-2-7-4.
14.96
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
67 starts, 8 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 4-3-4-7-4.
2.07
22
Butter Bean The Beans
72 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 12-6-10-14-3.
39.10
5
Refried Ron The Beans
54 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 12-13-10-14-12.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
64 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 12-5-2-3-9.
53.28
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
52 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 15-11-11-13-15.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
62 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 5-10-1-12-3.
23.42
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
55 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 6-8-11-3-12.
35.12
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
70 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 9-9-7-3-16.
4.98
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
54 starts, 11 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-7-3-2-8.
5.80
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
62 starts, 2 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 15-13-13-12-8.
219.30
8
Slapper The Pucks
55 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 2-6-16-7-11.
54.22
21
Custard The Soft Boys
58 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 13-2-3-11-1.
39.96
2
Squish The Soft Boys
60 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.4. Last five: 15-13-12-9-11.
219.30

Course preview

6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
14m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.

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