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The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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The Heel wins at The Mezzanine

The Heel took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Refried Ron finished second. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 59.792 — 3 +2 0 7.4
2 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 58.317 — 6 +4 4 7.4
3 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 55.617 — 11 +8 2 10.2
4 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 43.383 — 4 0 0 16.4
5 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 42.525 — 10 +5 1 15.9
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 37.683 — 2 -4 0 20.3
7 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 37.408 — 16 +9 0 18.0
8 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 32.225 — 9 +1 2 18.1
9 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 32.008 — 13 +4 3 18.0
10 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 27.933 — 8 -2 3 18.1
11 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 24.133 — 7 -4 2 19.0
12 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 20.775 — 1 -11 7 19.3
13 The Kidney BEA The Beans 20.533 — 5 -8 1 18.9
14 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 20.200 — 12 -2 7 18.6
15 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 20.192 — 15 0 1 18.3
16 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 18.942 — 14 -2 6 18.0
0.000
The floor is live.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.617
Less of it every time you look.
9.200
Another panel gone.
10.750
No idea what happened there.
12.275
It is chaos out there.
13.783
Look at the state of it.
14.625
That is as close as it gets. Recent finishes: 1-3-1-8-1.
15.258
There goes another one.
16.708
There goes another one.
18.133
Well, that was always going to happen.
18.942
Puck Yeah goes in.
19.542
They will not want to see that again.
20.342
In goes Squish.
20.917
There goes another one.
21.742
Old Gristle goes in.
22.275
There goes another one.
23.142
In goes The Kidney.
23.617
It is chaos out there.
24.542
Floppy Joe is gone.
24.933
That is the sport, right there.
25.942
Pilot Light is gone.
26.233
Look at the state of it.
27.517
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
27.933
In goes The Unit.
28.775
That is the sport, right there.
30.017
Less of it every time you look.
31.242
Less of it every time you look.
31.825
Extraordinary. Recent finishes: 15-4-15-2-10.
32.450
The floor is getting smaller.
33.225
The Coaster goes in.
33.642
You do not see that every day.
34.625
In goes Thick Rick. Recent finishes: 15-4-15-2-10.
34.817
Look at the state of it.
35.983
Another panel gone.
37.125
No idea what happened there.
37.408
In goes Custard.
38.250
There goes another one.
38.808
Big Randy is gone. Recent finishes: 6-10-5-8-3.
39.367
Another panel gone.
40.467
That is the sport, right there.
41.558
It is chaos out there.
42.525
In goes Stubbs. Recent finishes: 4-2-3-3-6.
42.633
Another panel gone.
43.692
The floor is getting smaller.
43.925
In goes Tube Sock.
44.742
The floor is getting smaller.
45.775
The floor is getting smaller.
46.800
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
47.808
There goes another one.
48.808
Another panel gone.
49.792
Less of it every time you look.
50.775
The floor is getting smaller.
51.733
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
52.692
Less of it every time you look.
53.642
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
54.575
Another panel gone.
55.500
Less of it every time you look.
55.617
That is Gravy finished.
56.408
Another panel gone.
57.017
Down to the last two.
57.317
There goes another one.
58.417
In goes Refried Ron.
59.817
The Heel goes in.
1:01.800
The Heel is the last one up.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate Big Randy 37.125 Big Randy 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate The Heel 53.642 The Heel 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 13 2/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 15 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 17 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 18 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 21 2/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 22 2/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 25 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
52 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 4-8-14-6-5.
10.37
1
Big Randy The Noodles
48 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 2-12-15-6-9.
12.14
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
43 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-5-7-8-11.
13.47
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
41 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 12-14-5-1-3.
13.55
6
The Kidney The Beans
43 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.2. Last five: 3-13-10-12-1.
29.19
5
Refried Ron The Beans
52 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.5. Last five: 11-16-6-11-5.
37.83
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
45 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.7. Last five: 1-13-7-12-12.
22.10
1
The Unit Basement Heat
45 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.5. Last five: 3-11-15-16-1.
25.38
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
50 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 9-16-2-7-2.
8.07
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
50 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 2-7-2-6-14.
8.49
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
46 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 4-7-12-9-1.
8.33
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
46 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 3-15-10-10-15.
19.25
3
The Coaster The Pucks
51 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 15-10-16-9-4.
29.58
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
38 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 6-1-1-14-7.
12.31
2
Squish The Soft Boys
49 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 15-15-16-1-5.
24.74
21
Custard The Soft Boys
40 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 10-9-16-4-6.
10.14

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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