Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 1 · Round 35

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Thick Rick finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. Basement Heat took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:06.389 4 +3 8 14.3
2 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:21.011 +14.62 15 +13 10 14.3
3 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:23.312 +16.92 1 -2 16 13.2
4 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:31.454 +25.07 11 +7 15 11.5
5 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:33.594 +27.21 9 +4 13 12.0
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 2:42.888 +36.50 10 +4 11 15.8
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:44.279 +37.89 2 -5 14 11.8
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:45.678 +39.29 13 +5 16 11.2
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:48.233 +41.84 8 -1 1 23.3
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:12.661 +66.27 6 -4 10 13.5
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:13.594 +67.21 16 +5 6 12.0
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 3:13.944 +67.56 7 -5 6 14.7
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:14.912 +68.52 12 -1 7 19.0
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 4:13.712 +127.32 14 0 7 15.4
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 4:19.551 +133.16 5 -10 4 20.8
Gravy DNF LMP Lump Patrol 4:58.390 +172.00 3 -13 5 13.9
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
5.828
Look at that.
9.233
And Floppy Joe takes flight.
12.911
Up goes The Heel.
16.650
Radiator is airborne.
24.550
Up goes Yolk. Recent finishes: 8-14-6-7-3.
27.328
Here comes Wide Load. Recent finishes: 2-12-1-6-2.
29.567
Wide Load hits the front.
32.967
It is Wide Load!
41.744
Heavy contact for Crawlspace. Averaging 12.2 contacts an event coming in.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Big Randy 1.594 Thick Rick 1.578
Smooth Descent Metal Puck Yeah 4.489 Wide Load 2.366
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 5.839 Gravy 1.244
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Gravy 7.661 Gravy 1.750
The Drops Metal Puck Yeah 9.044 Puck Yeah 1.244
Peg Field Metal Puck Yeah 10.489 Yolk 1.156
The Pinball Table Metal Yolk 11.639 Yolk 1.111
Collision Funnel Metal Yolk 18.639 Thick Rick 6.711
Smooth Descent Metal Thick Rick 20.722 Thick Rick 1.989
Barrier Run Soft fabric Yolk 22.900 Wide Load 1.411
Sweeping Curve Hard Yolk 25.656 Wide Load 1.800
Bounce Pads Metal Yolk 27.294 Wide Load 1.194
Laundry Chute Metal Wide Load 29.511 Wide Load 1.767
Narrow Pipe Carpet Wide Load 30.328 Wide Load 0.817
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 HEA Basement Heat 8 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 10 0/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 12 1/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 15 1/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 17 1/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 18 0/2 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 27 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
16 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-6-8-15-6.
45.48
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
12 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.2. Last five: 6-6-8-6-5.
15.78
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-5-6-6-8.
23.69
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · HOME
16 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 5-5-6-10-8.
16.11
6
The Kidney The Beans
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 8-8-6-4-5.
19.27
22
Butter Bean The Beans
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 8-8-5-6-5.
19.04
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-4-7-5-7.
33.38
4
Radiator Basement Heat
14 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-7-7-7-7.
35.94
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
14 starts, 0 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 4-4-3-3-2.
5.92
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
18 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 4-4-15-3-3.
57.66
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
13 starts, 4 wins, average finish 2.5. Last five: 1-2-2-1-3.
3.70
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
18 starts, 4 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 1-2-2-11-2.
21.02
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · HOME
15 starts, 8 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 2-1-1-2-14.
10.21
4
Wide Load The Pucks · HOME
17 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-6-1-1-1.
10.65
21
Custard The Soft Boys
14 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 3-3-4-14-4.
22.03
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
18 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-3-4-13-4.
21.30

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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