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Derby · Season 4 · Round 24

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Coaster finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:39.742 — 12 +11 35 10.7
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:42.950 +3.21 14 +12 30 11.3
3 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:43.850 +4.11 16 +13 25 10.3
4 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:46.183 +6.44 4 0 6 9.7
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:46.392 +6.65 3 -2 6 9.7
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:54.575 +14.83 8 +2 19 9.8
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 4:16.792 +37.05 2 -5 6 9.6
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 +3 33 10.6
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -2 13 10.1
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +5 12 11.5
— Puck Yeah FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Honey Mustard FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— Sweaty Gerald FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.2
— Lil Nugget RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 1.5
— Floppy Joe FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.2
— The Kidney RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.4
1.792
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 8-7-14-7-7.
6.233
Beautiful. Just beautiful. That is 30 non-finishes in 130 career starts.
10.575
Up it goes.
15.917
Squish is losing bits.
21.958
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-10-2.
27.308
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
34.475
Chunk is losing bits. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-10-2.
38.750
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-1-2.
44.275
There is nothing left of it.
51.750
Look at the state of it.
56.883
Yolk is out, and The Lieutenant did it.
1:05.550
Up it goes.
1:20.050
Look at the state of it.
1:26.817
That is a long way off the ground.
1:38.200
Lil Nugget is going nowhere.
1:43.242
They will not want to see that again.
1:50.208
Chunk is airborne!
1:55.917
Radiator has nothing left on it.
2:07.783
They will not want to see that again.
2:19.908
Radiator is out.
2:30.300
Chunk has nothing left on it.
2:35.650
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
2:43.375
Squish leaves something behind.
2:47.858
Chunk will not be back.
2:53.475
Extraordinary scenes.
3:02.758
Squish leaves something behind.
3:09.058
Stopped, and in the way.
3:15.350
Up it goes.
3:19.700
This is the last of it.
3:24.125
The Coaster is airborne!
3:35.875
Stopped, and in the way.
3:36.742
The Lieutenant is coming to the flag.
3:39.742
The Lieutenant takes it!
3:47.517
Lil Nugget has stalled.
4:01.250
The Kidney has stalled.
4:14.358
You do not see that every day.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 16.200 Squish 16.200
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 35.192 The Coaster 18.275
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 54.042 Crooked Pete 18.683
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 1:13.950 Crooked Pete 18.934
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:30.617 Chunk 13.900
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:48.525 Chunk 17.908
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:05.450 Chunk 16.925
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:24.150 Chunk 18.700
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:43.950 The Coaster 16.692
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:04.958 The Lieutenant 14.891
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:19.700 The Lieutenant 14.742
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:39.742 Second Sock 18.417
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 9 1/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 9 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 13 1/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 13 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 15 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 22 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
74 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 13-12-12-15-8.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
77 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 4-12-3-15-12.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
85 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-3-3-4-3.
2.51
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
83 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 2-4-7-9-1.
2.61
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
77 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.2. Last five: 13-16-12-13-12.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
74 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 14-13-13-8-13.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
90 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 10-13-15-15-15.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
77 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 13-9-11-9-9.
90.44
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
74 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 8-1-8-7-8.
69.61
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
85 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 9-12-10-2-1.
158.76
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
64 starts, 2 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 9-9-5-15-1.
219.30
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
73 starts, 15 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 4-5-2-6-5.
3.33
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
80 starts, 3 wins, average finish 12.0. Last five: 11-13-7-12-12.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
85 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 14-6-9-8-11.
137.76
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
74 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 14-14-14-15-16.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
76 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.3. Last five: 8-7-7-8-15.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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