Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 6 · Round 14

The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race

The Basement · The Boiler Run · 743 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Puck Yeah finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:19.694 10 +9 10 12.2
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:22.405 +2.71 5 +3 6 10.5
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:29.944 +10.25 15 +12 11 11.2
4 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:40.923 +21.23 7 +3 9 10.9
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:42.478 +22.78 13 +8 6 10.0
6 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:43.034 +23.34 16 +10 11 12.6
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:44.178 +24.48 11 +4 13 10.6
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:44.390 +24.70 2 -6 10 12.3
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:51.883 +32.19 4 -5 9 9.8
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:54.544 +34.85 1 -9 7 10.3
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:04.689 +45.00 12 +1 3 18.2
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:12.299 +52.61 14 +2 6 11.3
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:12.344 +52.65 3 -10 8 10.2
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:15.728 +56.03 6 -8 6 8.4
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:39.139 +79.45 8 -7 8 10.6
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:43.066 +83.37 9 -7 2 19.0
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 10.7 contacts an event coming in.
5.067
Wide Load is airborne.
8.533
Heavy contact for Thick Rick. Averaging 9.1 contacts an event coming in.
11.950
Crawlspace gets air.
15.528
Thick Rick is airborne.
18.950
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 7-4-2-4-8.
24.033
That is the sport, right there.
28.689
The Lieutenant gets air. Recent finishes: 3-5-1-5-1.
30.083
Here comes The Lieutenant. Recent finishes: 3-5-1-5-1.
33.000
Puck Yeah gets air.
36.400
It is The Lieutenant!
41.017
That is a big one for Crooked Pete.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Damp Kevin 1.594 Thick Rick 1.578
Smooth Descent Hard Thick Rick 4.728 Wide Load 2.789
Sweeping Curve Hard The Lieutenant 6.372 The Lieutenant 1.594
Smooth Descent Smooth The Lieutenant 8.389 The Lieutenant 2.017
The Drops Smooth The Lieutenant 10.328 The Lieutenant 1.939
Peg Field Metal The Lieutenant 12.867 Custard 2.389
The Pinball Table Hard The Lieutenant 14.544 Custard 1.639
Collision Funnel Carpet The Lieutenant 16.344 Thick Rick 1.688
Smooth Descent Smooth The Lieutenant 18.822 Thick Rick 2.284
Barrier Run Metal The Lieutenant 22.433 Puck Yeah 3.555
Sweeping Curve Hard The Lieutenant 24.489 The Unit 1.961
Bounce Pads Slick The Lieutenant 27.244 The Unit 2.634
S-Bend Hard The Lieutenant 29.739 Puck Yeah 2.377
Tight Curve Smooth The Lieutenant 32.106 Puck Yeah 2.339
The Funnel Carpet The Lieutenant 33.083 The Lieutenant 0.977
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 12 1/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 12 2/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 15 1/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 18 0/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 18 0/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 18 1/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 18 1/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 25 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
144 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-12-5-8-8.
52.68
1
Big Randy The Noodles
133 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-7-10-7-11.
56.74
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
139 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-6-5-6-6.
31.56
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
136 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-8-14-8-6.
75.50
6
The Kidney The Beans · HOME
145 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-6-7-4-7.
82.92
5
Refried Ron The Beans · HOME
133 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-8-7-5-5.
53.34
1
The Unit Basement Heat · HOME
142 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 4-4-4-5-6.
45.57
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · HOME
134 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 13-4-8-7-13.
63.87
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · HOME
138 starts, 11 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 11-3-4-4-16.
41.69
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · HOME
136 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-3-3-4-6.
6.28
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
136 starts, 33 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-1-3-1-3.
5.17
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
142 starts, 36 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-1-4-3-1.
5.93
4
Wide Load The Pucks
129 starts, 54 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-2-1-1-6.
5.60
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
143 starts, 76 wins, average finish 2.9. Last five: 5-2-8-2-1.
5.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
139 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 5-1-5-3-8.
17.19
2
Squish The Soft Boys
134 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 3-12-5-15-6.
51.35

Course preview

50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.

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