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Derby · Season 5 · Round 22

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Tube Sock survives to win

Tube Sock took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Crawlspace finished second. 15 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:18.008 — 3 +2 17 10.8
— Crawlspace WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 +5 27 11.0
— Big Randy WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -2 21 10.8
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +11 16 11.5
— Stubbs RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 +5 28 10.7
— Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -4 12 10.8
— The Heel WRECKED WET The Wet Socks — — 4 -3 17 10.7
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +8 10 11.2
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -1 11 10.8
— Refried Ron RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 5 -5 9 10.7
— Thick Rick RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -2 15 11.3
— Butter Bean RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -6 6 10.2
— Chunk RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 -1 14 11.1
— Wide Load RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 13 -1 9 10.6
— Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 -1 14 11.2
— Old Gristle RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -5 6 11.3
2.275
Wide Load is losing bits.
10.050
Look at Tender Greg go. Recent finishes: 5-4-6-5-5.
14.350
They will not want to see that again.
19.408
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 4-6-5-15-6.
24.450
They felt that in the back row.
29.017
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-2-16.
33.383
Slapper will not take much more.
37.850
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-2-4.
42.283
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 1-2-16-1-2.
43.783
Slapper is out, and Squish did it.
48.233
There is nothing protecting Chunk now.
52.633
Stopped, and in the way.
57.000
Absolute carnage.
1:03.700
Refried Ron is going nowhere.
1:09.817
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
1:11.317
That is Floppy Joe taking Radiator with them.
1:12.817
Tender Greg is out, and Floppy Joe did it.
1:17.850
Squish leaves something behind.
1:22.842
That has come off.
1:37.533
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
1:42.150
The Heel goes to the front.
1:48.708
That is a long way off the ground.
1:53.633
That is Refried Ron taking The Heel with them.
2:05.108
Stubbs leaves something behind.
2:14.233
That has come off.
2:19.042
Floppy Joe is in trouble.
2:20.542
Floppy Joe is out.
2:24.767
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:29.358
Squish is in trouble.
2:34.400
That was always going to happen.
2:38.883
Look at the state of it.
2:47.192
Last lap.
2:52.433
Oh, that is a big one.
2:58.533
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:06.158
That is real damage.
3:07.658
Big Randy will not be back.
3:15.008
Here comes Tube Sock.
3:15.642
Crawlspace is out.
3:18.008
Tube Sock wins the derby.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Crawlspace 26.725 Crawlspace 26.725
Smooth Descent Clay Crawlspace 54.725 Floppy Joe 27.108
Smooth Descent Clay Crawlspace 1:22.983 Stubbs 24.858
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 1:50.542 Floppy Joe 26.525
Smooth Descent Clay Crawlspace 2:18.417 Crawlspace 27.092
Smooth Descent Clay Crawlspace 2:47.192 Tube Sock 27.517
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 3:18.008 Tube Sock 29.291
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 8 1/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 9 0/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 11 0/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 12 0/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 16 0/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 22 0/2 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 29 0/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
102 starts, 6 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 15-5-2-8-10.
11.60
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
99 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 14-4-15-5-6.
126.40
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
102 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 6-13-3-3-5.
2.59
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
87 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 5-14-9-1-8.
8.01
5
Refried Ron The Beans
99 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 16-15-7-13-13.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
107 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 13-10-11-13-9.
65.08
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
99 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 4-10-13-6-11.
28.95
4
Radiator Basement Heat
120 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 10-14-10-16-16.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
100 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 3-6-4-9-14.
14.78
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
101 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 12-9-10-1-7.
36.55
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
114 starts, 27 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 2-15-7-5-9.
7.22
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
83 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 7-15-16-16-15.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
102 starts, 18 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 7-3-13-2-8.
5.58
8
Slapper The Pucks
94 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 3-3-2-3-2.
15.58
2
Squish The Soft Boys
94 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 11-5-7-9-13.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
106 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 16-16-15-10-15.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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