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Derby · Season 4 · Round 42

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Big Randy survives to win

Big Randy took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Custard finished second. 15 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:14.083 — 2 +1 22 11.1
— Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +13 27 10.9
— Wide Load RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 13 +10 38 12.0
— The Heel WRECKED WET The Wet Socks — — 3 -1 17 10.7
— Gravy WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 +6 28 11.7
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -1 15 10.2
— Honey Mustard WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 10 +3 34 10.9
— Damp Kevin RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 4 -4 14 10.4
— Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +5 25 11.5
— Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -4 8 10.6
— Thick Rick RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -2 11 10.6
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -5 11 10.5
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +3 10 10.5
— Radiator RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -6 7 10.3
— Chunk RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 -3 8 11.4
— Floppy Joe RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 1 -15 4 9.8
2.567
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 4-16-2-3-1.
6.900
Honey Mustard goes to the front.
12.558
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 4-6-2-2-3.
16.883
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 5-8-7-7-14.
23.250
Pilot Light leaves something behind.
28.133
They will not want to see that again.
33.117
Extraordinary scenes.
37.867
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 8-10-7-7-8.
42.475
That was always going to happen.
47.283
That was always going to happen.
53.500
Tender Greg goes to the front.
58.025
That is real damage. Recent finishes: 3-4-2-3-4.
59.525
Big Randy has put Tender Greg out.
1:07.700
Wide Load has put Pilot Light out.
1:13.283
Slapper is losing bits.
1:19.817
Stopped, and in the way.
1:25.400
That was always going to happen.
1:30.050
And it all goes wrong.
1:38.700
The Heel is losing bits.
1:44.492
That has come off.
1:45.992
Slapper will not be back.
1:50.617
Honey Mustard is out, and Gravy did it.
1:55.000
Up it goes.
2:00.808
Gravy is airborne!
2:05.350
Extraordinary scenes.
2:10.700
Refried Ron will not be back.
2:15.467
Wide Load leaves something behind.
2:21.550
There is nothing left of it.
2:28.258
Gravy is out, and Wide Load did it.
2:36.075
There goes a piece of Custard.
2:37.575
And that is The Heel finished.
2:46.542
This is the last of it.
2:50.842
There is nothing protecting Custard now.
3:04.983
That is real damage.
3:07.900
Custard will not be back.
3:11.083
Big Randy is coming to the flag.
3:12.208
Wide Load has nothing left on it.
3:14.083
Big Randy takes it!
3:18.342
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 27.017 Chunk 27.017
Smooth Descent Clay Tender Greg 55.325 Big Randy 26.925
Smooth Descent Clay Big Randy 1:24.100 The Heel 27.367
Smooth Descent Clay Big Randy 1:51.633 Big Randy 27.533
Smooth Descent Clay Big Randy 2:19.617 Wide Load 26.000
Smooth Descent Clay Big Randy 2:46.542 Big Randy 26.925
Smooth Descent Clay Big Randy 3:14.083 Big Randy 27.541
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 12 0/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 12 0/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 15 0/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 16 0/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 17 1/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 18 0/2 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 20 0/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 26 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
84 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 15-9-13-15-4.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles
86 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 4-8-11-3-6.
14.78
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
73 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 3-2-3-12-1.
9.62
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
89 starts, 13 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 3-1-1-5-10.
1.43
5
Refried Ron The Beans
82 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 13-12-15-13-14.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
86 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.3. Last five: 11-15-13-15-13.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
79 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 14-12-10-16-14.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
101 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 8-15-14-14-16.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
87 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 16-5-6-5-8.
48.70
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
85 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 14-6-9-6-9.
43.30
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
92 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 16-10-10-5-7.
103.38
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
73 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 1-10-8-8-11.
116.14
4
Wide Load The Pucks
86 starts, 18 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 8-4-1-2-1.
5.98
8
Slapper The Pucks
79 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 6-9-13-10-11.
76.92
21
Custard The Soft Boys
86 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-9-12-11-7.
52.92
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
95 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 16-11-16-16-12.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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