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Derby · Season 4 · Round 14

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Damp Kevin finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:37.375 — 14 +13 41 10.7
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:43.400 +6.03 4 +2 10 10.1
3 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:46.275 +8.90 3 0 11 9.8
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:46.725 +9.35 16 +12 33 10.3
5 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:54.017 +16.64 12 +7 40 10.3
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:59.217 +21.84 7 +1 18 9.9
— Big Randy RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -5 4 10.1
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +7 28 10.4
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 +2 30 10.3
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -2 13 10.2
— Wide Load FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Lil Nugget FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.1
— Butter Bean FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.3
— Thick Rick RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 1.1
— Long John FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.1
— Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.5
1.783
Long John has left. Recent finishes: 7-6-7-6-6.
6.050
A new leader — Custard.
12.125
That has come off.
16.942
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 4-5-2-3-4.
21.525
And it all goes wrong.
26.125
That has come off.
31.425
Up it goes.
40.050
It is unravelling for Custard.
44.458
That has come off.
50.050
Big Randy is coming through. Recent finishes: 7-8-6-6-10.
54.425
Squish leaves something behind.
1:00.642
There goes a piece of Chunk.
1:06.742
There goes a piece of The Heel. Recent finishes: 6-8-7-7-6.
1:14.292
Oh, that is a big one.
1:21.008
You do not see that every day.
1:27.550
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:33.517
Radiator is losing bits. Recent finishes: 5-14-7-5-5.
1:47.992
Up it goes.
1:54.108
Look at the state of it.
2:00.800
Look at the state of it.
2:05.992
That is a long way off the ground.
2:22.300
They felt that in the back row.
2:25.392
And that is Radiator finished.
2:34.967
Sweaty Gerald has stalled.
2:46.767
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:53.325
They felt that in the back row.
2:58.525
There is nothing protecting Squish now.
3:05.633
There is nothing protecting Chunk now.
3:13.283
That is a long way off the ground.
3:18.183
There is nothing left of it.
3:19.683
Chunk is out.
3:21.183
This is the last of it.
3:24.550
Squish is out.
3:34.375
Here comes Slapper.
3:37.375
It is Slapper!
3:47.742
That is a long way off the ground.
3:54.425
Sweaty Gerald has stalled.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 16.217 Gravy 16.217
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 35.083 Slapper 17.741
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 53.750 Chunk 18.383
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:11.017 Slapper 17.267
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:27.567 Slapper 16.550
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:47.683 Damp Kevin 18.100
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:06.333 Gravy 16.641
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:22.733 Chunk 12.533
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:40.225 Slapper 17.492
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:58.525 Chunk 17.900
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 3:19.792 Custard 18.442
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 3:37.375 Slapper 17.583
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 12 1/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 12 1/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 14 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 16 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 22 0/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
72 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-3-6-6-7.
9.91
1
Big Randy The Noodles
76 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.4. Last five: 2-6-5-10-11.
32.14
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
60 starts, 6 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 1-2-6-14-11.
10.49
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
81 starts, 10 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 4-3-1-4-6.
1.72
22
Butter Bean The Beans
85 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 9-16-5-16-8.
196.88
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
73 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 12-11-7-8-11.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
69 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 15-10-13-6-3.
35.64
4
Radiator Basement Heat
85 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 10-9-13-15-13.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
78 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.0. Last five: 10-7-14-11-11.
204.47
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
73 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 2-9-10-4-2.
37.82
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
61 starts, 2 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 15-1-11-10-11.
219.30
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
77 starts, 10 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 11-4-10-13-5.
39.09
4
Wide Load The Pucks
72 starts, 15 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 5-4-6-1-4.
5.98
8
Slapper The Pucks
66 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 10-12-6-9-9.
77.77
2
Squish The Soft Boys
73 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.4. Last five: 8-15-11-14-7.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
67 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 2-2-9-10-8.
18.59

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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