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Derby · Season 3 · Round 39

The Rink — Team Pack Race

The Cold Store · The Rink · 124 m · 16 competitors No grip Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:48.783 — 13 +12 14 10.8
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:53.425 +4.64 14 +12 24 12.2
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:59.792 +11.01 12 +9 16 11.2
4 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:01.583 +12.80 11 +7 13 11.6
5 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:03.408 +14.63 9 +4 26 11.0
6 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:10.733 +21.95 10 +4 25 11.0
— The Heel RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 4 -3 13 9.4
— Crawlspace RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 8 0 18 9.8
— Damp Kevin RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 3 -6 12 9.3
— Big Randy RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -8 17 9.6
— Butter Bean RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 5 -6 15 10.0
— The Unit RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -5 20 9.9
— Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -12 13 9.6
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -8 12 9.9
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 0 12 9.9
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 10 10.0
3.000
Tender Greg takes the lead.
7.808
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 11-4-3-5-15.
12.025
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 1-3-2-1-1.
16.375
The Lieutenant leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-2-1.
21.175
That has come off. Recent finishes: 10-4-3-7-3.
26.433
Old Gristle is airborne!
32.175
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 6-7-7-9-7.
37.325
Up it goes.
41.908
Absolute carnage.
49.800
Yolk leaves something behind.
54.133
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
59.217
Yolk leaves something behind.
1:04.350
The Coaster takes the lead.
1:09.292
Up it goes.
1:10.792
And that is Tender Greg finished.
1:16.625
There is nothing protecting Yolk now.
1:21.375
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:26.492
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
1:35.742
Up it goes.
1:37.242
Yolk will not be back.
1:42.800
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
1:49.342
You do not see that every day.
1:53.825
They felt that in the back row.
1:58.433
There goes a piece of The Unit.
2:00.717
The Lieutenant has put Refried Ron out.
2:07.258
Floppy Joe will not take much more.
2:14.017
Oh, that is a big one.
2:18.700
There goes a piece of Butter Bean.
2:24.933
They felt that in the back row.
2:27.817
Floppy Joe is out.
2:33.283
Last lap.
2:41.917
Thick Rick is airborne!
2:45.783
Here comes Puck Yeah.
2:47.767
Up it goes.
2:49.267
Puck Yeah wins the derby.
2:56.050
There goes a piece of The Heel.
3:03.133
That is a long way off the ground.
3:08.342
Big Randy is losing bits.
3:17.550
There is nothing protecting Crawlspace now.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Slick The Lieutenant 16.525 The Lieutenant 16.525
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 34.350 The Coaster 14.300
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 50.967 Puck Yeah 16.500
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 1:06.517 Puck Yeah 15.475
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 1:22.333 The Coaster 15.816
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 1:38.925 Puck Yeah 14.800
Smooth Descent Slick Puck Yeah 1:56.758 Puck Yeah 16.116
Smooth Descent Slick Puck Yeah 2:14.817 The Lieutenant 16.291
Smooth Descent Slick Puck Yeah 2:33.283 Old Gristle 17.600
Smooth Descent Slick Puck Yeah 2:48.783 Puck Yeah 15.500
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 7 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 11 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 16 0/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 20 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 23 0/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 25 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
54 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 7-10-8-11-3.
88.01
1
Big Randy The Noodles
68 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.5. Last five: 10-9-11-6-6.
29.70
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
67 starts, 8 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 4-3-4-7-4.
3.12
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
49 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 9-10-5-2-7.
17.69
22
Butter Bean The Beans
73 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 6-12-6-10-14.
74.46
5
Refried Ron The Beans
55 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 15-12-13-10-14.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
55 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 11-5-6-10-11.
21.62
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
64 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 12-5-2-3-9.
48.22
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
62 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 5-10-1-12-3.
22.70
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
62 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-5-13-5-7.
17.21
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
71 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 7-9-9-7-3.
6.21
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
56 starts, 12 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 5-1-3-7-3.
3.18
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
62 starts, 2 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 15-13-13-12-8.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
66 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 3-1-7-1-9.
17.31
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
59 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 14-14-15-16-16.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
70 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 16-15-16-16-15.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°

Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.

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