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The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
FULL TIME Fairness
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Gravy wins at The Mezzanine

Gravy took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Slapper finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 58.608 — 11 +10 4 3.9
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 56.600 — 13 +11 2 9.7
3 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 55.908 — 8 +5 0 9.7
4 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 55.608 — 9 +5 1 10.1
5 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 43.725 — 2 -3 1 16.9
6 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 34.083 — 15 +9 5 18.8
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 32.033 — 4 -3 1 18.0
8 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 23.933 — 7 -1 3 19.2
9 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 21.517 — 1 -8 1 18.6
10 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 20.508 — 12 +2 0 18.9
11 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 20.450 — 6 -5 7 19.0
12 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 20.200 — 16 +4 1 18.3
13 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 18.717 — 10 -3 5 17.8
14 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 14.208 — 3 -11 0 18.7
15 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 11.458 — 14 -1 2 19.2
16 The Kidney BEA The Beans 10.750 — 5 -11 3 18.9
0.000
And we are away.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.617
Less of it every time you look.
7.925
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 7-8-8-4-8.
9.200
Another panel gone.
10.750
Absolute carnage.
10.750
In goes The Kidney. Recent finishes: 7-8-8-4-8.
12.150
In goes The Coaster. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-1-10.
12.275
Another panel gone.
13.783
Absolute carnage.
14.208
Damp Kevin goes in. Recent finishes: 5-13-6-7-8.
15.258
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
16.708
Another panel gone.
17.817
Squish is sliding.
18.133
Less of it every time you look.
19.217
Stubbs goes in. Recent finishes: 6-3-7-3-3.
19.542
Another panel gone.
20.617
That is Squish finished.
20.917
There goes another one.
22.017
That is Refried Ron finished.
22.275
Another panel gone.
23.417
In goes Old Gristle.
23.617
There goes another one.
24.817
Big Randy is gone.
24.933
Less of it every time you look.
26.217
The Unit goes in.
26.233
Another panel gone.
27.517
The floor is getting smaller.
28.775
Less of it every time you look.
30.017
The floor is getting smaller.
30.292
They will not want to see that again.
31.242
The floor is getting smaller.
32.033
The Heel is gone.
32.450
That is the sport, right there.
33.642
Less of it every time you look.
34.083
Custard goes in.
34.817
There goes another one.
35.983
There goes another one.
37.125
Absolute carnage.
38.250
The floor is getting smaller.
39.367
Less of it every time you look.
40.467
There goes another one.
41.558
Look at the state of it.
42.633
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
43.533
That is the sport, right there.
43.692
There goes another one.
44.742
There goes another one.
44.933
In goes Floppy Joe.
45.775
There goes another one.
46.800
Less of it every time you look.
47.808
The floor is getting smaller.
48.808
Less of it every time you look.
49.792
Another panel gone.
50.775
That is the sport, right there.
51.733
Another panel gone.
52.692
Another panel gone.
53.642
It is chaos out there.
54.575
Less of it every time you look.
55.500
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
55.608
That is Honey Mustard finished.
56.408
The floor is getting smaller.
57.008
Pilot Light is gone.
57.317
Less of it every time you look.
58.408
Down to the last two.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate Floppy Joe 37.125 Floppy Joe 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate Pilot Light 53.642 Pilot Light 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 11 2/2 8
2 HEA Basement Heat 11 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 14 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 17 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 17 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 18 2/2 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 21 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
49 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 6-2-12-15-6.
9.62
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
53 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 12-4-8-14-6.
13.70
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
46 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 3-6-4-15-10.
19.83
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
44 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 1-9-5-7-8.
7.68
6
The Kidney The Beans
44 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.2. Last five: 13-3-13-10-12.
39.75
5
Refried Ron The Beans
53 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 2-11-16-6-11.
21.96
1
The Unit Basement Heat
46 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.5. Last five: 10-3-11-15-16.
26.48
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
46 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.7. Last five: 11-1-13-7-12.
28.79
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
46 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 1-13-2-15-16.
22.75
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
51 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 5-2-7-2-6.
7.80
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
47 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 3-4-7-12-9.
5.63
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
47 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 14-3-15-10-10.
32.83
8
Slapper The Pucks
43 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 8-2-5-16-2.
11.84
3
The Coaster The Pucks
52 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-15-10-16-9.
27.05
21
Custard The Soft Boys
41 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-10-9-16-4.
9.12
2
Squish The Soft Boys
50 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 15-15-15-16-1.
35.65

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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