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Derby · Season 3 · Round 44

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Damp Kevin finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:42.892 — 12 +11 37 10.8
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:43.817 +0.93 4 +2 2 9.7
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:45.500 +2.61 3 0 7 9.5
4 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:46.100 +3.21 14 +10 42 11.2
5 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:51.800 +8.91 11 +6 28 10.8
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:58.983 +16.09 7 +1 16 9.8
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 4:03.633 +20.74 2 -5 2 9.7
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +8 12 10.5
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -1 12 9.7
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +5 11 10.2
— Puck Yeah FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Stubbs FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— Refried Ron FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.3
— Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 1.1
— Crooked Pete FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.2
— Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.7
1.783
Look at the state of it.
6.067
They felt that in the back row.
15.550
A new leader — Yolk.
20.050
Look at Floppy Joe go.
25.492
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 8-6-6-6-8.
30.000
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 1-3-11-2-2.
34.392
That has come off. Recent finishes: 6-6-13-3-8.
40.050
The Lieutenant is coming through.
45.350
That is a long way off the ground.
55.200
A new leader — Old Gristle. Career record: 27 wins from 109, average finish 3.8.
1:02.958
That is real damage.
1:09.192
Sweaty Gerald has stalled. That is 23 non-finishes in 107 career starts.
1:16.775
Stripped to the shell.
1:18.275
Tender Greg is out, and Radiator did it.
1:25.517
That has come off.
1:32.308
They felt that in the back row.
1:37.108
And it all goes wrong.
1:46.492
That is The Lieutenant taking Radiator with them.
1:50.750
Up it goes.
1:58.608
Up it goes.
2:06.158
Stopped, and in the way.
2:25.783
Up it goes.
2:33.117
And it all goes wrong.
2:42.200
Yolk leaves something behind.
2:46.600
There is nothing protecting Yolk now.
2:56.267
That is real damage.
3:02.392
There is nothing left of it.
3:05.700
Yolk is out.
3:21.058
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:23.217
Last lap.
3:35.850
And it all goes wrong.
3:39.892
Old Gristle is coming to the flag.
3:42.892
Old Gristle wins the derby.
3:48.775
The Lieutenant is airborne!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 15.958 Yolk 15.958
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 34.358 Wide Load 18.017
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 53.267 Old Gristle 16.950
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:09.200 Old Gristle 15.592
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:23.567 Old Gristle 14.367
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:41.750 Old Gristle 18.183
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:03.075 Wide Load 18.108
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:23.033 The Lieutenant 16.909
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:43.658 Wide Load 17.234
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:04.225 Wide Load 18.566
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:23.217 Wide Load 17.884
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:42.892 The Lieutenant 17.758
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 6 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 15 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 15 1/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 18 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 22 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
69 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 2-10-5-11-15.
205.34
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
58 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 4-4-15-7-7.
100.56
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
69 starts, 8 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 6-4-3-1-8.
4.87
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
69 starts, 8 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-3-4-3-4.
2.35
5
Refried Ron The Beans
58 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 13-16-13-15-12.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
64 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 8-12-15-16-11.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
60 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-13-7-6-7.
32.03
4
Radiator Basement Heat
77 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 13-13-14-14-16.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
65 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 9-6-12-5-10.
125.78
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
60 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 14-11-2-2-7.
112.33
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
60 starts, 14 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 7-1-1-8-5.
4.53
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
75 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 7-2-2-16-7.
7.20
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
66 starts, 2 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 11-15-11-9-15.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
66 starts, 14 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 4-4-7-2-7.
12.05
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
70 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 16-15-16-16-15.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
62 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 14-15-12-14-14.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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