Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 1 · Round 5

The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race

The Basement · The Boiler Run · 743 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Heel survives to win

The Heel took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Radiator finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:44.528 2 +1 13 12.2
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:46.805 +2.28 1 -1 12 9.5
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:47.749 +3.22 4 +1 9 11.1
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 2:52.951 +8.42 7 +3 10 10.9
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:58.173 +13.65 16 +11 3 7.6
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:59.566 +15.04 10 +4 7 12.8
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:00.233 +15.71 5 -2 11 9.1
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:09.438 +24.91 14 +6 9 10.6
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:18.711 +34.18 12 +3 5 7.7
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:19.939 +35.41 11 +1 9 10.5
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:22.033 +37.51 8 -3 11 10.9
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:26.233 +41.71 3 -9 9 10.1
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:44.267 +59.74 9 -4 12 12.1
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:50.428 +65.90 6 -8 4 7.2
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:51.400 +66.87 13 -2 18 15.3
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:58.472 +73.94 15 -1 11 12.7
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
5.083
Chunk gets air.
9.078
Heavy contact for Big Randy.
12.639
And Slapper takes flight.
16.400
Nothing doing for Big Randy. A first for this competitor on the record.
20.267
And The Heel takes flight. Recent finishes: 8.
24.033
The Coaster is picking them off. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-1.
27.261
Slapper is going to win this.
28.556
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
31.956
It is The Heel!
35.728
And Radiator takes flight.
39.478
And Refried Ron takes flight. Recent finishes: 7-6.
45.372
Heavy contact for Stubbs.
50.567
Look at that. Recent finishes: 4.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Big Randy 1.589 Pilot Light 1.567
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 4.594 Chunk 2.755
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 6.294 Slapper 1.472
Smooth Descent Smooth Slapper 8.133 Slapper 1.839
The Drops Smooth Slapper 9.844 Slapper 1.711
Peg Field Metal Slapper 11.622 Slapper 1.778
The Pinball Table Hard Slapper 13.011 Slapper 1.389
Collision Funnel Carpet Slapper 14.617 Slapper 1.606
Smooth Descent Smooth Slapper 16.906 The Coaster 2.239
Barrier Run Metal Slapper 20.294 Radiator 2.544
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 22.228 Radiator 1.789
Bounce Pads Slick Slapper 24.806 Honey Mustard 2.556
S-Bend Hard Slapper 27.083 Honey Mustard 2.200
Tight Curve Smooth Slapper 29.317 Chunk 2.217
The Funnel Carpet Slapper 30.261 Slapper 0.944
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 4 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 14 0/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 15 0/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 18 0/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 18 0/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 19 0/2 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 22 0/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
Debut appearance.
14.04
1
Big Randy The Noodles
Debut appearance.
14.04
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
Debut appearance.
14.04
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
Debut appearance.
14.04
5
Refried Ron The Beans · HOME
Debut appearance.
14.04
6
The Kidney The Beans · HOME
Debut appearance.
14.04
4
Radiator Basement Heat · HOME
Debut appearance.
14.04
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · HOME
Debut appearance.
14.04
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · HOME
Debut appearance.
14.04
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · HOME
Debut appearance.
14.04
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
Debut appearance.
14.04
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
Debut appearance.
14.04
3
The Coaster The Pucks
Debut appearance.
14.04
8
Slapper The Pucks
Debut appearance.
14.04
2
Squish The Soft Boys
Debut appearance.
14.04
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
Debut appearance.
14.04

Course preview

50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.

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