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Floor · Season 2 · Round 39

The Balcony — Team Pack Race

The Balcony · The Balcony · 24 m · 16 competitors Slick floor Heavy lurch
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Tube Sock wins at The Balcony

Tube Sock took The Balcony — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Wide Load finished second. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 26.325 — 4 +3 0 2.7
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 24.317 — 13 +11 2 18.6
3 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 19.333 — 12 +9 0 19.5
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 18.267 — 16 +12 0 19.2
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 17.725 — 3 -2 0 20.3
6 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 14.708 — 15 +9 2 19.0
7 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 14.250 — 10 +3 0 19.4
8 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 14.067 — 1 -7 0 18.9
9 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 13.267 — 2 -7 0 19.1
10 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 12.275 — 6 -4 1 18.5
11 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 12.117 — 7 -4 1 18.2
12 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 10.525 — 8 -4 0 19.3
13 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 10.508 — 11 -2 0 19.3
14 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 10.192 — 14 0 1 19.0
15 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 9.783 — 5 -10 1 18.6
16 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 9.733 — 9 -7 0 19.0
0.000
The floor is live.
5.808
Oh dear.
6.500
There goes another one.
8.117
The floor is getting smaller.
9.058
Nowhere left for The Unit to go. Recent finishes: 6-16-4-8-7.
9.700
They will not want to see that again.
10.458
Honey Mustard is gone.
11.250
There goes another one.
11.858
In goes Sweaty Gerald.
12.775
The floor is getting smaller.
13.258
That is The Coaster finished. Recent finishes: 1-10-1-1-1.
14.283
No idea what happened there.
14.658
In goes The Lieutenant.
15.758
There goes another one.
16.058
In goes Crawlspace.
17.208
There goes another one.
17.458
In goes The Unit. Recent finishes: 6-16-4-8-7.
18.633
Less of it every time you look.
18.858
Butter Bean goes in.
20.042
There goes another one.
20.258
Big Randy goes in.
21.417
Oh dear.
21.658
In goes Floppy Joe.
22.775
Absolute carnage.
23.058
In goes Stubbs.
24.117
Look at the state of it.
24.458
Tender Greg goes in. Recent finishes: 4-12-5-4-12.
25.433
Less of it every time you look.
25.858
The Heel is gone.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 6 2/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 10 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 16 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 16 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 17 2/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 23 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 23 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 25 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
40 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 10-8-3-2-14.
13.72
1
Big Randy The Noodles
42 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 11-12-9-14-8.
12.76
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
38 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 8-5-7-15-8.
19.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
32 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 4-3-6-15-15.
10.99
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
38 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 7-12-5-14-4.
25.90
22
Butter Bean The Beans
40 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 12-11-1-8-4.
12.65
1
The Unit Basement Heat
37 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.6. Last five: 14-15-15-13-4.
31.96
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
45 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 5-1-3-6-5.
6.37
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
38 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 11-16-12-2-4.
27.16
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
44 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 15-4-4-14-6.
16.43
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
41 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 14-8-16-7-11.
22.30
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
39 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.1. Last five: 12-7-10-3-11.
21.55
4
Wide Load The Pucks
46 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 2-13-13-16-5.
11.99
3
The Coaster The Pucks
42 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 11-2-13-7-8.
10.45
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
40 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 1-14-10-5-13.
7.59
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
41 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 9-15-6-6-16.
24.83

Course preview

3 sections · 24 m
Smooth Descent Glass
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Glass. Nothing holds, every lurch is a landslide, and the whole field spends the programme in whichever corner is lowest.

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