· Season 5 · Round 23
The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Old Gristle finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:22.862 | — | 10 | +9 | 7 | 11.6 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 2:32.105 | +9.24 | 7 | +5 | 15 | 10.7 |
| 3 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 2:42.728 | +19.87 | 15 | +12 | 12 | 11.6 |
| 4 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 2:42.823 | +19.96 | 4 | 0 | 7 | 10.2 |
| 5 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 2:43.106 | +20.24 | 13 | +8 | 12 | 9.5 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 2:44.916 | +22.05 | 3 | -3 | 7 | 11.3 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 2:45.489 | +22.63 | 9 | +2 | 8 | 10.1 |
| 8 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:45.895 | +23.03 | 5 | -3 | 9 | 9.9 |
| 9 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 2:46.017 | +23.16 | 11 | +2 | 14 | 10.9 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 2:47.727 | +24.87 | 1 | -9 | 5 | 9.0 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 2:49.034 | +26.17 | 8 | -3 | 6 | 9.0 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:49.384 | +26.52 | 2 | -10 | 11 | 11.1 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:06.027 | +43.17 | 6 | -7 | 4 | 9.3 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 3:44.678 | +81.82 | 12 | -2 | 3 | 10.6 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 3:52.105 | +89.24 | 14 | -1 | 4 | 9.8 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 4:20.194 | +117.33 | 16 | 0 | 1 | 10.5 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
5.156
Look at that. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-2-11.
9.972
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 2-4-6-1-9.
13.994
The Heel gets going.
17.522
And Old Gristle takes flight.
21.017
Chunk has stopped dead.
25.694
Big air for Slapper. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-2-11.
26.817
Slapper has it.
29.817
Slapper takes it.
33.594
Up goes Old Gristle.
37.444
Stubbs finds trouble.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | Big Randy | 1.594 | The Unit 1.556 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Unit | 4.811 | Stubbs 2.766 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Slapper | 6.300 | Slapper 1.483 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Slapper | 8.106 | Slapper 1.806 |
| The Drops | Smooth | Slapper | 9.900 | Slapper 1.794 |
| Peg Field | Metal | Slapper | 11.667 | Slapper 1.767 |
| The Pinball Table | Hard | Slapper | 13.178 | Slapper 1.511 |
| Collision Funnel | Carpet | Slapper | 14.917 | Slapper 1.739 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Slapper | 16.900 | Slapper 1.983 |
| Barrier Run | Metal | Slapper | 19.972 | Slapper 3.072 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Slapper | 21.889 | Slapper 1.917 |
| Bounce Pads | Slick | Slapper | 24.417 | Slapper 2.528 |
| S-Bend | Hard | Slapper | 26.667 | Puck Yeah 2.183 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 28.883 | Slapper 2.216 |
| The Funnel | Carpet | Slapper | 29.817 | Slapper 0.934 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Noodles | 7 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 12 | 0/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Beans | 12 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 13 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 19 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Nuggets | 20 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 24 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared1
The Unit
Basement Heat · HOME
119 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-6-5-6-16.
37.17
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · HOME
117 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 15-4-15-2-10.
73.64
Course preview
50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.
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