· Season 5 · Round 44
The Service Core — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Sweaty Gerald finished second. 15 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:03.850 | — | 10 | +9 | 7 | 14.8 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 2:25.212 | +21.36 | 14 | +12 | 12 | 13.2 |
| 3 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 2:37.344 | +33.49 | 3 | 0 | 12 | 12.5 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 2:44.245 | +40.40 | 8 | +4 | 11 | 12.8 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 2:45.679 | +41.83 | 15 | +10 | 7 | 13.2 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 2:53.923 | +50.07 | 12 | +6 | 10 | 13.1 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 3:06.878 | +63.03 | 9 | +2 | 5 | 9.9 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:13.272 | +69.42 | 1 | -7 | 10 | 12.0 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 3:14.100 | +70.25 | 5 | -4 | 9 | 12.3 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 3:20.517 | +76.67 | 2 | -8 | 13 | 10.5 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 3:30.861 | +87.01 | 7 | -4 | 5 | 19.9 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 3:39.211 | +95.36 | 11 | -1 | 11 | 10.9 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:40.729 | +96.88 | 13 | 0 | 5 | 12.5 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 3:42.450 | +98.60 | 6 | -8 | 5 | 12.5 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 3:44.739 | +100.89 | 4 | -11 | 17 | 14.7 |
| — | Thick Rick DNF | The Nuggets | 4:54.345 | +170.50 | 16 | 0 | 2 | 20.4 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 11.0 contacts an event coming in.
6.033
The Coaster has the lead. Career record: 62 wins from 134, average finish 3.2.
9.750
Damp Kevin is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 6-7-7-7-8.
13.456
Big air for Floppy Joe.
17.356
Tube Sock has stopped dead.
21.267
Custard is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 4-4-5-14-4.
25.972
The Coaster is going to win this. Recent finishes: 1-16-1-1-1.
26.850
Up goes Butter Bean.
30.250
The Coaster wins it.
33.811
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
38.617
That is not going to help.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Sweaty Gerald | 1.567 | Sweaty Gerald 1.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Slapper | 4.444 | Slapper 2.505 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Slapper | 5.711 | The Coaster 1.244 |
| Smooth Descent | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 7.761 | Butter Bean 1.939 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Coaster | 9.444 | Honey Mustard 1.305 |
| Peg Field | Metal | The Coaster | 10.628 | The Coaster 1.184 |
| The Pinball Table | Metal | The Coaster | 11.683 | The Coaster 1.055 |
| Collision Funnel | Metal | The Coaster | 17.711 | The Coaster 6.028 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Coaster | 19.539 | The Coaster 1.828 |
| Barrier Run | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 21.722 | Honey Mustard 1.616 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Coaster | 24.444 | Honey Mustard 1.967 |
| Bounce Pads | Metal | The Coaster | 25.989 | Sweaty Gerald 1.495 |
| Laundry Chute | Metal | The Coaster | 28.061 | Slapper 2.039 |
| Narrow Pipe | Carpet | The Coaster | 28.972 | Slapper 0.861 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 8 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 13 | 0/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 13 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 17 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 17 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 21 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Nuggets | 22 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Lump Patrol | 25 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · HOME
128 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-7-8-8-6.
25.74
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · HOME
131 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-7-9-8-7.
30.35
Course preview
49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.
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