Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 6 · Round 29

The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race

Nan's Landing · The Banister Classic · 659 m · 16 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Pinch points Uphill section Peg chaos Slick floor Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Stubbs finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:39.444 10 +9 10 9.2
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:40.350 +0.91 8 +6 15 8.9
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:45.462 +6.02 15 +12 9 10.9
4 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:55.684 +16.24 5 +1 10 9.5
5 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:57.323 +17.88 6 +1 11 9.8
6 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:58.838 +19.39 4 -2 9 9.0
7 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:59.273 +19.83 16 +9 10 10.1
8 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:59.600 +20.16 2 -6 10 9.9
9 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:59.878 +20.43 12 +3 10 8.8
10 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:01.062 +21.62 3 -7 7 9.5
11 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:02.628 +23.18 11 0 12 9.9
12 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:04.400 +24.96 7 -5 9 9.3
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:04.550 +25.11 9 -4 9 9.6
14 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:09.727 +30.28 13 -1 13 9.2
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:10.616 +31.17 14 -1 5 8.1
16 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:15.479 +36.04 1 -15 11 8.9
0.017
Absolute carnage.
4.133
Butter Bean goes to the front. Career record: 2 wins from 149, average finish 6.7.
8.033
And it all goes wrong.
12.572
Up goes Wide Load. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-2-1.
16.033
Butter Bean cannot hold position.
19.622
And Big Randy takes flight.
24.033
The Coaster is picking them off. Recent finishes: 2-8-1-1-2.
29.889
That is a big one for Wide Load. Averaging 8.3 contacts an event coming in.
30.006
Wide Load is going to win this. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-2-1.
33.289
The Coaster takes it.
39.450
Floppy Joe gets hit hard.
43.172
Extraordinary scenes.
48.033
And it all goes wrong.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Butter Bean 1.567 Butter Bean 1.567
Smooth Descent Carpet Wide Load 4.367 The Coaster 2.517
Sweeping Curve Metal Butter Bean 4.700 Butter Bean 0.583
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 14.411 Wide Load 2.205
The Drops Carpet Wide Load 15.828 Wide Load 1.417
The Spiral Soft fabric Wide Load 17.372 Wide Load 1.544
Laundry Chute Carpet Wide Load 19.244 Wide Load 1.872
Rotating Drum Smooth Wide Load 21.622 Wide Load 2.378
Narrow Pipe Carpet Wide Load 23.789 Wide Load 2.167
The Drops Smooth Wide Load 25.533 Wide Load 1.744
Stairwell Smooth Wide Load 27.450 Wide Load 1.917
Carpet Flat Carpet Wide Load 29.894 Wide Load 2.444
Tight Curve Smooth Wide Load 33.006 Sweaty Gerald 1.106
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 4 1/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 13 2/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 16 2/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 17 2/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 20 2/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 20 2/2 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 21 1/2 2
8 NOO The Noodles 25 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · HOME
146 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 4-12-7-6-4.
51.06
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · HOME
133 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-7-5-5-7.
26.74
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
146 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 4-7-5-6-8.
20.93
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
148 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-9-8-7-6.
89.88
22
Butter Bean The Beans
143 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 2-6-5-8-8.
27.97
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
147 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-12-8-4-6.
42.50
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
143 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 3-5-6-15-8.
44.04
1
The Unit Basement Heat
153 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 3-5-7-4-6.
33.49
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
145 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 10-4-1-4-7.
14.08
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
146 starts, 12 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-1-3-7-12.
15.74
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · HOME
148 starts, 36 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-2-4-1-11.
5.09
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · HOME
133 starts, 32 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 8-2-2-9-4.
9.39
3
The Coaster The Pucks
149 starts, 69 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-1-1-15.
3.57
4
Wide Load The Pucks
138 starts, 57 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 1-2-16-1-2.
9.20
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · HOME
155 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 8-5-3-2-4.
16.16
2
Squish The Soft Boys · HOME
146 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 5-16-3-3-13.
40.87

Course preview

45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.

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