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Derby · Season 4 · Round 44

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win

Gravy took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Heel finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:45.692 — 11 +10 33 10.6
2 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:45.842 +0.15 4 +2 5 10.1
3 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:45.942 +0.25 12 +9 26 10.7
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:47.600 +1.91 16 +12 22 10.4
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:47.875 +2.18 3 -2 5 9.9
6 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:56.592 +10.90 14 +8 37 10.6
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 4:06.133 +20.44 2 -5 7 9.8
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -1 13 10.1
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -1 12 9.6
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +5 10 10.3
— Slapper FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.4
— Thick Rick FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— Butter Bean FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.3
— Stubbs RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 3.3
— Floppy Joe FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.2
— The Kidney RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.4
1.792
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 7-5-9-8-7.
6.142
There is nothing left of it. That is 28 non-finishes in 144 career starts.
15.792
The Heel leaves something behind.
20.050
Look at Long John go.
27.158
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 3-1-3-4-3.
34.717
There goes a piece of Squish.
43.450
Radiator is losing bits. Recent finishes: 5-8-7-7-14.
49.783
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 3-1-3-4-3.
56.642
And it all goes wrong.
1:02.175
There is nothing protecting Pilot Light now.
1:06.400
Wide Load is airborne!
1:07.900
Damp Kevin has put Tender Greg out.
1:13.667
Squish is losing bits.
1:18.042
Stopped, and in the way.
1:26.500
The Kidney has stalled.
1:28.000
Pilot Light is out, and Wide Load did it.
1:33.208
That has come off.
1:39.825
Up it goes.
1:46.208
Look at the state of it.
1:51.942
You do not see that every day.
1:58.950
Squish goes to the front.
2:03.392
Stripped to the shell.
2:10.050
Old Gristle is on the move.
2:12.367
Wide Load has put Radiator out.
2:22.550
The Kidney is going nowhere.
2:28.100
A new leader — Gravy.
2:35.500
There goes a piece of Squish.
2:40.100
Gravy takes the lead.
2:44.842
Up it goes.
2:52.417
The Kidney is going nowhere.
2:58.525
Old Gristle is airborne!
3:11.483
Extraordinary scenes.
3:19.208
Oh, that is a big one.
3:23.933
Stopped, and in the way.
3:27.150
Last lap.
3:33.942
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:42.692
Gravy has it.
3:44.192
Extraordinary scenes.
3:45.692
Gravy wins the derby.
3:50.842
They felt that in the back row.
4:01.200
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 15.692 Squish 15.692
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 34.650 Gravy 18.067
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 53.367 Squish 18.717
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 1:13.433 The Heel 18.966
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:31.567 Gravy 17.567
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:51.892 The Heel 18.525
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:10.533 Old Gristle 16.241
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:29.800 Gravy 18.025
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:48.275 Gravy 18.475
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:07.150 The Heel 18.750
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:27.150 The Heel 18.584
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:45.692 Old Gristle 16.100
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 4 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 14 1/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 17 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 17 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 22 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
84 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 15-9-13-15-4.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles
94 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 5-6-7-6-1.
20.21
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
91 starts, 13 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 3-5-3-1-1.
2.24
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
73 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 3-2-3-12-1.
9.67
22
Butter Bean The Beans
101 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 16-5-5-8-8.
158.07
6
The Kidney The Beans
83 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 8-12-11-9-12.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
101 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 8-15-14-14-16.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
81 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 14-13-14-12-10.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
88 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 10-16-5-6-5.
120.00
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
86 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 7-10-3-13-8.
99.15
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
94 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 2-7-16-10-10.
34.31
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
100 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 2-5-1-8-3.
2.96
8
Slapper The Pucks
79 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 6-9-13-10-11.
77.82
4
Wide Load The Pucks
86 starts, 18 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 8-4-1-2-1.
7.79
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
96 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 16-16-11-16-16.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
82 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.2. Last five: 10-3-16-12-14.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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