· Season 6 · Round 29
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Stubbs finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2:39.444 | — | 10 | +9 | 10 | 9.2 |
| 2 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 2:40.350 | +0.91 | 8 | +6 | 15 | 8.9 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:45.462 | +6.02 | 15 | +12 | 9 | 10.9 |
| 4 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 2:55.684 | +16.24 | 5 | +1 | 10 | 9.5 |
| 5 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 2:57.323 | +17.88 | 6 | +1 | 11 | 9.8 |
| 6 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 2:58.838 | +19.39 | 4 | -2 | 9 | 9.0 |
| 7 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 2:59.273 | +19.83 | 16 | +9 | 10 | 10.1 |
| 8 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 2:59.600 | +20.16 | 2 | -6 | 10 | 9.9 |
| 9 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 2:59.878 | +20.43 | 12 | +3 | 10 | 8.8 |
| 10 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:01.062 | +21.62 | 3 | -7 | 7 | 9.5 |
| 11 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:02.628 | +23.18 | 11 | 0 | 12 | 9.9 |
| 12 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 3:04.400 | +24.96 | 7 | -5 | 9 | 9.3 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 3:04.550 | +25.11 | 9 | -4 | 9 | 9.6 |
| 14 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:09.727 | +30.28 | 13 | -1 | 13 | 9.2 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 3:10.616 | +31.17 | 14 | -1 | 5 | 8.1 |
| 16 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 3:15.479 | +36.04 | 1 | -15 | 11 | 8.9 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
4.133
Butter Bean goes to the front. Career record: 2 wins from 149, average finish 6.7.
8.033
And it all goes wrong.
12.572
Up goes Wide Load. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-2-1.
16.033
Butter Bean cannot hold position.
19.622
And Big Randy takes flight.
24.033
The Coaster is picking them off. Recent finishes: 2-8-1-1-2.
29.889
That is a big one for Wide Load. Averaging 8.3 contacts an event coming in.
30.006
Wide Load is going to win this. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-2-1.
33.289
The Coaster takes it.
39.450
Floppy Joe gets hit hard.
43.172
Extraordinary scenes.
48.033
And it all goes wrong.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Butter Bean | 1.567 | Butter Bean 1.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Wide Load | 4.367 | The Coaster 2.517 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Butter Bean | 4.700 | Butter Bean 0.583 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Wide Load | 14.411 | Wide Load 2.205 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Wide Load | 15.828 | Wide Load 1.417 |
| The Spiral | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 17.372 | Wide Load 1.544 |
| Laundry Chute | Carpet | Wide Load | 19.244 | Wide Load 1.872 |
| Rotating Drum | Smooth | Wide Load | 21.622 | Wide Load 2.378 |
| Narrow Pipe | Carpet | Wide Load | 23.789 | Wide Load 2.167 |
| The Drops | Smooth | Wide Load | 25.533 | Wide Load 1.744 |
| Stairwell | Smooth | Wide Load | 27.450 | Wide Load 1.917 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 29.894 | Wide Load 2.444 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 33.006 | Sweaty Gerald 1.106 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 4 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 13 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Beans | 16 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 17 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 20 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 20 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Lump Patrol | 21 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Noodles | 25 | 1/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · HOME
133 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-7-5-5-7.
26.74
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · HOME
148 starts, 36 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-2-4-1-11.
5.09
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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