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Floor · Season 3 · Round 8

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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The Kidney wins at The Patio

The Kidney took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the The Beans. The Heel finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1:08.208 — 5 +4 0 2.9
2 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1:08.208 — 4 +2 0 2.2
3 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 53.300 — 6 +3 14 8.2
4 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 50.167 — 1 -3 2 11.7
5 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 46.600 — 15 +10 9 12.9
6 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 45.650 — 9 +3 0 14.0
7 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 44.900 — 11 +4 0 14.4
8 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 43.075 — 16 +8 13 15.2
9 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 41.283 — 12 +3 6 15.0
10 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 34.867 — 14 +4 10 17.4
11 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 31.883 — 3 -8 4 19.3
12 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 31.533 — 10 -2 6 18.1
13 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 30.500 — 8 -5 5 18.7
14 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 28.142 — 2 -12 11 18.7
15 Slapper PCK The Pucks 24.417 — 13 -2 9 18.7
16 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 13.050 — 7 -9 4 19.4
0.000
The floor is live.
5.542
Nowhere left for Sweaty Gerald to go. Recent finishes: 8-7-16-8-10.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.517
There goes another one.
9.000
Less of it every time you look.
9.833
Pilot Light is in trouble here. Recent finishes: 6-10-5-5-7.
10.467
There goes another one.
11.900
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
13.050
Pilot Light is gone.
13.308
Less of it every time you look.
14.692
Less of it every time you look.
16.058
Another panel gone.
17.400
Less of it every time you look.
18.717
Another panel gone.
20.017
That is the sport, right there.
21.292
Well, that was always going to happen.
22.550
You do not see that every day.
23.475
Nowhere left for Slapper to go. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-2-11.
23.792
There goes another one.
24.875
That is Slapper finished.
25.008
The floor is getting smaller.
26.208
It is chaos out there.
27.400
The floor is getting smaller.
28.142
Floppy Joe goes in. Recent finishes: 7-7-6-6-8.
28.567
The floor is getting smaller.
29.717
There goes another one.
30.500
The Unit goes in.
30.850
There goes another one.
31.900
That is Honey Mustard finished. Recent finishes: 3-3-1-3-16.
31.967
Another panel gone.
33.075
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
33.300
Damp Kevin goes in.
34.167
Less of it every time you look.
34.867
Puck Yeah goes in.
35.242
The floor is getting smaller.
36.300
Less of it every time you look.
37.350
Less of it every time you look.
38.383
You do not see that every day.
39.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
40.408
Well, that was always going to happen.
41.283
In goes Old Gristle.
41.408
They will not want to see that again.
42.392
No idea what happened there.
43.075
In goes Custard.
43.367
Less of it every time you look.
44.325
The floor is getting smaller.
44.900
Chunk goes in.
45.275
And it all goes wrong.
46.208
The floor is getting smaller.
46.300
That is Thick Rick finished.
47.142
The floor is getting smaller.
47.700
That is Squish finished.
48.058
Another panel gone.
48.967
The floor is getting smaller.
49.867
Less of it every time you look.
50.167
In goes Big Randy.
50.750
Oh dear.
51.625
Less of it every time you look.
52.500
There goes another one.
53.300
Sweaty Gerald is gone.
53.358
You do not see that every day.
54.208
That is the sport, right there.
54.700
One panel each.
1:08.208
The Kidney is the last one up.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 4 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 13 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 13 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 16 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 18 2/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 18 2/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 25 2/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 29 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
48 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 2-12-15-6-9.
12.82
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
52 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 4-8-14-6-5.
11.13
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
46 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 3-6-4-15-10.
13.64
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
43 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-5-7-8-11.
15.34
6
The Kidney The Beans
43 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.2. Last five: 3-13-10-12-1.
27.61
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
46 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 9-7-1-8-15.
15.02
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
45 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.7. Last five: 1-13-7-12-12.
24.13
1
The Unit Basement Heat
45 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.5. Last five: 3-11-15-16-1.
25.25
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
50 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 9-16-2-7-2.
6.18
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
46 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 1-13-2-15-16.
20.82
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
47 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 5-1-12-5-12.
19.61
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
46 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 3-15-10-10-15.
15.25
8
Slapper The Pucks
43 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 8-2-5-16-2.
14.68
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
38 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 6-1-1-14-7.
8.66
2
Squish The Soft Boys
49 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 15-15-16-1-5.
24.64
21
Custard The Soft Boys
40 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 10-9-16-4-6.
10.08

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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